Bad webcomics

[Cave Fisher]

With the conclusion rushed and tension gone, we go back to Kai’s perspective.
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The monologue begins with his face melting.

Edit: Percy has a gay pride pin and something else on his backpack.

"I'm gonna get you into smoking weed!"

Niko's about to offer Kai cigarettes in the most 90s-ass "say no!" commercial manner imaginable, I'm calling it now.

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

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Is this the right thread to complain about how just slightly less than 6 years ago this gay ass cat sat down on a rock
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And absolutely will not fucking move no matter how many times you tell her to

She finally accepted that her escort isn't showing up approximately 1 year ago and she still hasn't fuckin moved, instead we're getting a sidestory about a random spider who screams for some reason.

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I feel like I'm going insane

Bethesda fanboys peak early in life and devolve into a hollow shell of their former selves! Welcome to 2025 A.D.! More at 11 on the nightly news.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Kai, this isn’t about Percy having multiple sides.

It is extreme. Percy is so insane that he’s gone. Also oh no it’s Harper.

 

[Anonitolia]

Kai, this isn’t about Percy having multiple sides.
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It is extreme. Percy is so insane that he’s gone. Also oh no it’s Harper.

>don't assume every person is one consciousness (otherwise you're stupid and mean)
can anyone name a stupider idea to promote to kids
serious question
I think this is seriously nearing "get in the candy van" levels of stupid and dangerous

Spoiler: obligatory look at the comment section

If I hear that "I contain multitudes" shit from anyone irl I'm calling the police and claiming that said person is a schizophrenic. It's the most insufferable quote to have ever been written and is shallower than a puddle if you think about it for more than two seconds (which, of course, nobody ever does).


(the newcomers are just more 30-year old furries this time around. curmudgeoncorgi I couldn't find specifics on but she types like an adult and has a straight fiancé. Has a furaffinity that's mostly inactive so that's how I confirmed the furry bit (besides the obvious).)
Impressed that even the craziest commenters are saying that calling people stupid for not assuming that everyone could be a schizophrenic hivemind might be going too far.

P.S: "Sootpaw" is apparently a cameo from a Warriors fancomic called "Follow Your Heart" (also made by a 30-something furry of the "bisexual who only likes guys" type). I only know this because I remember accidentally clicking on it at 1am while bored and becoming instantly confused by why several cats were crying and attacking each other in a scene that did not seem to be any kind of emotional or action-based climax. Upon reading the previous pages in the chapter for context, it turns out that the comic was explicitly detailing the extensive sexual abuse of a younger child that had just gone missing. This is one of the milder examples of a Warriors fancomic that I have read.
Warriors fancomics are so completely fucking insane and entirely terrible that I will not be touching any of them with a ten-foot pole. If you've had the misfortune of reading such comics for more than maybe a hundred panels, I would be mildly interested in knowing why the protagonist is being subjected to a schizophrenic teenage rabbit's delusions, and why anyone thinks he's being treated better here than in his own comic.

 

[invisibult plus+]

>don't assume every person is one consciousness
can anyone name a stupider idea to promote to kids
serious question
I think this is seriously nearing "get in the candy van" levels of stupid and dangerous

It’s part of the
>don’t trust your perception of reality
idea. It’s like “men can be women and vice versa” and “you can be anything just because you say so.” No one even thought of himself as a system until, what, a decade ago, unless he’s a schizophrenic. Some people want their ideas to be real so badly that they don’t think about what happens if they try.

 

[Anonitolia]

It’s part of the
>don’t trust your perception of reality
idea.

Yes, hence why it's so dangerous and stupid. I was just wondering if there was anything not already under that umbrella which would be equally-as (if not even more) dangerous to teach. Off the top of my head all I can really think of besides the candy van thing is shit like outright emotional abuse or very early exposure to sex and sexuality topics.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

With the conclusion rushed and tension gone, we go back to Kai’s perspective.
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The monologue begins with his face melting.

Edit: Percy has a gay pride pin and something else on his backpack.

Maybe let go of the drugs, Percy. That shit's bad for the brain and it will fuck your healthy relationships in the long run

 

[Sigmund Freud]

Schizo bunny watch thread when?

 

[Anonitolia]

Schizo bunny watch thread when?

when SnP starts cutting herself again or something else of interest in relation to her as a person happens. Unless you mean a normal thread and not a lolcow one, in which case I guess that could be arranged? Probably nothing stopping that from happening save for my own schedule

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

when SnP starts cutting herself again or something else of interest in relation to her as a person happens. Unless you mean a normal thread and not a lolcow one, in which case I guess that could be arranged? Probably nothing stopping that from happening save for my own schedule

I would support that on the grounds that it would be good for containment purposes. The entire webcomic and information about her is spread over probably around 30 thread pages after all.

 

[Anonitolia]

I would support that on the grounds that it would be good for containment purposes. The entire webcomic and information about her is spread over probably around 30 thread pages after all.

A general thread instead of a lolcow one? (If so, I could probably start working on that in an hour or two.)

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

A general thread instead of a lolcow one? (If so, I could probably start working on that in an hour or two.)

Yeah, general. I don’t think SnP is lolcow material as of right now.

 

[Anonitolia]

Yeah, general. I don’t think SnP is lolcow material as of right now.

neither do I

in which case, aye aye soldier

I'll wrap up what I'm doing and get to work on that soon probably. Compiling a deranged sperg's webcomics into a forum post probably doesn't count as work, I'll be fine

 

[Valstrax]

I was going through some of my old posts because it’s pouring outside and I’m bored and unmotivated as fuck. By now that comic with the birds suffering under the evil boss cat is basically done iirc. I’ve been going back and forth on sharing more of it here.
Edit: Oh hey, I found that other comic I was looking for from the obnoxious asexual.
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Could you imagine what they would be like in real life?

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Could you imagine what they would be like in real life?

Either completely insufferable and proud of it or quietly seething over how straight people have cooties. There's no in between.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I can support archiving schizobunny in one place but then this thread would be just the pages and pages of /pol/ tier sperging every time that wignat jap posts a comic. And if you put that in a containment thread, this thread's gonna be pretty much dead with me occasionally cheerleading/sperging about Halo Head.

 

[Anonitolia]

The Schizobunny has been contained

EDIT: oh god damn it lmao

I can support archiving schizobunny in one place but

ah well, thread's already up. Maybe it'll just die out instead
and hey, I can always supplement with some Nuzlocke sperging if you're partial

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I can support archiving schizobunny in one place but then this thread would be just the pages and pages of /pol/ tier sperging every time that wignat jap posts a comic. And if you put that in a containment thread, this thread's gonna be pretty much dead with me occasionally cheerleading/sperging about Halo Head.

Don't cry, little Kiwi! Aunt Snowfall's got enough Instagram slop comics to keep you fed your entire life.

Palvus! Bring on the tranny stories ASAP! Boy's hungry!
But slightly more seriously I might also bring in more of the bird comics at the risk of being called a mega autist again. I was also going to share one comic that misunderstood the ending of A Christmas Carol earlier, but didn't because it could've just been me being a petty autist who missed a joke.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

ah well, thread's already up. Maybe it'll just die out instead

FWIW it's a nice OP. I appreciate the work you put into it.

But slightly more seriously I might also bring in more of the bird comics at the risk of being called a mega autist again. I was also going to share one comic that misunderstood the ending of A Christmas Carol earlier, but didn't because it could've just been me being a petty autist who missed a joke.

Post it if you got it. Who cares if you get called an autist

 

[Magic Pickle]

this thread's gonna be pretty much dead with me occasionally cheerleading/sperging about Halo Head.

I'm a lurker of this thread (and a big fan of webcomics both good and bad) and would not mind contributing other kinds of comics to the thread to keep it alive - I mostly don't interrupt because I don't keep up with the same kinds of comics as those discussed most often, and I try to be a rather polite pickle.

For my own contribution, I currently have my eye on Magical Women by Rosalarian (AKA Megan Rose Gedris of YU+ME: Dream and I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space! fame), which will be going public in April. I'm not sure if the audience here would care to read it since it's basically radical left-wing propaganda per admission of the author, but if it keeps the thread afloat and there's any interest I'm happy to post updates for it.

Spoiler: More background about the comic from the author.

Also, I've read Halo-Head and find it kind of unnerving and ugly, but it's definitely a unique comic. Would love to see more discussion about it! I really need to catch up on it since it's been a hot minute.