DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

I dont why you arent tagging the man you are talking shit about
@Null

Jesus christ, suck his whole cock you faggot.

Anyways, lets see how late Phil stayed up last night watching restreams of this debacle he set up for himself.

 

[Gator_Aids]

What, was Steel Toe or Chris Chan busy?

They both are a bit watered down, enjoy the boomer humor and have similar grifting styles.

Aaron could replace one miserable bastard cohost for another that begs as loudly as he does. The moment you get the Rackets crowd into the Snortex you’re gonna have an interesting time.

Side note: If Phil really goes through with Ralph, Mersh and Beardson, there’s no way out of the quicksand known as Da Sektur for him after that. His transformation will have become complete and soon he will threatening to box people and staying up even later on Discord for drunken gayops.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

DSP cozy channel when?

 

[Lord_Starscream]

Relaying highlights of the Kino arc to my irl friends has been a blast. Please, can someone to make a meaningful and curated style video thats about 2 hours showing the entire story of this arc whenever it ends?

 

[Corpun]

Serious question, what does Phil hope to get out of the Gunt? A fellow cow to seethe and mald about Kino like Rich was supposed to be? Does he expect Ethan Ralph to just sit there and be talked over, has he seen how Ralph behaves? This is going to end up a disaster stream one way or another and I wouldn't be too surprised if Ralph goes full retard and sees this as a way to try and get an easy W.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

A fellow cow to seethe and mald about Kino like Rich was supposed to be?

Exactly that, in his simple mind he expects everyone the kino made fun of to be his friend and to fight against the kino for him.

Except this isn't a schoolyard and it's not how relationships between adults work, Phillip.
Just take the L

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Tevin going through message by message is brutal. In the first 100 alone DSP asks about how discord works and how they would be able to voice chat and stuff like 10 times he really won't ever look stuff up for himself. Also him legit seething over Lolcow Live's success is hilarious.

I know most of us just looked for specific topics in the messages but when you look at the whole package + the time most of them were sent by DSP it paints a sad fucking picture.

Honestly, good for him, all these years being one of the few people consistently watching the awful gameplay from beginning to finish, he deserves something funny to break the monotony.
I hope he's mentioned, hope it's good.

 

[Corpun]

Exactly that, in his simple mind he expects everyone the kino made fun of to be his friend and to fight against the kino for him.

Except this isn't a schoolyard and it's not how relationships between adults work, Phillip.
Just take the L

I didn't have fucking RTU and Ralph clowning on Phil on my 2025 Bingo card but here we are. How can this be topped by anything the rest of the year?

 

[Pargon]

Relaying highlights of the Kino arc to my irl friends has been a blast. Please, can someone to make a meaningful and curated style video thats about 2 hours showing the entire story of this arc whenever it ends?

Do your own homework, nigger

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Do people here actually get offended when Phil blows up? It’s the only time Phil stops being cringe comedy and is fun

Absolutely no one here gets mad about the following:

DSP making money
DSP having spergouts
DSP being a piece of shit to someone. It’s expected.

Nool has some weird notion that we are all chimps. He will behave like Dave and search for the one post by some tourist and scream that it is THE ENTIRE BOARD, THEY ARE MEAN TO ME REEEE!

No one here cowtips, the few times it has happened here, it has been by posters who have pretty much zero posts on this board.

Contacting DSP directly or indirectly is considered EXTREMELY FUCKING GAY. You will be mocked and called a faggot.

I doubt this post will stop the retarded questions, but, hey, at least I tried.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I wonder why Phil hasn't went out of his way to call people working in Hololive and Kurosanji EN sluts or try to pick fights with them yet. This is another final Phil downfall scenario that I thought was possible.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Serious question, what does Phil hope to get out of the Gunt? A fellow cow to seethe and mald about Kino like Rich was supposed to be? Does he expect Ethan Ralph to just sit there and be talked over, has he seen how Ralph behaves? This is going to end up a disaster stream one way or another and I wouldn't be too surprised if Ralph goes full retard and sees this as a way to try and get an easy W.

I’m guessing he just knows he can’t get himself out of this mess so he has to try to rely on someone else, as usual. He’s getting more attention by doing this than by just doing content solo.

 

[KingofSomething]

So I'm listening to Kino with Gundam on it and Phil admitted to PPP that Kat found the interview with the Truthseekers guy and the reason she blew up on him was due to her watching the whole thing. Domestic Abuse coin through the fucking roof.

I'm admittedly a tourist so my Kat lore is severely lacking, but it feels like she's the brains of this relationship since she actually picks up on Phil being taken for a ride when she actually pays attention. Lucky for us that she appears to be largely checked out of his online shenanigans and he sneaks around her for these interviews. No way PPP could have led Phil around for 8 months if she saw those DM's.

 

[Pargon]

I wonder why Phil hasn't went out of his way to call people working in Hololive and Kurosanji EN sluts or try to pick fights with them yet. This is another final Phil downfall scenario that I thought was possible.

Are you insane? Even the vtubers with four-figure audiences have rabid fanbases. You wanna throw stones at a hive of jobless incels with a completely anonymous big tiddy anime princess at the center of them? Enjoy getting hounded all over the Internet.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I'm admittedly a tourist so my Kat lore is severely lacking, but it feels like she's the brains of this relationship since she actually picks up on Phil being taken for a ride when she actually pays attention. Lucky for us that she appears to be largely checked out of his online shenanigans and he sneaks around her for these interviews. No way PPP could have led Phil around for 8 months if she saw those DM's.

Kat is legitimately a borderline retard. Also, Kat “yelling” at Phil for the Steve interview is probably BS too. It’s more likely that Phil wanted PPPity.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Serious question, what does Phil hope to get out of the Gunt? A fellow cow to seethe and mald about Kino like Rich was supposed to be? Does he expect Ethan Ralph to just sit there and be talked over, has he seen how Ralph behaves? This is going to end up a disaster stream one way or another and I wouldn't be too surprised if Ralph goes full retard and sees this as a way to try and get an easy W.

My two theories that I keep pondering over.

1. This is kayfabe. PPP and Phil agreed to make an elaborate blow up because KC will make a ton of money and Phil agreed for a nominal fee. This just makes sense because why the hell would Phil do crossovers with all the people Kino Casino targets? PPP wanted to troll Phil with Steve and other fuckery but it was boring because Phil wasn’t going to blow up. Phil and Ralph is such perfect content for Kino Casino to do and they just have to smurf subs and blame it on Dents. This is Kino Casino’s “Lolcow Live.”

2. Phil really is that dumb to think if he could make money by being friends with rich trolls he can make money with trolls in their solar system, but they’re BUMS. Phil is dumb but how could he think Ethan Ralph will rake money for him when Ralph is in total poverty?

I think it’s the first option more than ever. For crying out loud the leaked DMs foreshadow this Phil was down to do a live roast and “seethe” over this but it was never going to work because Phil can’t be literally in on the joke! Also helps Phil because he’s no longer going to have to explain his bullshit to his most diehard Dents.

For the record I don’t think Ethan Ralph or Mersh are in on the joke. Even if they have a hunch they’re both so desperate they can’t say no to $150+ to do a weekly podcast.

I’m surprised no one is calling it out for being scripted I feel like I’m pulling the curtain on the Wizard of Oz. For crying out loud Phil is building “Feltron”, it’s too perfect.

 

[Red Frida]

1. This is kayfabe. PPP and Phil agreed to make an elaborate blow up because KC will make a ton of money and Phil agreed for a nominal fee. This just makes sense because why the hell would Phil do crossovers with all the people Kino Casino targets? PPP wanted to troll Phil with Steve and other fuckery but it was boring because Phil wasn’t going to blow up. Phil and Ralph is such perfect content for Kino Casino to do and they just have to smurf subs and blame it on Dents. This is Kino Casino’s “Lolcow Live.”

It's this. Never trust PPP's narrative.
He's probably genuinely annoyed with Phil on a personal level but I think Phil is on PPP's payroll to be creating more content like this.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Are you insane? Even the vtubers with four-figure audiences have rabid fanbases. You wanna throw stones at a hive of jobless incels with a completely anonymous big tiddy anime princess at the center of them? Enjoy getting hounded all over the Internet.

I'm not. Don't know about Phil though. Given what he does to Mutahar and the FGC in general however, I hope he doesn't visibly react to the Gura and Mori discussing about pigs in minecraft (it was in Joon's documentary) or something like that didn't catch his attention.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

LMAO, he wrote in the DMs that Kiwi farms not only hurt his "family", his viewers and his mods, but his neighbors too. Pigga what?

 

[PieceofShet]

Honestly, good for him, all these years being one of the few people consistently watching the awful gameplay from beginning to finish, he deserves something funny to break the monotony.
I hope he's mentioned, hope it's good.

I dunno. Reading tweets from DSP for 4 hours sounds like a torture but SOMEONE has to do it to get the golddust.