Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

"So Nick, this polycule that got you arrested and nearly divorced. Was it a bad idea in hindsight?"

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FUCK OFF NERD OR GET BANNED

Nick cannot grasp the very simple fact that he had agency in the choices he made, and no ‘whole truth’ can change that.

You did that, Nick, and it was 100 percent wrong and avoidable. Stop running from accountability.

 

[Sneed Force One]

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:
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The chopsticks are so clearly in shot to be extra performative faggotry. "Look at me, I eat it the TRADITIONAL way, I'm better"

Nick has no Asian connection and using a fork/spoon is far more effective. Silver spoon ass "keeping up with the Jones" nouveau riche white bread ass nigga.

Give me the autism stickers

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick just needs to keep talking about how he is only technically guilty, but not really.
Cocaine should actually be legal and it was Aaron who dosed his daughter.

I hope the judge sees this garbage and decides "no, I am not going to let that faggot skate and ruin his kid's lives, gas chamber it is!"

 

[AltisticRight]

The chopsticks are so clearly in shot to be extra performative faggotry. "Look at me, I eat it the TRADITIONAL way, I'm better"

Nick has no Asian connection and using a fork/spoon is far more effective. Silver spoon ass "keeping up with the Jones" nouveau riche white bread ass nigga.

Give me the autism stickers

It isn't even an Asian thing, spoons and forks have been around in Asia for centuries and people use it to eat porridge and fried rice, also you know, soup. Does anyone expect this freak to pick up that greasy wet slop with chopsticks? The freshest slant off a boat can't even do that.
Why's there chopped bok choy in there? He added it because it's an Asian sounding ingredient. All Asian dishes must have soy sauce, MSG and other chinky sounding stuff.

"So Nick, this polycule that got you arrested and nearly divorced. Was it a bad idea in hindsight?"

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"FUCK OFF NERD OR GET BANNED" t. Cuckold

 

[Endless Torment]

"So Nick, this polycule that got you arrested and nearly divorced. Was it a bad idea in hindsight?"

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"FUCK OFF NERD OR GET BANNED" t. Cuckold

God the people who still stick around to give Nick money and support are the only people more pathetic than him.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:

From the thumbnail I thought it was the world's saddest Tuna salad. Upon zooming in it looks like a terrible attempt at some asian slop.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It isn't even an Asian thing, spoons and forks have been around in Asia for centuries and people use it to eat porridge and fried rice, also you know, soup. Does anyone expect this freak to pick up that greasy wet slop with chopsticks? The freshest slant off a boat can't even do that.
Why's there chopped bok choy in there? He added it because it's an Asian sounding ingredient. All Asian dishes must have soy sauce, MSG and other chinky sounding stuff.


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I really wonder what level of retardation is required for a judge to not accept a plea agreement.
He is very clearly claiming to NOT be guilty and just accepting the plea for other reasons.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Aaron's verdict really hurt Nick's plans to return streaming in my opinion. I bet he originally planned to send Kayla's nudes as the 5k gift but that is now 250k dollars of lost value if you really think about it. Finally fulfilling a promise would be the wind on his back but now he needs to think of something else.

 

[Ghostse]

And then there’s a photo of what appears to be a bowl of vomit:

This is just a basic bitch fried rice bowl. Tere's some beanspouts and actual veggies. He needed higher heat for his attempt at stirfry, and while not high cusine it wouldn't be inedible. The only thing really cringe is that he's posting it like its something to be proud of.

Pretty dope chopsticks tho.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh no 120 miles a day?
And it’s rural so probably takes about 2 and a half hours.

With Nick's disregard for speed limits I'm sure he's setting records all over Spicer.
"Relationship ended with American Beauty. Ryan Gosling from Drive is my new best friend."

 

[Swole McPole]

Whenever he posts food it’s always some beige slop that would make Kay herself gag. Why is he proud of this? Are we supposed to be impressed?

I think he's proud because it demonstrates him doing something that's quasi productive, as opposed to just obsessing over Aaron Imholte's cock. Sure, it might look gross and inedible to us, but this is a man whose kids went hungry because he couldn't be bothered to cook for them. I'm inclined to encourage him here.

Nick, why not start with something easy like Spaghetti-O's and then work your way up to grown up food after watching some step by step cooking videos? The guys at Fallow do a great job.

 

[Father Balldo]

The checklist of things that "never happened" to "yeah it happened and it was cool, fuck you" is getting smaller and smaller.. At this rate he'll be boasting about dosing his daughter with cocaine and how he only regrets that people made a big deal out of it.

 

[Oxyjen]

The checklist of things that "never happened" to "yeah it happened and it was cool, fuck you" is getting smaller and smaller.. At this rate he'll be boasting about dosing his daughter with cocaine and how he only regrets that people made a big deal out of it.

The one thing he’ll never admit to: being a trust-fund nepobaby failson.

 

[Vect]

My brother in Christ, I don't know if those are onions or what exactly you tossed in that plate but either it's completely carbonized or it came from a laboratory in Wuhan

If it's chicken fried rice, then it's just fine. It's edible, it just looks like he used a bit too much oil.

That said, anyone who posts pictures of food that the average person would consider simply competent or mediocre is telegraphing that they undertook what they believe is quite a bit of effort. Ego, Nick tried, and considers this an achievement, perhaps to compensate for the lack of it in getting somebody else to set up TTS voices and 'streaming soon'.

 

[Oxyjen]

I wonder what hilarious TTS voices he will come up with.

Spoiler

literally just Aaron.

I assume he’ll pay Melton’s slimy sidekick to set it up.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I wonder what hilarious TTS voices he will come up with.

Im guessing also Monty, maybe Greer if he went with his "biggest hits", if not then I'd bet on Sean and Josh.

 

[ZipDisk]

Question for the legal beagles, Can the judge just enter the guilty plea and ignore the stay that Rekieta is putting his magical thinking on?

 

[Oxyjen]

Im guessing also Monty, maybe Greer if he went with his "biggest hits", if not then I'd bet on Sean and Josh.

Oh, good point. We shouldn’t forget Professor Steven Hawking either.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Question for the legal beagles, Can the judge just enter the guilty plea and ignore the stay that Rekieta is putting his magical thinking on?

"n. If the court does not approve the plea agreement, the defendant has an absolute right to withdraw the guilty plea and have a trial."
(Source)

 

[Hellblazer]

"What's next, he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!"
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Chris Watts vibes

Rekieta has really mastered the comedic art of stepping in a rake you put down yourself.

(I like this animation, but the rake is the wrong way round - ngl, it bugs me a little bit)