Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Falcon Sebben]

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Looks like Sarah has gone full retard on her gender larp. Imagine if that's what she did while she had a job during this saga.

Somebody caller her a woman and she hit herself in anger? Yeah, Pixy is the model of mental health and all that.

She's so emotionally fragile that she's committed to this, "I am a man" thing like you wouldn't believe.

 

[VisceraNexus]

After a bit of digging, she does look somewhat similar to her brother Kris. Her features are still more extreme than his, and the most surprising thing is that he's older than her and doesn't look it. I'm assuming he's better at taking care of himself considering he's successful and happy. She's got that sort of "lonely trucker woman with issues" thing going on, where she just looks dry and haggard and rough.





I believe he is around 45 years old, and she is not yet 40.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

After a bit of digging, she does look somewhat similar to her brother Kris. Her features are still more extreme than his, and the most surprising thing is that he's older than her and doesn't look it. I'm assuming he's better at taking care of himself considering he's successful and happy. She's got that sort of "lonely trucker woman with issues" thing going on, where she just looks dry and haggard and rough.

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I believe he is around 45 years old, and she is not yet 40.

Kris does make a better man than Pixy does.

Might have something to do with him actually being one but still.

 

[Dysnomia]

Thank you! I did see a couple pictures on Debbie's Facebook and Pixy does look a bit similar, she's especially aging to look more like Debbie. I'll keep digging around the old thread, I hadn't thought to look there.

Debbie baked herself by the pool and I doubt she used sunscreen. Pixy doesn't use it either. You can't stop the clock but with the right skincare you can slow it down even if genetics is against you. Pixy's gonna be lesbian trucker Debbie. There's nothing manly about that look no matter what she thinks. There's some serious "Large Marge vibes" going on. And at the rate Pixy's skin is aging she'll look this old sooner than later.

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Looks like Sarah has gone full retard on her gender larp. Imagine if that's what she did while she had a job during this saga.

Is that a self portrait with the rose? Reminds me of that awkward ghost guy that will try to marry Charlotte in Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin. Rape ghost has been found!

I really hope she doesn't hit herself in public. The tard rage where she broke her keyblade was bad enough.

Speaking of keyblades, I got Kingdom Hearts 1.5 for PS3 real cheap. After playing for a few hours I am thoroughly disgusted with her skinwalking in a whole new way. I hate how adults ruin things made for children because they can't keep their pervoid fantasies to themselves. It puts that whole pacifier and "poopin' in dino undies" photoset in a whole new light.

I can see why she latched on to the series. I don't know if she played the first game or just 358/2 Days. But in the opening cinema of the first game Sora is questioning reality as he sees himself fall into the sea. Serious Chrono Cross vibes with the beach scene. No wonder she likes that game too. But this is not content that is good for someone with schizo delusions about being a skeleton or a basketball. I'd say just stick to Bejeweled. But then she'd think she was a diamond shaped blue gem and why is she dying.

After a bit of digging, she does look somewhat similar to her brother Kris. Her features are still more extreme than his, and the most surprising thing is that he's older than her and doesn't look it. I'm assuming he's better at taking care of himself considering he's successful and happy. She's got that sort of "lonely trucker woman with issues" thing going on, where she just looks dry and haggard and rough.

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I believe he is around 45 years old, and she is not yet 40.

She looks like his older sister. His older lesbian trucker sister.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

After a bit of digging, she does look somewhat similar to her brother Kris. Her features are still more extreme than his, and the most surprising thing is that he's older than her and doesn't look it. I'm assuming he's better at taking care of himself considering he's successful and happy. She's got that sort of "lonely trucker woman with issues" thing going on, where she just looks dry and haggard and rough.

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I believe he is around 45 years old, and she is not yet 40.

She’s only a few months away from 40. How time flies.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

She’s only a few months away from 40. How time flies.

I'm sure it won't even be noticed, that's way more of a girly thing

 

[Metatron]

I'm sure it won't even be noticed, that's way more of a girly thing

I know you're being sarcastic, but we are in for a pretty intense flurry of whiny FB posts when she hits the big 4-0.

 

[multiverse]

I know you're being sarcastic, but we are in for a pretty intense flurry of whiny FB posts when she hits the big 4-0.

Why is she still alone??? Is she dead? Is she a hamburger? Why is she so ollllddd! Why is no one answering?

 

[Def Not a Cop]

It does make me curious, I used the thread search function to try and find pictures of her parents but couldn't get it to cooperate. Do we know what her parents look like? She's got pretty unfortunate features which leads me to wonder which of her parents has these dominating traits. The extreme down turned lips, too-close-together eyes, and just generally long face with a pronounced chin. They're very distinct, even when she was an infant they're very prominent.

My time has come. I did a deep dive a few months ago and copped these.

Pixy really does see something completely different when she looks in the mirror

Idk if i can totally agree with this because her self portraits seem brutally spot on haha

After playing for a few hours I am thoroughly disgusted with her skinwalking in a whole new way. I hate how adults ruin things made for children because they can't keep their pervoid fantasies to themselves. It puts that whole pacifier and "poopin' in dino undies" photoset in a whole new light.

She is truly a disgusting pedophile. If you peep the "journal sketch book tours" you'll see a book of an era where she got obsessed with hunter x hunter and drew some very disturbing gon x Hisoka xxx referencing

 

[cactus]

She is truly a disgusting pedophile. If you peep the "journal sketch book tours" you'll see a book of an era where she got obsessed with hunter x hunter and drew some very disturbing gon x Hisoka xxx referencing

Yeah, it's disturbing, but be grateful she hasn't gone after real kids.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Ma and Pa Guilbeaux were a pretty good-looking young couple. Solid 6/10.

Sarah just got the worst of their features. Again, not horrible. You can just generally titrate by 2 in either direction either way with genetics - The best looking kid could be a theoretical 8/10, and the worst a 4/10. Pixy is just the worst outcome who also didn't take care of herself.

 

[VisceraNexus]

My time has come. I did a deep dive a few months ago and copped these.

Thank you! From the pictures, Kris looks more like the old photo of their dad, and Pixy looks a lot like their mom. The down-turned mouth and prominent chin seems to come from Dad, but the rest of Pixy's features including the way she is aging are all Debbie. She must really hate that. This has satiated my personal autism about this, and it's an interesting bit of Pixy lore I suppose.

 

[TismFarmer]

Thank you! From the pictures, Kris looks more like the old photo of their dad, and Pixy looks a lot like their mom. The down-turned mouth and prominent chin seems to come from Dad, but the rest of Pixy's features including the way she is aging are all D

I dont know...
I think the face shape (and double chin) might be Debbie, but all the features and hair come from Dad, especially her derpy eyes and mouth. If she smiled it wouldn't look as bad but shes a serious Man now... I think Kris looks like a male, attractive version of Debbie.
They both have identical noses and mouths, it is so odd, they look so different but if you isolate just those features, they match exactly.

 

[Phouquehead]

Regardless of which parent gave which sibling their features, it's clear by how normal Kris looks that Sarah got the genetic short end of the stick and made it 50 times worse by not taking care of herself. The most "normal" she ever looked was in highschool and college, right before she became known as Pixyteri, and not because she was more overtly feminine. It's probably the one time in her life she had relatively normal hygiene, eating habits, level of physical activity, and social life. I still wonder what really broke her during/after college and if this level of insanity was inevitable because of bad genes, or if her parents set her up to fail by spoiling their youngest/only girl and expecting her to function as well as her brothers without actually teaching her any life skills. I still think they expected her to find a guy, get married and have kids after graduating, and never have a career other than homemaking and childrearing lol.

It doesn't help that Debbie probably did see Sarah as a mini version of herself, and deep down didn't want her only daughter to be truly independent, so purposefully let her be an overgrown child. Obviously that backfired stupendously and now she's going to die knowing her youngest will be a burden to everyone as long as she lives, and eternally known to the world as a lolcow.

 

[Dysnomia]

Ma and Pa Guilbeaux were a pretty good-looking young couple. Solid 6/10.

Sarah just got the worst of their features. Again, not horrible. You can just generally titrate by 2 in either direction either way with genetics - The best looking kid could be a theoretical 8/10, and the worst a 4/10. Pixy is just the worst outcome who also didn't take care of herself.

It's like their genes went into a broken blender and Sarah didn't get mixed up too well. She has Debbie's face shape and her dad's chin. This does mix mix well. I still have no clue why she didn't take care of her skin. The only thing I came up with besides her general bad hygiene is that back in her Nipponese phase she thought that Japanese girls were naturally kawaii and just woke up looking perfect. It's too late to undo all that sun damage. But she can still prevent herself from looking even worse five years from now. She's gonna have a really bad decade of rapid aging. She'll probably look 70 by the time she's 50. All of this could have been lessened dramatically had she just exfoliated, moisturized and used sunscreen regularly.

More hole weirdness. I assume this is part of the Kingdom Hearts post somehow. Or she's replying to some Star Trek character account that she thinks is aimed at her. She's seeing mentions of holes as some comment about her vagina which is actually a stomach penis. Or something. You'll see soon! You'll all see! *cartoon villain laugh*



I have no clue WTF this one means. But her profile pic looks like a horny butch lesbian with PCOS. She doesn't see this at all and thinks she looks very manry indeed.



She's not handsome anymore apparently.



I hope that what her dad says doesn't cause her to think she's on fire. And it's not worth posting yet another one. But she says she's going far away again. I guess she'll be posting "Goodbye" soon too. Hoping for those sweet huggy heart emojis that no one really gives her anymore.

 

[Phouquehead]

I love how we'll never truly know what her parents say to her except in the rare occasions it's caught on video because her online posts put their and pretty much everyone's words through her special schizo-autism filter. I wonder if Dad told her that she deserved to be fired from all her past jobs, so now she thinks she'll be fired from... taking care of Debbie...? Based on the "I'm going away" post she probably did have another huge argument with him and now she feels suicidal, boohoo. She'll be fine after her daily Whataburger.

And yeah, at least in these screenshots, there's zero engagement, while there used to be at least one or two hug reacts and comments. The asspatters are done with her. It might be because they felt more sorry for her as a "gay trans man" before she came out as a "straight" one, kek. The shit she says regarding women makes her look even worse than when she was trying to make her shota yaoi dreams a reality. I don't know how she does it.

Spoiler: Another tinfoil

The only reason she's pining for "hot chicks" now is because the date she went on with that mystery LGBT person last year was so disappointing. I still wonder what happened and if it was because he(?) wouldn't let Sarah move in immediately after their first date that made her "brain snap" (her words) into becoming "straight." She might have a chance to find a pity girlfriend/caregiver if she stopped sounding like a pornsick frat boy online. God knows what she says to women when she tries to flirt with them IRL.

 

[knux]

Maybe her dad has finally tired of Pixy and he's going to fire her out of something to remove her from the house? Hopefully something like a catapult as that would be funny.

 

[Dysnomia]

God knows what she says to women when she tries to flirt with them IRL.

It's gotta be pretty awkward or inappropriate. And I'm thinking she is approaching straight women because she's totally a straight man that you will not harm. I doubt she's going to lesbian bars. Straight women aren't going to be interested in a woman who looks like a butch lesbian with a very feminine voice. You've gotta be pretty delusional to not realise that straight women don't want your six inch stomach penis.

I think she should have stayed with that church she got baptized in and found herself a pudgy, good natured Christian guy with a decent job. Then she could sit home cosplaying and eating all day away from Debbie. Too bad she chose to poon out and end up pretending to be a lesbian with extra steps. The only "love" she'd be able to find at this point is a desperate troon who is worse off in the head than she is. What a pair that would make. There's no hot chick on the horizon, Sarah. Best cut out this LARP and go back to normal. It's your only chance. A slim chance. But your only one.

 

[Trombonista]

Best cut out this LARP and go back to normal.

I agree with the first part, but not the second. Normal for Pixy would just mean finding a new LARP.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I think Pixy's next LARP will be pregnancy. I look forward to everyone in this thread losing their minds.