🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 335 92.8%

  • Total voters
    361
:stress:
Capture.PNG
link / archive
 
Ralph shoots promo for a show he will be doing at 4pm est where he will be burning down a few more bridges:
View attachment 7127253
View attachment 7127251
link
Look at his little stubby baby hands, also his head is gigantic but he has narrow shoulders like a girl, it's very strange, his entire physiognomy. He looked much more normal as a fat pig, now he looks like an extra from Andor, put him in a brown robe and he could pass as some alien mechanic pottering around in the background.
 
Congratulations to whichever one of Ralph's headmates is a pregnant woman. Unfortunately, the way Ethan guzzled booze and swallows pills, your imaginary baby will likely be just as retarded and physically disabled as Ralph.
 
Back