Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

So THAT'S why his surname is Moon. The crescent moon and star...
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I declare Sneedhad upon Alex. In the name of our prophet Moonhammad, blessed be his name. He shall taste the blade of my ps cut tool. Inshallah.

This is a joke. Dum dum
 
Maybe it's like Anthony Logatto and Chris Chan, where the former sees too much of himself in the latter and attempts to hide his insecurities by rage posting about everything Chris does or says.

I've had no significant problems with Alex personally, but he's seriously blowing this out of proportion and this has been a rather bizarre continuation of my thread with MC Shart, the underwear shitting wigger retard.
It's either tryhard newfags or trollcow skin walking as different people. Alex will get his own less retarded Anthony soon enough. Most likely Skibidifarms users to be precise.
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I declare Sneedhad upon Alex. In the name of our prophet Moonhammad, blessed be his name. He shall taste the blade of my ps cut tool. Inshallah.

This is a joke. Dum dum
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GlowieAI will fix every picture of Alex, from Alex and Alex' relatives. It's my holy duty and oath to fix what's broken.

This isn't a joke please ping @Glowie when new Alex picture is found

There won't be Glowie plushies/nightlights AI made it look like that, sorry guys
 
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Alex does have a bunch of videos of his room. He has a bunch of different party lights and toys and he has a shelf with toy monuments and dinosaurs. He has a telescope and a Lego rocket ship.

Like any adult male.
Sounds like 14 Branchland Court minus the MLP toys and attraction sign.
 
Nothing to do with the thread at all, but would love to see Alex's piss poor attempt at an animal doodle. C'mon Alex, you say you're a great artist, doodle an animal like this
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I even left the lines in to make it easier to copy without tracing!

Edit: anyone care if I post a pic of it digitally edited for funsies? I like sharing shit but don't wanna derail too hard.
 
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Funny how Joshua Conner Moon didn't block me on twitter yet. One day he will and I'll laugh if he does.


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He's a bigger lolcow than Chris Chan.

There might be an undiscovered Xitter account belonging to Alex. Has anyone who follows Null there seen any new extremely verbose accounts in his comments?
 
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Funny how Joshua Conner Moon didn't block me on twitter yet. One day he will and I'll laugh if he does.


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He's a bigger lolcow than Chris Chan.

There might be an undiscovered Xitter account belonging to Alex. Has anyone who follows Null there seen any new extremely verbose accounts in his comments?
It's quite possible and highly probably that Null has no idea that Alex even exists.
 
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It's quite possible and highly probably that Null has no idea that Alex even exists.
Probably doesn't put his true bpd energy into his Twitter posts like he does elsewhere, so Josh just ignores him and moves on.

The sky's the limit here, wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even have a Twitter, and all of this is just another gay little cry for attention.
 
Found in 2 seconds @Betterskatez
I can't see the profile, but this account @'s him
I’ve seen that one. It’s suspended and there’s two replies
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(The moon runes are just thanking him for calling a shitty drawing of a catgirl in BDSM [i think] gear sexy.).

It was an account that was seemingly active just before he came here. What I’m saying is that somewhere out there an active Alex account with unseen milk.
 
He hasn't posted anything for a while. Maybe he took some advice and chilled out, or he's on his way back home from Mexico and can't be arsed to purchase WiFi on the flight back.

Honestly he should know better than to act out like this, considering that he's been here a while, but I'm really starting to believe that he seriously wants to be a lolcow.

I don't understand the mindset of someone who would want that for himself, but I suppose to some people, infamy beats obscurity.
Damnit now I have to sing along to this

 
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