Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[potatoflopper]

Im wondering if nick is gonna use all those melton superchats as a buisness expense for a tax writeoff. We know he has a habit of writting things as one that probubly shouldnt be.

 

[Folgers Can]

He’s in the chat of Bedabbler’s show

Here's the rest from this morning, sometimes amusing since the puppet's audience is generally more hostile to Nick than MAPton's as the sarcastically apologetic tone of the puppet's tweet yesterday seemed to acknowledge, and of course it's always lovely to see Nick cracking another classy "just joke" about his daughter's cocaine ingestion to again remove any doubt about his capacity for remorse:


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IIRC this may have been addressed here or one of the ancillary threads, but for those who don't know, the context for all the discussion of "OJ" pertaining to Nick is in reference to a recent spat where a fairly prominent Dabbleverse talking orange began threatening to cancel his paid appearance at Hackamania for the stated reason that it's too "gross" for that "fucking slimeball" Rekieta to be there for an "Imholte fest" that the talking orange didn't originally sign up for, which got MAPton to panic and backtrack to belittling Nick's role at Hackamania as being not a co-host, not a performer, not even consistently on stage, and effectively nothing more than a pathetic wack pack dancing monkey at best or at worst what could be called a mere "attendee" to borrow from Aaron's boxing gym's parlance. There was a bunch of back and forth about it throughout the past two weeks but much of it was covered in this overlong clip for anyone bored enough to slog through it:

Toward the end it sounded like MAPton had talked the talking orange into tentatively planning to go after all, but if the feud is still being discussed on the puppet's show as of today, the talking orange may be getting cold feet again. Hopefully there's still a decent shot at Hackamania suffering this tragic outbreak of scurvy, but it would be funnier if they simply select the talking orange as the appointed heel to start humiliating Nick on stage like Carrie at the prom. All this gay drama may be intentionally laying the groundwork for precisely that.

 

[Desktop User2]

IIRC this may have been addressed here or one of the ancillary threads, but for those who don't know, the context for all the discussion of "OJ" pertaining to Nick is in reference to a recent spat where a fairly prominent Dabbleverse

You know Nick will never kill himself because he listens to this pile of shit everyday and didn´t get the drive to do it. I was hanging for dear life for 5 minutes but had to quit because the invasive thoughts started. How gross this fat homosexual pedophile sounds... everything about him oozes filth, even his stereotypical fat intonations.

 

[Strix454]

I really wonder what level of retardation is required for a judge to not accept a plea agreement.
He is very clearly claiming to NOT be guilty and just accepting the plea for other reasons.

The problem in this case is that plea or not, Nick is going to get about the same sentence due to the sentencing guidelines. The main reason to throw the plea agreement out would be if he wanted the women punished for some reason.

The best way to hurt Nick in this situation is maximum probation and strict drug & alcohol testing.

 

[Pentamidine]

Here's the rest from this morning, sometimes amusing since the puppet's audience is generally more hostile to Nick than MAPton's as the sarcastically apologetic tone of the puppet's tweet yesterday seemed to acknowledge, and of course it's always lovely to see Nick cracking another classy "just joke" about his daughter's cocaine ingestion to again remove any doubt about his capacity for remorse:

Lol - the last message is Nick saying that Aaron is "misunderstanding" some details about his plea. I'm sure this is true in some technical sense but this is just Nick coping HARD about Aaron getting off for $50 and a handshake.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Im wondering if nick is gonna use all those melton superchats as a buisness expense for a tax writeoff. We know he has a habit of writting things as one that probubly shouldnt be.

He makes so little actual income it's not like he'd need the deduction.

Gifts from mommy are tax-exempt up to a more than comfortable level for this disgraceful cuck.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

So an orange is taking a moral stance against a drug addict, and his friends (who are a puppet and a pedophile respectively) are trying to talk him into hanging out at their knockoff Dabblecon anyways because the pedophile doesn't want to lose money on tickets. Is that about right?

 

[Folgers Can]

You know Nick will never kill himself because he listens to this pile of shit everyday and didn´t get the drive to do it. I was hanging for dear life for 5 minutes but had to quit because the invasive thoughts started. How gross this fat homosexual pedophile sounds... everything about him oozes filth, even his stereotypical fat intonations.

I'd been meaning to distill it further to the best part but on a second look it appears that the particular clipper, who is on MAPton's payroll as has been noted here before, conveniently left out that part likely because it was the most humiliating for Nick and the ego bruise might get him to wonder if he shouldn't show up for this obvious trap, using an alleged thumbs-down from his probation officer as an easy excuse. Here's that missing part neatly encapsulating just how highly Nick's new "friends" think of him and his ever-dwindling clout:

Talking Orange: That repulses me that that guy is a part of Hackamania.

MAPton: HE ISN'T! HE ISN'T! He's not on any lineup! He's not on a poster! He's not on a website! There's no mention of Nick Rekieta anywhere! He wants to come out, and hang out, and be a guest. If he's in the room, we're going to call him up on stage. He's not... he's not on a lineup of anything. He's not a performer. He's not being paid. I'm going to get him a hotel room. Are you okay?

[Timestamp 43:42]

Just imagine having 423K totally-still-watching YT subscribers and still finding a way to live down the experience of getting mogged by this creature over and over again. Oh how the mighty have fallen...

 

[AltisticRight]

I never understood why people liked him. He’s boring, his insights are generally half-truths mixed with bullshit, he’s not conventionally attractive or charismatic, his streams are generally just steaming heaps of shit that make me nod off, has the conversational abilities of a retarded man….I mean, man, I could go on. This isn’t said in hindsight he has genuinely always been like this. I could offer some forgiveness for that, we’re not perfect people.

It was just a combination of good timing and good luck. He became popular around the lockdowns, he had basic bitch rightoid talking points, whined about DAH VAXXX and presented himself as a "traditionalist" Christian father of five with a "tradwife" at a time where rightoid social media losers were fetishising the idea of a house elf subservient to the man (while they jerk off to tranny porn). He pretended to be a lawyer yet he gave off the impression of the common blue collar folk -- a slovenly drunkard who swears a lot. Hell, he even scammed PPP loans (around 360 KNU) like many of his rightoid retard idols. He doesn't give a shit about any small goobermint principles like the lot of these cretins.

He was a talentless skeletal scourge thrusted into the spotlight due to the cosmic alignment of malignant forces. When the stupid virus was over and those lolcases cooled down, he soon showed his true colours. Without a 9-5 wagecuck cubicle to keep his degeneracy in check and without actual real world friends, the mask slipped. His nose stuffed with cocaine and scrote trapped in a Balldo was on full exhibition. It started with trading nudes in LOCALS, then it devolved into full on swinging. He purchased all those bizarre sex toys before any the debauchery made it onto the Kiwi Pharms. He was always like this.

Just think about it. All this mess and idiocy, not a single real world friend cared to comment on his public profiles like Instagram wishing him well or to improve. It's 100% the remaining LOCALS simps and the rest are making fun of him. Not a single person asked "what is with all these sarcastic comments, are you okay?" This is a man with zero friends, it's honestly really sad.

Ethan Oliver Ralph has more talent. Unlike Skelly, he actually won court cases too.

 

[Stiffy]

So an orange is taking a moral stance against a drug addict, and his friends (who are a puppet and a pedophile respectively) are trying to talk him into hanging out at their knockoff Dabblecon anyways because the pedophile doesn't want to lose money on tickets. Is that about right?

Yes, Obnoxious John is one the headliners Pedomelt is banking on to help sell tix. Latest rumor is he may be moving the event to another hotel/casino now. Considering the Plaza Hotel & Casino is routinely ranked rock bottom worst in Las Vegas. It's literally known for its stench.

 

[AltisticRight]

Well jihad on that and fuck that shit there is literally nothing wrong with throwing a bunch of leftover rice and some oil and random shit in your kitchen together and frying it and then eating it.

I don't even know what idiot comedian you're talking about. Whatever, he needs to suck my cock. There is nothing wrong with frying some rice along with everything else left over, unless you're Nick Rickieta, then kill yourself you evil cocksucker, because you need to die.

Spoiler: Off-topic

I think it's Uncle Roger? He constantly propagates falsehoods such as requiring refrigerated overnight rice for fried rice and makes fun of western cooking styles like "ypipo cannot season" which only applies to angloids, who are barely human let alone any race. I'm also pretty sure he's not "banned from China", it's yet another stupid bit.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Hell, look up any video online of Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett of Texas. She's functionally retarded, and has repeatedly said that entering the US illegally is a civil matter and not a crime (it is a federal misdemeanor, i.e. a crime). She somehow passed the bar and was a public defender before she was elected.

God almighty, imagine being poor and needing a public defender. Who would you rather choose, that Ratchet Retard or our Wet-Brained Wonder? Assume suicide is not on the table for now.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

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You'd have to be a 140 IQ Genius like me to fuck up, um uhh I mean master the complexities of a polycule.

I wish you a 100 IQ points prude.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Yes, Obnoxious John is one the headliners Pedomelt is banking on to help sell tix. Latest rumor is he may be moving the event to another hotel/casino now. Considering the Plaza Hotel & Casino is routinely ranked rock bottom worst in Las Vegas. It's literally known for its stench.

I hope the future victim of this shitshow make Pedomelt pay through the nose for what the hotel will have to endure.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'd been meaning to distill it further to the best part but on a second look it appears that the particular clipper, who is on MAPton's payroll as has been noted here before, conveniently left out that part likely because it was the most humiliating for Nick and the ego bruise might get him to wonder if he shouldn't show up for this obvious trap, using an alleged thumbs-down from his probation officer as an easy excuse. Here's that missing part neatly encapsulating just how highly Nick's new "friends" think of him and his ever-dwindling clout:

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[Timestamp 43:42]

Just imagine having 423K totally-still-watching YT subscribers and still finding a way to live down the experience of getting mogged by this creature over and over again. Oh how the mighty have fallen...

Melton being forced to drop Nick would be top tier

 

[Beavis]

Nick will use the family as an excuse to not go to pedomania.

 

[LiquidKid]

Spoiler: Off-topic

I think it's Uncle Roger? He constantly propagates falsehoods such as requiring refrigerated overnight rice for fried rice and makes fun of western cooking styles like "ypipo cannot season" which only applies to angloids, who are barely human let alone any race. I'm also pretty sure he's not "banned from China", it's yet another stupid bit.

Uncle Roger is your average western raised Asian who couldn’t make it as a comedian in any field without pretending to be an overly racist stereotype of a Chinese immigrate. He’s the equivalent of those early black comedians who would be real life minstrels for white people to laugh at. He just got super lucky and found a BBC cooking video where a pajeet fails to make rice and he went viral for roasting her

 

[Vibralldo]

Uncle Roger is your average western raised Asian who couldn’t make it as a comedian in any field without pretending to be an overly racist stereotype of a Chinese immigrate. He’s the equivalent of those early black comedians who would be real life minstrels for white people to laugh at. He just got super lucky and found a BBC cooking video where a pajeet fails to make rice and he went viral for roasting her

The solution isn't to get rid of uncle roger, it's to get more black minstrel comedians back

 

[not william stenchever]

This thread has provided me much advice on how to cook fried rice. My previous attempts have always turned out shitty. You are all scholars and gentlemen

 

[Captain Manning]

God almighty, imagine being poor and needing a public defender. Who would you rather choose, that Ratchet Retard or our Wet-Brained Wonder?

I'd petition to represent myself.

That way, if I get sent upriver, at least I would know it's my own fault and I didn't get shafted by somebody else.

Seriously though, Nick has absolutely no business in criminal defense. Ever.