Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[GethN7]

So some guy named Mark Hughes (probably one of Wu's contacts seeing he writes for Huffpost, Forbes & Slate) is trying to defend Wu's claims, For god knows what benefit.

https://twitter.com/markhughesfilms/with_replies
http://archive.is/wAg9n
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I get this guy wants to play hero for the "damsel in distress", but that's supposed to be demeaning to strong womyn like Brianna Wu, isn't it?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

All right, I am still picking up pieces of my jaw, which exploded from hitting the ground too hard. I've covered Wu extensively for about two years, and I can safely say, without fear of hyperbole, that this is the fucking stupidest thing she's ever done.

We are at peak Wu here, people. Brace yourselves, because Wu can only double down from here.

The best part is she did this right after getting a couple of news outlets to run a fluff piece about how Gamergate is still attacking her and that she fled her home in fear a few months ago. No one is going to remember or give a shit about that now.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I get this guy wants to play hero for the "damsel in distress", but that's supposed to be demeaning to strong womyn like Brianna Wu, isn't it?

Yeah but let's be real here, what wouldn't you do to get your mouth around that delicious tranny girlcock?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

This isn't even a critical hit. This is what we in Warframe call "Red Crit"-let's say you have a Crit Chance of 125% and the game rolls under 25%, you get a super powerful crit. Wu somehow managed to Red Crit herself. And it turned out she was using a rocket launcher, so the whole squad is feeling the effects!

 

[Ruin]

Pity Milo was shitcanned by Breitbart. He'd have a fucking field day with this.

 

[Mola Ram]

This isn't even a critical hit. This is what we in Warframe call "Red Crit"-let's say you have a Crit Chance of 125% and the game rolls under 25%, you get a super powerful crit. Wu somehow managed to Red Crit herself. And it turned out she was using a rocket launcher, so the whole squad is feeling the effects!

I'd say he stepped on his own dick, but, well, you know.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Wu is woefully unprepared for politics. Its clear. Today, EVERYTHING you say or do is under a microscope and when you fuck up, the opposition jumps on it. Wu is used to getting fawned over by idiots and exceptional individuals, but when you are running for a political office, you best be prepared.

This is what happens when you refuse to do nothing but softball interviews.

Well, also when you're a major failure at life and have been lying incessantly about your background, credentials, successes, etc.

 

[proteus4994]

There's a non-zero chance that Chapo Trap House might cover this because they know of Brianna and think she's an idiot. I really really hope this happens.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Congrats Wu, now everybody is paying attention to you again after your flash in the pan in 2014.

Because now the world is the Kiwi Farms. You dun fucked up now.

 

[GethN7]

Both r/Drama and The Donald are laughing themselves into chest pains:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald..._party_of_science_democrat_brianna_wu_doesnt/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5wqgtq/brianna_wu_thinks_we_should_be_more_worried_about/

 

[Male Idiot]

Why is this thread not in the rat king section? Did Wu get a falling out with his fellow rat kings?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Why is this thread not in the rat king section? Did Wu get a falling out with his fellow rat kings?

Cause they threw her the fuck out

 

[Chad5⋅5]

10 seconds in paint.net

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Donald Trump plays 4D chess. John plays Super Mario chess.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Why is this thread not in the rat king section? Did Wu get a falling out with his fellow rat kings?

Because Wu predates the Rat Kings as well as taking great pains to avoid ever talking about being a tranny. I can't recall the last time Wu even admitted to being a troon as opposed to claiming to have been born 100% female from the get-go.

Donald Trump plays 4D chess. John plays Super Mario chess.

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Because it's PRINCESS Peach you fucking dipshit! Luigi is always the drama queen...not to mention IIRC he actually DOES have a higher jump than Mario so even gameplay wise, it makes sense he's the Queen.

Additionally, Peach's trick in the games ala SMB2 is she can hover for a second. Like hover over enemies. Gameplay wise there, she ALSO is a perfect match for the Knight.

It's almost like Wu didn't even fucking play the games...

 

[Particle Bored]

Sounds transphobic to me, John...

 

[Null]

Speaking of Jaimas: the Brianna Wu wiki article has somehow always been on the 1st page of Google results for her name despite her massive web footprint, but it's finally fallen off to Page 2 because there are fucking international publications covering this tweet. Rest in power, Lolcow Wiki SEO. Rest in power.

 

[alex_theman]

Sounds transphobic to me, John...
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Sounds like it is inverting gender roles and all that.

 

[Jaimas]

This isn't even a critical hit. This is what we in Warframe call "Red Crit"-let's say you have a Crit Chance of 125% and the game rolls under 25%, you get a super powerful crit. Wu somehow managed to Red Crit herself. And it turned out she was using a rocket launcher, so the whole squad is feeling the effects!

That's actually hilariously accurate.

Twitter is ablaze right now. Wu is a fucking living meme.

Speaking of Jaimas: the Brianna Wu wiki article has somehow always been on the 1st page of Google results for her name despite her massive web footprint, but it's finally fallen off to Page 2 because there are fucking international publications covering this tweet. Rest in power, Lolcow Wiki SEO. Rest in power.

I don't mind. Gives us time to fucking catch up with this madness. Now I know how the Cwcki's Christorians feel every time Chris pulls a "DON'T CALL ANYBODY."

 

[Norvic]

Even Randi Harper is sticking the boot in. This is a triumph.