Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Well, not Pat's books, that's for sure
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
A common Pat tactic when childing the stalkers is to address every single point in every single tweet. "No, stalker, I am not obese. I am quite fit. No, stalker, those are pecs. No, Robert, my fence is not backwards. No, stalker, it is you who will enjoy prison. No, stalker, Dan does not have a penis. I do." etc.

Notice there's one point he doesn't address here:
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Patrick has a very hard time understanding words with his 1.2GPA

"Prentis Literary is a second-generation literary agency, built on the foundation of Linn Prentis, Agent, created by Linn Varney. Linn's goal was to represent great writing, for which she became well respected, and she made her bones in the SF/F genre primarily."

From SFWA's own website
"Agent Linn Prentis (b.1944) died on December 24. Prentis began her long career as an agent working for the Virginia Kidd Agency, leaving after fifteen years to strike out on her own.

She opened the Prentis Agency, originally in New York, but in 2011, moving to Washington state and maintaining offices in both Washington and New York. She trained other agents, with Trodayne Northern managing the New York office and Amy Hayden working as an acquisitions agent.

An Affiliate member of SFWA, Prentis’ clients included Kage Baker, Patricia Briggs, Rick Bowes, A.M. Dellamonica, and James Morrow, among many others. She was a frequent attendee of SFWA’s New York Reception and other SFWA events."

Highly recommend reading the Godhead trilogy from James.

Best Patrick can hope for when he passes away on SFWA is "he died as lived, Fat."

IsaacShraeder said:
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For once Patrick is right. The average is 12.6 with women reading the most.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
How many of Jennifer's tweets do I need to read for it to count as a book's worth?
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It has often been said that Pat could just publish a book of his own tweets if he really wanted to continue being an author.

However, it's been six years, and he's lost his chance. It's high time for a Funster to just publish it instead. Call it an unofficial biography - that would be 100% accurate seeing as tweeting is the ONLY FUCKING THING patso has done with his life since Norm/11
 
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Again, Patrick's correct. The earth would be closer to Venus, not Mars. However, losing permafrost wont cause that. Did she get her "PhD" out of a Cracker Jack box? There's not enough greenhouses gases trapped in it. Did she forget what the world was like during the time of the dinosaurs? Hell, during the Pliocene era? Go back to gender studies while colleges still have them. Biggest things you'll start to notice is landslides and land collapsing. There's also the issue that it will starve the ocean of oxygen, but that's only if you quickly release all that greenhouse gas into the atmosphere instead of how it's slowly thawing. By the way, permafrost has only been around for three million years. Where do these climate idiots think greenhouse gases were before?

By the way, she's an utter bitch
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Do a little more research into the people you defend Brian, not all women deserve to be defended.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Again, Patrick's correct. The earth would be closer to Venus, not Mars. However, losing permafrost wont cause that. Did she get her "PhD" out of a Cracker Jack box? There's not enough greenhouses gases trapped in it. Did she forget what the world was like during the time of the dinosaurs? Hell, during the Pliocene era? Go back to gender studies while colleges still have them. Biggest things you'll start to notice is landslides and land collapsing. There's also the issue that it will starve the ocean of oxygen, but that's only if you quickly release all that greenhouse gas into the atmosphere instead of how it's slowly thawing. By the way, permafrost has only been around for three million years. Where do these climate idiots think greenhouse gases were before?

By the way, she's an utter bitch
University Of Missouri Responds To “Deeply Offensive” Comment From “Ex” Professor About James Woods’ House Burning In California Wildfire
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Professor of literature and geography. That's the kind of education that makes you dumber than Pattycakes.
 
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Meriasek said:
Professor of literature and geography. That's the kind of education that makes you dumber than Pattycakes.
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Geography is a fun course, there's no money in an English degree unless you become an assistant professor or professor. It's no different than History. If she was an old hag she could have made a Youtube channel and made some money with such a degree if she started in 2012.

I wonder Patrick will manage a hat trick. Patrick if you do I'll give you a new baseball cap you can wear backwords when I'm down this week if you can find me! I'll be waiting for The Knock!
 
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every so often, one day out of any given month, i might experience a thought that Patrick S. Tomlinson as we view him on social media is just an LLM hooked up to respond to anything and everything as viciously and awfully as robotically possible. it's a thought so profound that i end up believing i need a tinfoil hat. "what if Patrick S. Tomlinson sold the world? what if he's just got us chasing his FatGPT profiles while he's out being better at everything than everyone else?"

and then i remind myself, "no... we already have audio recordings proving, beyond the shadow of any doubt, that he is exactly this terrible in real life as he is online."
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
every so often, one day out of any given month, i might experience a thought that Patrick S. Tomlinson as we view him on social media is just an LLM hooked up to respond to anything and everything as viciously and awfully as robotically possible. it's a thought so profound that i end up believing i need a tinfoil hat. "what if Patrick S. Tomlinson sold the world? what if he's just got us chasing his FatGPT profiles while he's out being better at everything than everyone else?"

and then i remind myself, "no... we already have audio recordings proving, beyond the shadow of any doubt, that he is exactly this terrible in real life as he is online."
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Judge Holden said:
Fatrick is now an expert in....

*disembowels crow, casts entrails onto the fire and gazes into the smoke*

...Food Stamps!
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SNAP can literally be used for anything other than hot items like fast food and even that is pretty iffy as most gas station sell "cold" food you can heat up there.

His big marshmallow head is confusing SNAP with WIC which is extremely item specific.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Fatrick is now an expert in....

*disembowels crow, casts entrails onto the fire and gazes into the smoke*

...Food Stamps!
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Well there goes his hat trick. Better luck next time Patrick, you saved me $5

That being said
What the hell is this moron on about?

Did they get laughed off of ONA for being a faggot?
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