Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[obsdj]

Harry’s gonna merch his dead mom to Netflix to try to satisfy their contract https://archive.ph/TUXo5#selection-625.0-625.80

"Harry might even see it as a stepping stone to building bridges with William and the rest of his family.”

If he actually thinks that, he's even more retarded than we thought. And I think we all thought he was considerably retarded.

But, as with most things he signs up for, it's probably something Meghan is forcing him into and brainwashing him into thinking Diana would actually want or approve of. I hope the royals roast the two of them alive for this, especially William. She was his mother too, after all.

 

[AssignedEva]

Harry’s gonna merch his dead mom to Netflix to try to satisfy their contract https://archive.ph/TUXo5#selection-625.0-625.80

Honestly uninterested in anything anybody has left to talk about Diana, even her poor kid’s perspective. The only thing interesting about her these days is the newer discussions about how she was kind of a mentally ill trainwreck behind the scenes.

Aw, that picture of them at Alton Towers made me feel sad.
Nevertheless, I don't think Harry doing a Diana documentary would produce anything worthwhile, we're just going to see him fail to process his grief again. It'll just be a rehash of Spare. I honestly think the fictionalised versions of her in The Crown and Spencer tell us more about her than Harry's Rose tinted version of her ever would.

 

[Free the Pedos]

And what self-respecting American would fucking do so? Personally, I cannot imagine being in a relationship in which I would have to literally bend the knee to a foreign head of state in order to stay together

People do stupider stuff than that in normal families. “You have to wait until my dad says grace before we eat/we can’t stay in the same room at my parents’ house/ don’t mention black people around aunt Marge.”

 

[obsdj]

People do stupider stuff than that in normal families. “You have to wait until my dad says grace before we eat/we can’t stay in the same room at my parents’ house/ don’t mention black people around aunt Marge.”

An American citizen bowing to a foreign monarch is a tad apart from such things.

 

[AssignedEva]

An American citizen bowing to a foreign monarch is a tad apart from such things.

No more so that bowing to Japanese people.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

An American citizen bowing to a foreign monarch is a tad apart from such things.

Bowing (or curtsying) as a form of respect is different than doing it in worship. A person who lacks any respect for the monarch or the monarchy likely won’t come into contact with either. Meghan didn’t discover her complete lack of respect until later on. I think her resentment of the royals would be even deeper if she could face the fact that her connection to them is the only reason she will ever make money.

 

[vercingotisrix]

"Harry might even see it as a stepping stone to building bridges with William and the rest of his family.”

If he actually thinks that, he's even more retarded than we thought. And I think we all thought he was considerably retarded.

Yeah, nah. I guess people are telling him that to get the ball rolling, and as usual they’re dangling and trialing things via media to see what sticks.

But I think it might actually be a step too far for William. Harry has been monopolizing the relationship with Diana when everyone seems to know that William was her favorite by far.

Argh, these two frustrate me so much sometimes. Their tactics and the subjects they attach themselves to are always so outdated and out of touch. For a couple that wanted to modernize things they’re so hellishly backwards.

 

[Eglantine]

https://youtu.be/pFKleWOhehs?si=xmcFBSsn0CeQ2W9T

She is the ultimate guy's girl and such a vegan to boot.


Meghan goes through the Hertz rental place to go on a red carpet in a boxy dress

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/493100/meghan-markle-prince-harry-unusual-entrance-hertz-office-ms-foundation-awards/%3fviewas=amp

Meghan acting like the princess she never was/never will be in 2017

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.skynews.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity-life/waiter-recalls-aggressive-encounter-with-meghan-markle-and-her-irate-personal-assistant-at-elite-new-york-restaurant/news-story/9335c640be2fcf4515f85672214ac6c0%3famp

And in 2022

https://pagesix.com/2022/07/19/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-dine-at-nyc-italian-restaurant/

There's also a funny photo of Harry around that time I'm trying to find.

OP, that is a brilliant first post.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

That thing about the restaurant reminded me that her sister was going to write a book about her! And it’s been done and published I hadn’t heard press on it being released lol https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/56531196-the-diary-of-princess-pushy-s-sister-part-1

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Omg you guys, check out this review!!!! Megan wrote a sock puppet review of the sisters book, sorry if I’m double posting but this is worth it. Megan really is low iq! I wasn’t sure of that before but I am now! Omg poor Harry, he really got suckered by an idiot. I am laughing my fucking ass off this is like a Chantal sock puppet omg you have to read this, this makes sense as she pretended to be her own pr person, this one is going to be giving good milk forever!

My niece did things like this when she was about 9 and wanted to get into the music industry. Wow. I knew she wasn’t right as a person but I didn’t know she was just plain dumb! I kind of looked up to her about certain things and thought people were being hard on her but not anymore. That’s why she keeps having a hard time getting a brand name that isn’t taken and why she thinks she can get away with using the seal of a country as hers! She’s just fucking stupid! lol this is great.

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/3823094949?type=review#rating_340921114

She made sure to highlight her review on another page of book reviews because this person is so invested in making sure people read the review. It’s a real mind fuck and heavily sarcastic I actually have a headache now from going back and forth with wait is this Megan or am I paranoid but the line about the toothpaste cap and the anger and investment in this makes me sure it’s her trying to pretend to be somewhat neutral but getting her say in. Wow


omg it gets better, I just noticed the name of the sock puppet is Rae D! Ok Rachel! Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, I can’t believe I once looked up to you. Now I think the kiwi on the pancake IS a sign about her reading this thread, she did something like that with lemons and a jill Biden dress. Somebody back on the thread made a joke about the kiwi on her green waffles being a nod to kiwi farms, and now I’m starting to think it was! I think Megan has nothing to do but google herself all day. Here’s the Jill Biden thing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12320999/amp/Jill-Biden-joke-Meghan-Markle-sent-basket-lemons-thank-wearing-Oscar-la-Renta-patterned-dress.html

Oh Megan your iq is too low to understand dog whistles too. You don’t expose the dog whistle somebody sends you by sending a press release about your giant lemon gift basket thanking them for acknowledging you so an article gets written. Subtlety is not her thing, she has no filters, I am starting to think she might be very high functioning on the spectrum! I hate to call autism everywhere but why else would somebody do these contrived socially awkward things as a duchess in her forties? It’s like she’s a female Chris Chan that was searching for an available royal with a big sign in front of the palace. She really expects us to believe she didn’t know ANYTHING about the royal family before she met him? Everybody knows the basics. And thinking they can snag prince harry by doing a campaign of maneuvers is something an autist would do. she has no idea that the world can see what she’s doing no sense of what others perceive looking at her, just herself looking out from a narcissistic autistic void, it’s just like the emperor’s new clothes. Under close kiwi examination all of this is so easy to uncover! , this whole thing is hilarious!!!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

The only thing interesting about her these days is the newer discussions about how she was kind of a mentally ill trainwreck behind the scenes.

honestly much like chris farley or tupac or biggie, dying was the best thing to happen to her. She would have been a punchline at this point, and was on the verge of it when she was fucking that arab. You really think the US and UK would feel as strongly as they do about her in a post-9/11 world where she's fucking some arab and ends up giving a retarded take about terrorism?

beyond that she was apparently telling william about her sex life too, she was completely fucked in the head. think about how madonna or courtney love or liz phair had tons of fans in the 90s but became a punchline after that decade. I bet Diana would have done a rap to welcome meghan into the family too

 

[duckling]

Meghan posted a new Instagram story with Kelly McKee Zajfen aka _heartmom_, who had appeared on her show. She boomered the opening shot by sticking her finger in front of the lens. Zajfen notably posted the same thing but as a reel instead of a story for more engagement. Meghan really needs to take an “Instagram in 2025” introductory course. I also fail to see the ingenuity in bananas covered with granola, yogurt, spread, and berries but Meghan is, of course, the self-styled expert here.

Zajfen is living the influencer life that I believe Meghan aspires to, pasting her kids faces all over the internet for engagement.

Looking at the decor I am pretty sure this is posted from inside Meghan’s actual kitchen. I think the decor is a nice Tuscan design, but I’m sure many would say it is very outdated. I suspect Meghan would have updated it if they hadn’t run themselves nearly broke with this unnecessarily oversized mansion.

 

[obsdj]

I also fail to see the ingenuity in bananas covered with granola, yogurt, spread, and berries but Meghan is, of course, the self-styled expert here.

"Reinvents a banana split for breakfast" so lame. Kind of reminds me of some ladies I've known who trick their kids into thinking yogurt is ice cream and therefore a treat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I also fail to see the ingenuity in bananas covered with granola, yogurt, spread, and berries but Meghan is, of course, the self-styled expert here.

All of the breakfast “hacks” this hussy comes up with are super-sugary and a guaranteed glucose spike with all that entails. It’s the last thing anyone should be having for their first meal of the day, let alone giving to kids. Way to set them up for fatigue, crankiness and more sugar cravings throughout the day. But anything to sell more product, I guess.

 

[AssignedEva]

I also fail to see the ingenuity in bananas covered with granola, yogurt, spread, and berries

They're not even the same bananas!

The second one's got walnuts on instead of granola (and probably was prepped by a food stylist).
I also hate it when people "cheers" with a bite of food.

I think the decor is a nice Tuscan design, but I’m sure many would say it is very outdated. I suspect Meghan would have updated it if they hadn’t run themselves nearly broke with this unnecessarily oversized mansion.

It's hardly to my taste, but if I was gifted with a Tuscan kitchen that size then call me tesoruccia and I'll bake some cavallucci to enjoy with the Vin Santo.
It's telling that a show about being a hostess in a mansion would not make use of the hostess's own mansion, but beyond outdated decor it also apparently stinks. Their part of the old Riven Rock estate is plagued by what's been described as the smell of "rotting offal left in the sun" from a stagnant marsh in a nearby bird sanctuary, and the stink of skunk from a nearby cannabis farm.

 

[NoReturn]

The (Royal) Household gave her some rope and allowed them to visit Africa. It went down hill from there.

Meghan managed to leverage her connections to Markus Anderson to meet Harry and sink her hooks in with a targeted act of skinwalking his dead mother right when he was freshly processing his grief... and also by being Californian about therapy (the opposite of the royals).

I'm not up on the lore but wasn't there some story of like, Harry and Megan in Africa going camping or some shit and that's when he fell in love with her? I remember reading something like that years ago and thinking "Is this seriously just the first normal chick he's met and it was that impressive, or is this all fake?"
I think now that the story I heard must have been fake, and was written by someone very out of touch with reality to explain away her yachting.

 

[obsdj]

I'm not up on the lore but wasn't there some story of like, Harry and Megan in Africa going camping or some shit and that's when he fell in love with her? I remember reading something like that years ago and thinking "Is this seriously just the first normal chick he's met and it was that impressive, or is this all fake?"

I mean if you believe his ghostwritten crybaby memoir, he fell in love with her on Instagram with a dog filter:


But yes, later on he relates a tale of being in a tent in Africa with her where there are lions prowling about and he gives her that "Trust me. I'll keep you safe" line for the first time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not up on the lore but wasn't there some story of like, Harry and Megan in Africa going camping or some shit and that's when he fell in love with her? I remember reading something like that years ago and thinking "Is this seriously just the first normal chick he's met and it was that impressive, or is this all fake?"

They met one night for the first time, had their second date the next night, then their third “date” was a trip to Botswana where they slept together and later made sure everyone knew about it. No class at all.

 

[Barbarella]

If you all haven’t read Spare, or found one of the YouTube recapping channels, you should. The amount of mind-boggling shit Harry confesses to is astounding. There are stories of his believing his mother was alive long into adulthood, his poor frozen todger, his losing his virginity, his prodigious drug use, fantasizing about killing his father, being extremely upset about a joke gift his aunt had given, his fights with his brother, old girlfriend, then then meeting Megan and his obsession with security as she cried on the floor every time something was required of her. And much more.

He started out that book saying he was presenting his side to the royal family, and seemed to actually think he would be accepted back with open arms and they would now understand his pain. (I’m aware he didn’t write it but this book didn’t get published without his approval.). And now he’s saying the same thing in relation to a Netflix show about Diana?

I’m still not quite sure what a “lad” means in English slang, but if it means delusional ungrateful whiney, retarded manbaby then he is the very definition of a lad, by his own words.

I’m not really sure how many memories a child has when his mother dies at 12, especially a mother who travelled a lot and didn’t spend much time with you and your nanny’s were your real parental figures. I think his memories are 1% real, 80% media related and the rest wishful thinking. This will be another personal disaster for him if he goes through with it.

William will say nothing publicly but I bet Kate will get an earful.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m still not quite sure what a “lad” means in English slang

It means a guy who drinks and carouses and is always up to no good.

I found an epub version of his book online somewhere when it came out. It’s seriously bad. He is a complete moron for thinking it was anything but the final nail in the coffin of his family relationship.