Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

It was just a combination of good timing and good luck

Didn´t the dead end nerd influx through that homosexual dubber´s case help catapult his channel as well?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Didn´t the dead end nerd influx through that homosexual dubber´s case help catapult his channel as well?

His audience buildup was in stages, first it was the maddox case which started it, though I reckon he was still a small-ish time streamer at the time. I believe Diddler Dax promoted him at the time and The Dick Show had an actual audience back then so that definitely helped matters, it is at least part of the reason he suckles on Daxipad's udders to this day.

The weeb wars thing gave him a wider reach and sent him to the point where one could say they have "made it" but isn't a big dawg, think around KC levels or slightly higher. WW did however almost tank his streaming career when it flopped like an anime fan at prom night and he faced his first wave of backlash as the mask slowly slipped.

After that came the BIG DAWG era with the Depp and Rittenhouse streams, you know the rest.

 

[Desktop User2]

Spoiler: Off-topic

I think it's Uncle Roger? He constantly propagates falsehoods such as requiring refrigerated overnight rice for fried rice and makes fun of western cooking styles like "ypipo cannot season" which only applies to angloids, who are barely human let alone any race. I'm also pretty sure he's not "banned from China", it's yet another stupid bit.

Yep, it´s Uncle Roger.

PS: there is absolutely nothing wrong on straining your rice through a colander (his claim to fame was shitting on a pajeet doing it), specially when you dont know the grain well enough and accidentally used too much water. It´s the french method.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Gentlemen, we have discussed fried rice, but what are you thoughts on using butter from a butter tray in fried rice?

 

[thebigdream]

Gentlemen, we have discussed fried rice, but what are you thoughts on using butter from a butter tray in fried rice?

Why would you do that when you have a perfectly good butter dawg?

 

[AnOminous]

Just imagine having 423K totally-still-watching YT subscribers and still finding a way to live down the experience of getting mogged by this creature over and over again. Oh how the mighty have fallen...

Nick isn't even on the lineup. He's publicly disowned.

By a fat, greasy pedophile. Even the fat, greasy pedophile wants nothing to do with him. If he shows up, people will throw eggs at him. They will mock him. Then he will crawl away, pathetically, like a worm, and drink and huff Galaxy Gas, while worming up to people yelling "BUT HE ATE MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" over and over until they kick his teeth in. What a worthless fag.

This thread has provided me much advice on how to cook fried rice. My previous attempts have always turned out shitty. You are all scholars and gentlemen

How to make fried rice.

Did you just wake up? Are your eyes blurry, are you staggering around like a retard? Are you literally still drunk from last night?

Step 1, find rice. Oh yeah there it is on the floor in a styrofoam box.

Put it in a frying pan, start frying it. Put some oil in, you need oil. Oh yeah, oil. Then put in some more oil.

Just crack in an egg for no reason, now chop up some green onions, keep the green bits, fry the white bits.

Do you have random shit just lying around? YEEEEEAH, throw that shit in too. It doesn't even have to make sense.

Stir it around a little bit, homo. Pretend you're cooking. You aren't, but whatever.

At some point when you get hungry enough you're tired of cooking and just want to get to eating, throw in whatever green shit you have. Maybe splash on some sesame oil, because you can NEVER have too much oil. Look at that shiny shit.

Congratulations, now you are Uncle Roger. Eat that shit. And then kill yourself.

Seriously though, Nick has absolutely no business in criminal defense. Ever.

Johnny Somali deserves him.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick isn't even on the lineup. He's publicly disowned.

Nick's so pathetic and bottom of the barrel that the fucking DABBLEVERSE, fucking Patrick "Cupholder" Melton has to publicly denounce you at his gay event.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The Orange was on with Kevin Brennan briefly tonight. Nick didn't come up, but the Orange's promo code for Hackamania did.

Imagine, getting owned by a cg orange.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's so pathetic and bottom of the barrel that the fucking DABBLEVERSE, fucking Patrick "Cupholder" Melton has to publicly denounce you at his gay event.

I want to see him show up to PedoMania just to see how much he gets snubbed.

 

[Folgers Can]

If Melton and Karl were smart, Nick would get snaked like Carrie at the prom.

Rumor has it that they ran out of pig blood at rehearsal and will be pouring something more apropos:

 

[Vibralldo]

Rumor has it that they ran out of pig blood at rehearsal and will be pouring something more apropos:

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Nick would enjoy that, though

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Nick is boring, gay, anorexic and a huge cum guzzling faggot. I would not, still, have sex with him. I hope Aprils unlubricated bleeding, smelly pussy gave him AIDS, and I wish him 1 million Jamaican cocks in his unwiped shit chute.

Additionally, Kaylas nude units are grossly overpriced. In this market they should only correlate to an ascertained value of a packet of empty benzos. However much the carton packaging costs.

I therefore declare proudly, that she is far too low value of a woman to even be struggle snuggled by an African illegal immigrant. Said immigrant is worth more on the KNU scale. Even as a worthless nigger.

 

[LiquidKid]

Yep, it´s Uncle Roger.

PS: there is absolutely nothing wrong on straining your rice through a colander (his claim to fame was shitting on a pajeet doing it), specially when you dont know the grain well enough and accidentally used too much water. It´s the french method.

Colanders are also good for when you wash your rice before cooking it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Orange was on with Kevin Brennan briefly tonight. Nick didn't come up, but the Orange's promo code for Hackamania did.

That wasn’t the Orange. It was the Potato (Cardiff Electric) joining with the Orange’s filter and background. This doesn’t change the fact that Nick is a gay fag for Aaron.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

That wasn’t the Orange. It was the Potato (Cardiff Electric) joining with the Orange’s filter and background. This doesn’t change the fact that Nick is a gay fag for Aaron.

JFC. I guess that's why Brennan kept calling him the potato and I missed the joke. What a bunch of faggots. Nick would fit right in, but he's not funny enough.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

??? What is going on in this thread? You don't have to put your rice in the fridge first to cook fried rice but you usually avoid freshly cooked rice for fried rice cause it'll be come too mushy if you just 'fry' it right after you cook it. That's it. There's no real rule to it.

Also nothing wrong with fried rice with a sheen to it. In fact most people probably prefer it if it's just right. Enough oil to coat every grain of rice but not a single drop more that it'd pool between the rice and plate. Have you niggas not been to a thai or chinese restaurant that can do this just perfect? The ones with no sheen are probably slop from hospital canteens.

 

[Stiffy]

Imagine being Nick Rekieta. At one time on top of the world as one of the most lucrative, and successful Lawltubers of all time, to just end up being publicly dissed by a potato, and an angry orange in the same bottom tier comedy pergatory as that fat, hunchbacked, homosexual pedophile, and failed standup comic Patrick Melton. Absolute rock bottom. That's a shame...

 

[thebigdream]

Nick isn't even on the lineup. He's publicly disowned.

By a fat, greasy pedophile. Even the fat, greasy pedophile wants nothing to do with him. If he shows up, people will throw eggs at him. They will mock him. Then he will crawl away, pathetically, like a worm, and drink and huff Galaxy Gas, while worming up to people yelling "BUT HE ATE MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" over and over until they kick his teeth in. What a worthless fag.

Nick really benefited from Lawtubers being, generally speaking, pretty chill and more interested in the subject matter than petty drama (not to say there wasn't any, but it wasn't any worse than any other community of comparable size). He doesn't know what he's dealing with in the Dabbleverse. While Melton et al are just faggot keyboard warriors, they're still going to be hostile to him in a way he's never experienced before, and we've all seen how meekly he deals with criticism as it is. If he's not careful, he may even become their next Aaron.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is permanently butthurt at the Kino Casino / Aaron Imholte interview that destroyed his career and exposed him as a cuckold.


Podawful saves it with a zinger lol

 

[AltisticRight]

Podawful saves it with a zinger lol

His kid.