DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Not trying to start a pile-on of Dear Feeder but I swing between awe and frustration at how much he gets wrong. I now assume that whenever he’s talking about something I don’t know about, other than maybe his own legal stuff or stuff regarding the site, he’s getting it wrong.

If his reporting in MATI on the Rekieta stuff is any indication, I'd say he's trustworthy regarding lolcows he's actually interested in (DSP not being one of them).

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Now that the kino guys are done, please, stop using the word felted. I always hated it. And now everytime you say it, it will just remind us tractors of them and how much they fuckin owned you. How much of a retard made you look. Its obvious you stole the catchphrase form them, so its time to drop it Phil. Thanks.

Dude you're totally upholstered!

 

[Alyxis]

I'm never going to catch up at this rate. If this forum jumps another 30 pages I'm going to scream.

The next highlight feature is clutch. Sometimes, I know what's being said anyway. Like for kingcobrajfs I know there's 3 pages of group home talk.

 

[Niggernerd]

Now that the kino guys are done, please, stop using the word felted. I always hated it. And now everytime you say it, it will just remind us tractors of them and how much they fuckin owned you. How much of a retard made you look. Its obvious you stole the catchphrase form them, so its time to drop it Phil. Thanks.

When Fat falls, Phil will go to the kitchen see her eating food off the ground and go "felted"

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Now that the kino guys are done, please, stop using the word felted. I always hated it. And now everytime you say it, it will just remind us tractors of them and how much they fuckin owned you. How much of a retard made you look. Its obvious you stole the catchphrase form them, so its time to drop it Phil. Thanks.

It's crazy how he stole it from KC and managed to overuse "felt" so much it even made KC use it less.

Still I love his use of "self-felt himself" it's just a perfect example of pigspeak

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Mental illness. Seriously. lol
(Did not see this one posted yet)

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Holy shit, that has to be the most pathetic thing Phail has ever said

don't follow Phil anymore, when is that stream airing?

On the 27th.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

I don't blame Null for banning people calling him a faggot but he can't say he only bans illegal things lol.

He follows the same arc as every other "free speech champion." I am a champion for your rights unless you notice me doing something stupid or interfere with something I am interested in. Case in point, Null actively promoting the doxxing of Music Biz Marty because Marty decided he wanted to go after Null's pet project Boss Man Jack. He even featured Marty being dead and dancing on his grave. Really cool Null. The fact is that this entire site serves a massive troll shield for Null. Never forget the man was willing to continue bankrolling a mother rapist if said mother rapist did as he told him.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

If his reporting in MATI on the Rekieta stuff is any indication, I'd say he's trustworthy regarding lolcows he's actually interested in (DSP not being one of them).

Null is a bitter old man yelling at clouds every time something DSP-related happens that he feels he should talk about, so he never gives it his all, which is something I still don't understand.
The people who made this spot a hell hole were before even my time, and the only time it got heated was when there was actual resentment at the fact that this thread had an influx of tourists screaming to heaven and back about him "actually being employed, he has a job, you all know less than me, someone who's watched like half a pre-stream." during the interview and speculation of the board being culled time.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Tevin going through message by message is brutal. In the first 100 alone DSP asks about how discord works and how they would be able to voice chat and stuff like 10 times he really won't ever look stuff up for himself. Also him legit seething over Lolcow Live's success is hilarious.

I know most of us just looked for specific topics in the messages but when you look at the whole package + the time most of them were sent by DSP it paints a sad fucking picture.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Tevin going through message by message is brutal. In the first 100 alone DSP asks about how discord works and how they would be able to voice chat and stuff like 10 times he really won't ever look stuff up for himself. Also him legit seething over Lolcow Live's success is hilarious.

I know most of us just looked for specific topics in the messages but when you look at the whole package + the time most of them were sent by DSP it paints a sad fucking picture.

So did KC even bother to compare their logs with Phil’s drop? Was what Phil dropped so embarrassing that even if held back a few things it doesn’t matter? It’s pretty wacky that Phil’s record of events is the definitive version but here we are I guess.

 

[Niggernerd]

So did KC even bother to compare their logs with Phil’s drop? Was what Phil dropped so embarrassing that even if held back a few things it doesn’t matter? It’s pretty wacky that Phil’s record of events is the definitive version but here we are I guess.

I dont think so, they did read off the ones phil showed himself and It did look like they added a few (The whole delusional talking like he's on panel and him thinking showing his hole filled socks and underwear was a good goal and pretty much everything that made him look super pathetic.

 

[Balr0g]

Off-topic but what kind of shit is that, anyway? To go somewhere for a fight but use it as an oppurtunity to mock and laugh at the audience? There's something so despicable there, that I can only imagine Phil being the type of lowlife to act it out. He really is the type of pussy to stand behind a fence while goading an angry mob on.

Ask Youtube and you will get an answer. An obvious wressle wressle move. Phil was / is really obsessed with sweaty men

 

[Kulee Baba]

Never forget the man was willing to continue bankrolling a mother rapist if said mother rapist did as he told him.

I’m sorry but your accusation is wrong here. And I’m not calling bullshit here to white knight Josh, I’m calling it out because the reality is much funnier:

Null legitimately believed Chris Chan was in an incest-free relationship with an older woman. He believed this so much purely from an email Chris sent him. Null believed the infamous discord audio leak of Chris admitting incest was nothing more than a lie because Chris wanted to keep his real girlfriend a secret. It only dawned on Null that Chris was lying to him when he realized the mystery girlfriend had a career in accounting, just like Barb!

So to sum it up Null fell for the deception of an autistic retard that was the genesis of this mentally ill forum! He completely trusted a deranged creepy pervert. How embarrassing.

Moral of the story don’t underestimate lolcows, and that applies to DSP.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

The fucking crotch chops...
Off-topic but what kind of shit is that, anyway? To go somewhere for a fight but use it as an oppurtunity to mock and laugh at the audience? There's something so despicable there, that I can only imagine Phil being the type of lowlife to act it out. He really is the type of pussy to stand behind a fence while goading an angry mob on.

My wrestling autism is kicking in, but Phil could have actually gotten that from an old DX bit. It was like a Christmas or New Year's Eve episode of RAW, Shawn Michaels and HHH (most people call him Triple H) were doing a promo and Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter came out and made a match where Shawn had to defend the European Championship against HHH later that night. They build it up throughout the night that they were gonna fight and maybe did another promo with them talking to each other and getting into an argument so they came out pissed. Then the bell rings and they basically did a version of the "finger poke of doom" with HBK taking a fall and HHH exaggeratedly running the ropes before pinning him. The difference was that was actually funny and entertaining but I could see Phil getting into his dented head that it'd be the greatest thing to do ever (with him being the HHH and winning of course).

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

He follows the same arc as every other "free speech champion." I am a champion for your rights unless you notice me doing something stupid or interfere with something I am interested in

Null has the unique talent of making everyone hate him eventually just like Phil and they both are immovable cornerstones of the modern Internet.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Null has the unique talent of making everyone hate him eventually just like Phil and they both are immovable cornerstones of the modern Internet.

I don't hate Null and obviously he deserves a lot of credit for this website but he is acting like a complete mongoloid here.

Be Null.

- Begrudgingly do a late temp pin of DSP drama
- Seethe over the post of a retarded Casino poster and blame the whole DSP board for it
- Cover the story on your podcast full of seething, errors and omissions (Phil lying about his wife having cancer, parents dying, etc.)
- Seethe at mods for not unpinning the thread fast enough

-> Act surprised once again that the "DSP peepul" are sometimes hostile


Comments in the Expand Dong video are something at least.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

He follows the same arc as every other "free speech champion." I am a champion for your rights unless you notice me doing something stupid or interfere with something I am interested in. Case in point, Null actively promoting the doxxing of Music Biz Marty because Marty decided he wanted to go after Null's pet project Boss Man Jack. He even featured Marty being dead and dancing on his grave. Really cool Null. The fact is that this entire site serves a massive troll shield for Null. Never forget the man was willing to continue bankrolling a mother rapist if said mother rapist did as he told him.

I dont why you arent tagging the man you are talking shit about
@Null

 

[Kulee Baba]

I don't hate Null and obviously he deserves a lot of credit for this website but he is acting like a complete mongoloid here.

Be Null.

- Begrudgingly do a late temp pin of DSP drama
- Seethe over the post of a retarded Casino poster and blame the whole DSP board for it
- Cover the story on your podcast full of seething, errors and omissions (Phil lying about his wife having cancer, parents dying, etc.)
- Seethe at mods for not unpinning the thread fast enough

-> Act surprised once again that the "DSP peepul" are sometimes hostile


Comments in the Expand Dong video are something at least.

I just want to clarify here you fuckers aren’t actually getting butthurt that Null can be rude and condescending when replying right?

Because Null has thread banned from a Happening thread and told me I was “worthless mongoloid faggot” for going off topic and seriously who cares? It’s just words online in a comedy gossip forum.

I’d accuse you Detractors of being pearl clutching bitches but more or less the same shit happened in the Articles & News so it’s not the unique. Lighten up for chrissakes. Do people here actually get offended when Phil blows up? It’s the only time Phil stops being cringe comedy and is fun.

Eat it! Such a great promo, dumb shit Phil should have known this is the DSP Warksi and Asston wanted.

Oh and as for “errors and omissions” Jesus Christ Null is spinning 10 plates at a time on MATI no one could reasonably keep up with all this Phil bullshit besides essayists like JoonTheKing.

 

[fukuyama]

I dont why you arent tagging the man you are talking shit about

By the way, this UK wrestling dent that hasn't posted in the DSP thread for at least all of 2025 (can be asked to check their whole history) is trying to summon Null via this bullshit to spur on some sort of reaction. Can we ban tourists during features or something?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I dont why you arent tagging the man you are talking shit about
@Null

because we don't tοuch the pοο, bootlicker.