Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Slave]

Maybe if that @Slave guy were still on here he would make pretty embarrassing (read, funny) pl posts about how he totallly was very successful in high school, but the guy left for very understandable reasons so I don't see that happening any time soon

Did somebody say my name?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Did somebody say my name?

Lol, you come back, Talbott comes back, Alex is cutting himself, Zoey is starting to have meltdowns once again. What's next, the return of Herbert!?

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

i dont melt down
i put losers in their place

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What is the part about being wealthy? Does Colton believe that being on disability makes him rich, because once in a while he can manage to waste public funds on crappy concerts featuring bands nobody's ever heard of? By that metric people who work part time at the grocery store are loaded.
And he's looking for a girl who wants a family with a "manlet"? Is he acknowledging he's a man now?

You aren't going to prove us wrong, Colton. You will not ever find a goth GF. You will eventually go gay.

 

[Slave]

I'd like to go back to my initial post and make a few corrections.

I don’t know the exact reason for his expulsion, but the rumor was that he assaulted a teacher.

CORRECTION: Turns out this most likely isn't true. District policy at the time stated that a student's 10th suspension would result in automatic expulsion. Had he actually assaulted a teacher, I realize that it probably would've been discussed all over the school (which was not the case). In actuality, this rumor was started by a couple of students in typical high school fashion and stayed only in a small circle.

She moved into another Woodburn High School student’s house, who’s name was Andy

CORRECTION: I got his name wrong. But I don't think it's important for me to reveal the correct one anyways because he's a good guy who's not an integral part of the story.
ADDED DETAIL: Rumor had it that she would put a padlock on her door to prevent anyone else in the house from entering her room. Probably because she was a control freak. Even though she was a guest to that house. Given her track record, I believe this rumor is fact.

Brent was some geeky kid, a socially inept brainiac, probably autistic, and someone who I knew quite well since middle school.

CORRECTION: I'm a retard. His name is Brett, not Brent. I guess I don't know him as well as I thought.

Crystal got kicked out of Andy’s house for insulting his morbidly obese mother and later moves in with her sex-addicted slut friend who would go through boyfriends every other day.

CORRECTION: Actually, I remember she stayed with Brett and his family for a short period before moving into her slut friend's house. Though, she was soon kicked out of there too. I don't remember the details, but I definitely remember the gossip at school.

However, allegedly sometime last year, he committed seppuku at his workplace after somehow shaming himself for something that wasn’t really a big deal. He was 28.

CORRECTION: Turns out he's still among the living. He opened his Facebook back up last week and posted a few things before deleting his account again. By the looks of it he's in the midwest now, Nebraska I think it was, but I have no idea what exactly he's doing these days. The thought crossed my mind to ask him about his experience with Colton, but I missed the opportunity.


Everything else about my original post, to my knowledge, is true. It's very important to me to be as accurate as possible. Also fun to reflect on these memories and share them with "the Evil Kiwis" or to anyone else for that matter.

And Colton, I know you're reading this. I know you might be wondering who I am. I know you even went through a list of names and even settled on a couple and thought "THAT'S DEFINITELY SLAVE!". But every name you have suspected so far is wrong, and I'm sure the next batch of names will also be wrong. My identity doesn't even matter anyways because that's not the point. The point is that you gotta take responsibility for your behavior because that's indirectly the thing that is making you feel miserable. You can try to blame everyone else, but if you don't hold yourself accountable once in a while, you're not gonna feel better. You can at least try to take my advice for a day and see how you feel, or you can ignore me and continue down this path and ultimately feel worse. I'm not gonna laugh at you, but I am challenging you to better yourself. In fact, the reason I wrote about you in the first place was in attempt to get you to reflect on yourself and see if you could put in enough effort to turn your life into a success story. But the more you attack people who are trying to help you, and the more you attack people in general, the further isolated you're going to be. That's just the way the world is.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Uhoh. @Slave it appears you have made Colton "BIG MADS" as he would say.

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The evil kiwifarmers and some asshole claimimg they used to know me and lying they used to be my friend keeps using my old name to taunt me for being transgender. It's not my name and dispite what those evil mofos say n lie bout me, I am a good person and fun to be aroumd.

They can keep spinning these lies but they'll never be true. I know my truth, they do not. I never assaulted a teacher in my school days no matter how much I hated their guts. I have always been "responsible for my behavior". You fuckers think that's why I'm miserable, it's Not. It's because fuckers like you and the rest of the evil kiwifarms users have targeted me and bullied me for my entire fuckin life and will not leave me alone n let everything rest. None of you will drop your lil hate party on me till the day I die.

I have absolutely nothin to be accountable for when all you evil kiwis are targeting me for no good reason except for the simplistic hatred of me for being a transgender woman. Even growing up fuckers like you have egged our house n cars multiple times hoping we would move.

I have even been targeted on my bike before being thrown rotten eggs at me at my bike before from an moving car and the fuckin pigs didn't even care to go after them after telling the plate number. The backs have even kicked out our foundation vents and every year we gotta Duct tape them to keep the heat in to keep warm during the winter and yet you fuckers are completely clueless on why my family hates living where we live.

I may not know who this "Slave" person is on Kiwifarms but them goin after me using my deadname and calling me a gender that is not mine is not something a "friend" or even an former one would go bout doin. It may even be totally irrelevant whom you are as I likely didn't even Care to give a single fuck bout you long enough to even try to form a long enough meaningful friendship with you. I assume you could also be Gude Zamora who still lives on Brown Street n works at Walmart last time I seen but I highly doubt that as we were never friends and Only ever nice to each other in passing. I honestly don't know anybody else who you could be nor should I care bout investing much else thought into it since you barely ever only took the time to truly try to get to know me as a human/person as our time we knew each other During our school days were very short n brief and I didn't care to really want to socialize with anybody else there cuz I hated everybody and still do. Nobody from my school days mattered to me or stood out except the bitches everybody was lusting after for same as myself While of course I would never have any luck cuz I wasn't very popular in just about every aspect you can ever imagine while the popular hot bitches would always go for the douchebags who picked on me for being a white kid n nerdy n not . I did indeed have maybe 2 friends Matthew Davis and his brother Robert Davis for awhile. Then there was Jacob Lance Newport and his family were rich in the upper middle class neighborhood and Jake's sister was a lesbian but it was mainly cuz of how much she hated her porn addicted brother I guess and it was so Bad that Jake's family even put an code on the family Nintendo Wii so he couldn't goon to porn on it but him not being an complete total dumbass he found a way to get the override code from Nintendo n got in trouble for gettin past it gettin caught. He also owned an lame Strip poker game for it. Since he was rich...I guess we mainly hanged to play Wii games I didn't own and also watch Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, Nickalodeon cuz my family is too poor for dish or cable while everybody else had premium tv. Jake's dad also used to manage The towns Anytime Fitness center for some reason. His dad was always an asshole from what I remember n always yelled at his family and me n had serious anger issues n took his stress on whatever goin on in his life to everybody. I think he was also maybe the towns firefighter.

Last I heard of Jacob Lance Newport...his rich family n him moved somewhere round Wilsonville Oregon cuz I saw him in the Fred Meyer once and thats the last I heard of him.

I do not attack anybody n push people away. I reflect n relax most havin kitty time snugglin the cats or enjoying my hobbies I partake in like collecting, concerts, conventions n etc

You lie and say you are not gonna laugh at me yet thats your entire whole purpose to post shit about me onto kiwifarms and to use my deadname on me n bring up bullshit drama from the past to further antagonize me n stir the shit pot to cause fuckery for everybody involved.

Sometimes it is actually key to isolate to have inner peace and self healing from the abuse and drauma n fuckery everybody has been causing me all my entire life. It's nice to just enjoy my own company at times n have things slow down a bit to take a breather from all the chaos.

Sure having people around can be nice but my social interaction limit I can only tolerate wanting to be around other humans so much and I often can't find an escape. At home I can choose when I want to let people talk to me and interact with me cuz I have that Sense of control over that part of my life. Though kiwifarms has sadly taken away a lot of control in some ways as they have invaded my privacy n among other various things those evil "people" have done to hurt me and any sort of good reputation I had left.

I am a good person and fun to be aroumd.

Colton, you openly talk about how you use people and how you manipulate people. That's not something that "a good person" does. Also good people don't aspire to rape women.

I never assaulted a teacher in my school days no matter how much I hated their guts

CORRECTION: Turns out this most likely isn't true.

Colton cannot read, @Slave was clearing up the fact that Colton did NOT assault a teacher

I have always been "responsible for my behavior".

Okay Amanda, prove it. If you can admit that the reason your thread exists is because you came to this forum in order to fuck over @Assistant Manajerk, and not because you're transgender, which is the truth. I personally will no longer call you Colton. This thread's existence is the results of your own misguided and spiteful actions, a choice you made. The bare minimum you can do is take responsibility for that.

I have absolutely nothin to be accountable for when all you evil kiwis are targeting me for no good reason except for the simplistic hatred of me for being a transgender woman.

No bud, you're proud of being a shitty manipulative aspiring rapist. That's why this is funny, you double down on this shit constantly. You've been dunked on by other troons as well. If you think this is about you being a tranny you're vegetarded.

The backs have even kicked out our foundation vents and every year

Is Colton claiming that Mexicans come around every year and damage his property?

I do not attack anybody n push people away. I reflect n relax most havin kitty time snugglin the cats or enjoying my hobbies I partake in like collecting, concerts, conventions n etc

Ignoring the fact that yesterday he leaked a conversation with one of his "friends" and posted the dude's picture. Knowing of course that his "evil kiwi farms stalkers" would see it. It's also worth noting that Colton referred to the guy as "she" but posted a masculine picture. So it's possible that this is someone who is transitioning and Colton is... there must be some word that's like deadnaming for pictures?

Sometimes it is actually key to isolate to have inner peace and self healing from the abuse and drauma n fuckery everybody has been causing me all my entire life. It's nice to just enjoy my own company at times n have things slow down a bit to take a breather from all the chaos.

You don't need isolation Colton. You are mentally ill you need to seek intense behavioral treatment at this point. The way you respond to social situations is incorrect, the way you lust after women is fucking gross, the fact that you cannot take responsibility for any of your actions despite being over 30 years old is mind boggling. You need help. You don't need isolation, you need healthy social interaction (a job), and a medical professional to help you work through this shit.

Anyway Colton, enjoy coping, seething, and dilating as you try to find a goth girlfriend on 4chan while obsessing over plastic garbage.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe if Colton's family is so poor that they can't afford to heat their house, he shouldn't be spending $1500 on Ghostbusters toys.

 

[Slave]

I never assaulted a teacher in my school days no matter how much I hated their guts.

Perhaps a thank you is in order because I'm siding with you on that. Even though I'm an evil Kiwifarmer, are you able to show any gratitude for rightfully correcting myself and saying that it's not true?

Even growing up fuckers like you have egged our house n cars multiple times hoping we would move. I have even been targeted on my bike before being thrown rotten eggs at me at my bike before from an moving car and the fuckin pigs didn't even care to go after them after telling the plate number

Are you sure it wasn't from one of the neighborhood kids you pissed off? Or do you have rock hard solid evidence that it's the Kiwifarmers who are doing that?

I may not know who this "Slave" person is on Kiwifarms but them goin after me using my deadname and calling me a gender that is not mine is not something a "friend" or even an former one would go bout doin.

"No true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge!"

I assume you could also be Gude

Wrong! But oh man, thank you for bringing up her name because that opens the door for me to tell another Colton story!
Gude was some really funny girl back in high school who had a lot of friends. She was was well liked by everybody. One of her friends was a lesbian who went through a goth phase and somehow crossed paths with Colton one day, I think it was at the mall. The story goes that something this friend said rubbed Colton the wrong way and their first interaction with each other would be an argument (I don't know what about). Halfway through their fight, Colton realizes that she's a hot goth girl and tries to score with her. Instead of continuing with the argument, he drops everything and just says "You know, I just now took a good look at you and you're pretty hot", as well as something else enticing. But she tells him "I'm lesbian, so I don't fuck men". At first he doesn't believe her, but he eventually realizes that she really isn't interested in men. So finally, he just straight up tells her "If you're not gonna date me, I shouldn't waste my time talking to you". I think somewhere in the end there were a few "fuck you"s said to her also.

But Colton, don't you see? It's not me who brought Gude's name up. It was you. And that simply reminded me of another story that involved one of her friends. Do you have any more names you'd like to say to jog my memory on anything?

Last I heard of Jacob Lance Newport...his rich family n him moved somewhere round Wilsonville Oregon cuz I saw him in the Fred Meyer once and thats the last I heard of him.

So, seeing him in Wilsonville Fred Meyer means he's moved to Wilsonville? Fuck man, if you saw me at Disneyland once would you think I live there too?

You lie and say you are not gonna laugh at me yet thats your entire whole purpose to post shit about me onto kiwifarms and to use my deadname on me n bring up bullshit drama from the past to further antagonize me n stir the shit pot to cause fuckery for everybody involved.

Would you rather I laugh at you and say things like "Ha ha ha Amanda is such a Colton"? I can start doing that if you want me to.

At home I can choose when I want to let people talk to me and interact with me cuz I have that Sense of control over that part of my life. Though kiwifarms has sadly taken away a lot of control in some ways as they have invaded my privacy n among other various things those evil "people" have done to hurt me and any sort of good reputation I had left.

I see, it's all about control. You want to control what others say about you, but you think it's perfectly okay to be uncontrolled, yourself. Who do you think you are, a dictator of a shitty country or something?
Like I said before, you can't control what other people say about you, but you can at least control their perception of you. And if people have a positive perception of you, they of course will say positive things about you as well. That's why I say trying a different approach may actually be beneficial for you.

 

[PositiveMonk]

One of her friends was a lesbian who went through a goth phase and somehow crossed paths with Colton one day. The story goes that something this friend said rubbed Colton the wrong way and their first interaction with each other would be an argument (I don't know what about). Halfway through their fight, Colton realizes that she's a hot goth girl and tries to score with her. Instead of continuing with the argument, he drops everything and just says "You know, I just now took a good look at you and you're pretty hot", as well as something else enticing. But she tells him "I'm lesbian, so I don't fuck men". At first he doesn't believe her, but he eventually realizes that she really isn't interested in men.

Well. That just put a missing puzzle piece into place.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Well. That just put a missing puzzle piece into place.

Coltroon Origins

 

[CallmeCicada]

"You know, I just now took a good look at you and you're pretty hot"

My entire being is recoiling, oh my gawd.

 

[Tari]

Halfway through their fight, Colton realizes that she's a hot goth girl and tries to score with her. Instead of continuing with the argument, he drops everything and just says "You know, I just now took a good look at you and you're pretty hot", as well as something else enticing. But she tells him "I'm lesbian, so I don't fuck men". At first he doesn't believe her, but he eventually realizes that she really isn't interested in men. So finally, he just straight up tells her "If you're not gonna date me, I shouldn't waste my time talking to you". I think somewhere in the end there were a few "fuck you"s said to her also.

holy shit my sides

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Man, I thought I was bad with the ladies in high school, but I certainly never stopped arguing with a girl to say, "Actually, now that I look at you, you're hot, me want have sex with you." Lol. Lmao. Lmfao, even.

 

[Slave]

Master is calling me back to the cotton farm to pick more cotton. I have to leave Kiwifarms or face 50 lashes.
Farewell once again.

 

[PositiveMonk]

He's flipping out more. He declined my offer to stop dead naming him.

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The only reason you evil kiwifarmers go after me is to make fun of me n poke me for being a transgender woman and for hating Christians.

I lust after cis women how anybody rightfully should treat those heartless n very selfish cruel bitches with no hearts. I had loved every single one of my ex gfs and were good to em. They are the ones who mistreated ME.

Goth girlfriend someday (I hope). I will never go for an guy and I don't particularly like other trans people all that much either.
I have never needed any sort of behavorial treatment. What I need is money from @MrBeast to be rich enough to impress a goth girl.

Goth girlfriend someday (I hope). I will never go for an guy and I don't particularly like other trans people all that much either.
I have never needed any sort of behavorial treatment. What I need is money from @mrbea

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Crystal's slut friend is this morbidly obese woman whom I went to high school with named Paige April Nicole Eads whom was not only sex addicted but was also an cocaine addict whom would do lines. She made Crystal sleep in her garage with no heat or anything but an folding table With an hotplate on it and an microwave. Crystal only had an bare mattress on the floor to sleep on with no pillow or sheets n no tv. Crystal Ellis was an sex addict too n I watched her down plety of birth control meds in front of me more than one occasion.

Crystal only used sex to use people like how any female would manipulate somebody to get what they want and at the time she could get away wkth it cuz she used to be hot.

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The sex addicted friend Paige last time I ever noticed is liie some manager of sorts at the local Nancy Jo's burgers and never left town. I don't eat there cuz I hate her...plus Five Guys is better.

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That's Bullshit. I am always right and it's the honest truth. All em are bad with no good intentions. I'm spittin mfn facts here. I will not be silenced

Edit: added text for quotes, wrote it manually. I tried not to fix the typos but I may have.
Also don't know if it was a nitter issue but the tweets are back. Maybe I'm just a retard. Who knows?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Gude was some really funny girl back in high school who had a lot of friends. She was was well liked by everybody. One of her friends was a lesbian who went through a goth phase and somehow crossed paths with Colton one day, I think it was at the mall. The story goes that something this friend said rubbed Colton the wrong way and their first interaction with each other would be an argument (I don't know what about). Halfway through their fight, Colton realizes that she's a hot goth girl and tries to score with her. Instead of continuing with the argument, he drops everything and just says "You know, I just now took a good look at you and you're pretty hot", as well as something else enticing. But she tells him "I'm lesbian, so I don't fuck men". At first he doesn't believe her, but he eventually realizes that she really isn't interested in men. So finally, he just straight up tells her "If you're not gonna date me, I shouldn't waste my time talking to you". I think somewhere in the end there were a few "fuck you"s said to her also.

I believe they made a song about this exact incident.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Master is calling me back to the cotton farm to pick more cotton. I have to leave Kiwifarms or face 50 lashes.
Farewell once again.

Feel free to come back and hang out any time you want to if you slip the leash. Your Colton tales are pure gold.

 

[Xev]

I know I'm gay and late but Colton is a vegitardian. He is literally a retard who has no meat.

 

[Skittlez]

Am I the only one who thinks Colton might have ridin his bike, braving his Mexican kin and eggs, to hang out at wallmart in hope of a glimpse his unrequited gothic lady? Better not be stalking goths boy!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The story goes that something this friend said rubbed Colton the wrong way and their first interaction with each other would be an argument (I don't know what about). Halfway through their fight, Colton realizes that she's a hot goth girl and tries to score with her. Instead of continuing with the argument, he drops everything and just says "You know, I just now took a good look at you and you're pretty hot", as well as something else enticing. But she tells him "I'm lesbian, so I don't fuck men". At first he doesn't believe her, but he eventually realizes that she really isn't interested in men. So finally, he just straight up tells her "If you're not gonna date me, I shouldn't waste my time talking to you". I think somewhere in the end there were a few "fuck you"s said to her also.

So colton transitioned because he got horribly rejected by a hot goth girl?

This is just fucking SAD, he even cut off his own penis thinking he would "be a real woman" and still cannot attract lesbian goth hot girl.

More proof trans ideology infects autistic men.

Though colton, you should be angry at whoever convinced you transition was a good idea, they were the one who TRULY exploited you.