🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[joebobmurphy]

Why the fuck does he have a switch anyway?

By law, every manchild loser reprobate has to possess one. You can thank Obama for that.

 

[lester]

Assuming that he is of the gunt's predisposed genetic malevolence...
He'll probably just get frustrated with it after a couple of minutes and bounce that thing across Ralph's melon

 

[MercuryDrinker]

I unironically support Ralph allowing Xander to play on his switch during the visit. It might be the best visit Xander will have. That way, Ralph's son won't have to talk to the fat, smelly drunk man and it could allow the kid to take his mind off the chore of spending time with a deadbeat.

 

[Bixnood]

"IF I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY IT WAS YOU WITH THE SUBSTANCE ABUSE ISSUES!"

 

[Lidl Drip]

No kidding Faith doesn’t want Gunt shoving a switch in his hands, it’s totally inappropriate for 3 year old nor do they have the hand size or dexterity to use it. Basically Xander gets to watch 4 days a year dad play Switch on the visit. Why the fuck does he have a switch anyway? He doesn’t play video games. Im assuming he’s taking a the switch May left behind, along with all of Rozy’s toys.

Ralph doesn't know anything about what would be an age appropriate activity for a 3 year old because, surprise, seeing your kid 2 hours every couple of months doesn't make you a dad. He would never ask Faith what Xander actually likes to do because he doesn't actually give a shit. He thinks that he can score points by being "the cool dad" who lets Xander do things that he isn't allowed to do at home, which not only is incredibly disrespectful to Faith and will sour their relationship, but also not going to work because Ralph is retarded. Next he's going to bring some cigarettes and porno mags.

 

[porkWellington]

God damn I don't think he's ever privatd one of his "Festivals", even he knew it was fucked.

My Switch theory is they think Ralph would get himself a new one and start talking to his son. Seeing as Ralph would bug everything Faith and Pantsu had, I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility.

 

[AltisticRight]

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"IF I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY IT WAS YOU WITH THE SUBSTANCE ABUSE ISSUES!"

Not a single soul on the planet has ever called your boring yawn-inducing nontent slop "art" you retard schizophrenic druggy pig.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Damn.... warski forced his gf to have an abortion.... what next, more shock headlines like he was a cokehead for years? get new material, gunty.

He was still bringing up Metokur finger-banging Jade when they had their little spat in 2022, almost a decade after the incident. Let's also not forget his obsession with things Null said on the Blockland forums more than a decade ago.

I don't know if all those pills and knocks to the head made his brain unable to form new memories or if he's just very bad at all this.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

This was the lady that alogged Ralph about his mom.

Dax supports Vito and Chrissie over the Ralph.

Sad.

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To be fair, she unwittingly read an alog chat message aloud, found the absolute absurdity of it funny and then Ralph became upset at being reminded of how he treated his dying mother.

She alogged him when she reviewed the thumb tape with a panel of other women in the Sektur.

The fact that a woman laughed at him is what activated the nuclear pig rage. The funny thing is he was wearing that pale pink polo at the time so he looked especially piggy that day.

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"IF I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY IT WAS YOU WITH THE SUBSTANCE ABUSE ISSUES!"

This coming from the guy who kept saying things like his argument with Pantsu was a “work”?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

which not only is incredibly disrespectful to Faith and will sour their relationship, but also not going to work because Ralph is retarded. Next he's going to bring some cigarettes and porno mags.

lol, this is the man that choked her, released revenge porn of her and sent her to a psych ward to gaslight her about his culpability of posting porn…not to mention she was a high school senior who he sent a plane ticket to so she could run away from home to live in Mama’s house with Ralph.

Respect isn’t even in the equation. Ralph will definitely be the guy showing nine year old Xander interracial porn and ask him if he wants a puff off his cigarette. Xander might lie and say he’s sipped a beer or tried weed to make dad proud.

Doomed lineage. Weak, dumb, amoral, vice riddled males knocking up mentally unstable younger females to produce offspring that keeps social workers, therapists, cops, corrections and probation officers employed.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

The fact that a woman laughed at him is what activated the nuclear pig rage. The funny thing is he was wearing that pale pink polo at the time so he looked especially piggy that day.

I think just before that Chrissie Mayr hosted a simpcast and they all dunked on Ralph about his poo eating and smol pp so that really set the tone for the one on one interview. (Sunrise's Video)

 

[Braphamut]

He's probably got those consoles loaded with remote access software and a keylogger.

As is his wont.

 

[Die For Me!]

While booking an emergency one-way ticket to Africa, Ralph found time to do damage control over revelations he has the Clap

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However, if Ralph doesn't have the clap, then how come he was hiding a cough on his latest stream?

Edit: more damage control

give me money and i will

new cope:

link / archive

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Piggertits is going to force his stinky presence on his poor son twice in May.
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Who wants to see a LITANY of guests fake to be outraged about Warski forcing his GF to abort the BABY?

He never mentions or talks about Rosie, it's almost like she doesn't exist to him.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

He never mentions or talks about Rosie, it's almost like she doesn't exist to him.

He let Rozy get bug-bitten all over her body, drove around with her on tow without a baby seat, and screamed obscenities at her whenever she cried.

The best thing this subhuman beast can do for his offspring is to pretend they don't exist to him.

 

[Obscura539]

I’m glad rehab has really helped Ralph kick that dick addiction. Proud of you, bud.

 

[Gator_Aids]

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I’m glad rehab has really helped Ralph kick that dick addiction. Proud of you, bud.

Might not be the best thing to tweet less than 24 hours after accidentally revealing your search history looking for aids tests, @theralph.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

Sober as a judge!

 

[Die For Me!]

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I’m glad rehab has really helped Ralph kick that dick addiction. Proud of you, bud.

https://archive.is/GnpXt

So Ralph just admitted to having an anal sex problem own a homosexual. Okay.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph teases a sunday copestream soon:

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the "Several clips" he posted? It was the Richard Spencer surprise appearance Ralph threw everything & everyone under the bus for:

Notice how Ralph is already trying to alter history by simply calling it a festival instead of a FUCK WARSKI festival

Since denying his stream being a disaster isn't working, Ralph goes for the tried and true MAHHH KEEEEEEDS bit:

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