Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

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KiwiFuzz2 said:
Tsundere is such a dork.

That would actually be fun if you had some kind of heads up about it, but walking in the door and being like "We're going to spend the next hour salsa dancing!" doesn't sound fun.
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She looked like she was just coming home from the gym, too. Are you tired and wanting to rest and eat after a hard workout? Too bad, babe! We've got content to make!
 
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Paper Machete said:
Personally my favorite part was the frozen/delivery? pizza sitting on the counter with a piece already gone.
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Excuse me, it’s clearly a DiGiorno pizza (still on one of those circular pizza baking sheets with holes in the bottom) and don’t forget the glasses of Pepsi and scented candle! Samba clearly went above and beyond setting this evening up. Any woman would be thrilled by such a lavish display. For real though, cooking nothing would’ve been better than whatever this is. Hell, just order takeout from a decent local restaurant she likes. If I told my wife “surprise babe, I made that pizza that’s been sitting in the freezer!” she’d look at me like I was retarded.

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Plot twist - Scammer was about to have gay sex with the Salsa guy when his girlfriend interrupted them. But that Hebrew was so sly and so slick... He thought up a lie and brought it up quick,
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“Just start salsa dancing, and when she walks in say ‘Surprise! Happy birthday!’ okay? I don’t fuck her, so she isn’t expecting a romantic evening at home or anything. If we have the third guy film it, she’ll just think it’s for one of my shitty TikToks.”
 
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Drunk Chipmunk said:
She looked like she was just coming home from the gym, too. Are you tired and wanting to rest and eat after a hard workout? Too bad, babe! We've got content to make!
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Did he do 'The BIG Question!" Tiktok yet?
The one where she gets blindsided by 'The Question' in front of his whole family, and a restaurant full of people, all staring expectantly, and can't say "Hell No!"?
Because that woman looks like she is about to run for the hills!
I think she thought that living with him would be different than it is and looks like she is regretting it hard!
I wonder what he has on her that she hasn't run far, far, away already?

Also, @KiwiFuzz2, it was obviously the 'Pizza Delivery Guy' that was filming.
They originally were going to use a tripod so all 3 could be in the gay porno they were filming, but when Sildenafil realised she was home unexpectedly early, he had to quickly compromise. Luckily the other gay porn actor with him knew how to Salsa, he saved the day, Sildenafil owes him 'big time' 😉😉, and they can film tomorrow when she goes to work...
 
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Something about seeing Brandon Sanderson over there saying "Salsa!" in a pathetic imitation of enthusiasm while Sims NPC dancing and crying with his eyes broke me. The man's resting quiet desperation face is just iconically funny. He's so guileless he's like a cartoon character.

Best lolcow. Jazz's greatest accomplishment was introducing Sadeyes to the world.
 
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TismFarmer said:
Did he do 'The BIG Question!" Tiktok yet?
The one where she gets blindsided by 'The Question' in front of his whole family, and a restaurant full of people, all staring expectantly, and can't say "Hell No!"?
Because that woman looks like she is about to run for the hills!
I think she thought that living with him would be different than it is and looks like she is regretting it hard!
I wonder what he has on her that she hasn't run far, far, away already?

Also, @KiwiFuzz2, it was obviously the 'Pizza Delivery Guy' that was filming.
They originally were going to use a tripod so all 3 could be in the gay porno they were filming, but when Sildenafil realised she was home unexpectedly early, he had to quickly compromise. Luckily the other gay porn actor with him knew how to Salsa, he saved the day, Sildenafil owes him 'big time' 😉😉, and they can film tomorrow when she goes to work...
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Didn't we learn earlier in the thread that she's got deep-seated issues of her own? Her mom died or some shit? There's probably some sort of trauma dumping/trauma bonding dynamic going on here that explains how they've made it past a week of dating lol.
 
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OJ Simpson said:
Didn't we learn earlier in the thread that she's got deep-seated issues of her own? Her mom died or some shit? There's probably some sort of trauma dumping/trauma bonding dynamic going on here that explains how they've made it past a week of dating lol.
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Maybe she just wants a guy who is totally whipped.

SnoCone's face is in the dictionary next to "whipped."

If she cheated on him, Snaffle would apologize to her.
 
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LMAO that was so fake.

Probably also some of the gayest shit I’ve ever seen that didn’t involve men sucking or fucking.

I have a feeling his GF is always dreading come home and finding Sander on his knees servicing some Miami bear.

OJ Simpson said:
Didn't we learn earlier in the thread that she's got deep-seated issues of her own? Her mom died or some shit? There's probably some sort of trauma dumping/trauma bonding dynamic going on here that explains how they've made it past a week of dating lol.
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This.

If you look at her videos prior to meeting Sander, she’s regularly bringing up her dead mom, and how her mom is in heaven watching over her.

Pining for motherly love is probably what the two bonded over, beside the point that Sander’s mom isn’t actually dead but just has better things to do with her time than giving him attention.
 
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Girahira said:
Nothing says I love Sandwich more than a “Ok, well, thank you”, a buddy high-five and covid distance after a toast
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I could totally see Sander try and high five his girlfriend after sex.

“That was a good pounding babe! Great sex! We did it!”

Except I doubt that they have sex a lot.

Most likely once a month, and only because Sander KNOWS that it’s what couples are supposed to do.

She’ll lay there, looking at the ceiling, trying to fake enthusiasm the best she knows how, while trying to remember what it’s like to get FUCKED.

And Sander will flop around, constantly whispering things like: “I love you so much…” and “Did you climax yet mo-eh-love?”, while pretending that it was his girlfriend in lingerie that made him rock hard, instead of a mental image of Jeanette.
 
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