Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Chococat3012]

Whenever she does these crazy dances, I think about how she wrote once that she was so hyperactive as a child that she used to run in and out of the doors at her church and everyone would comment on how fucking annoying, I mean energetic, she was. It’s a shame that she lives in a time of overdiagnosis of ADHD and oversupply of therapy and never got either.

But this is fake, she is posing as energetic, outgoing person, she thinks this is how "fun" people act.

 

[lemon_zest]

It’s reminding of the Krystle era when Amber Lynn Reid would pour individual plastic bottles of water into a big carry-around water jug. Like—what for? What’s the point? It’s all the same water

ALR “meal prepped” water in jars in her fridge too

 

[lottalove]

Heavily pregnant Ilona did a size comparison

 

[Clotso Coof]

The whale pajamas come in max size of UK 28, which is a US 24. I guarantee that's what she's wearing. As you can see, it's extremely stretchy (cheap) fabric or she wouldn't be able to pull those pants up past her knees.

It never occurs to people like Anna that this concept goes both ways, and that nobody really has to care about anything that happens to them.

Everyone must cater to Anna at all times, even strangers in public. We're all just extras on The Anna Show.

she thinks this is how "fun" people act.

She really does. Her perception of reality is ludicrous, and she's getting worse as time goes on.

Anna's been on paid influencer trips that actually had fun, energetic people in her group. But none of them acted like that. No one does.

 

[Buttpats and Candles]

A U.K. Size 18 corresponds to a waist measurement of around 40 inches (looking at clothes sizing charts). A waist measurement of 35 inches or more on a woman indicates abdominal obesity, and comes with a significant increased risk of heart attacks and type 2 diabetes. Ilona’s sizing is being thrown off by her massive baby bump. You can’t look like Ilona at a size U.K. 18 (outside of pregnancy). Basically all (non-pregnant) size 18 women are categorised as obese, by both BMI and by abdominal measurement.

 

[Artificial Baits]

A U.K. Size 18 corresponds to a waist measurement of around 40 inches (looking at clothes sizing charts). A waist measurement of 35 inches or more on a woman indicates abdominal obesity, and comes with a significant increased risk of heart attacks and type 2 diabetes. Ilona’s sizing is being thrown off by her massive baby bump. You can’t look like Ilona at a size U.K. 18 (outside of pregnancy). Basically all (non-pregnant) size 18 women are categorised as obese, by both BMI and by abdominal measurement.

Still funny how a pregnant woman is significantly smaller in the midsection than our skinty size 22 (lol) influencer.

Regardless, she didn't buy a 22 and doesn't fit a 22 and hasn't since she was probably in her late teens

 

[Programmer Socks]

Anna is becoming more unglued and unhinged by the day. She's never clapped back and responded like this before, and her "everything's just great!" veneer is becoming more and more desperate. The harder she leans into her "Gorls just wanna have fun" shtick, the less authentic she appears.

Who the fuck outsources their meal prep to a fast food chain? That was such an absurd thing to even think about, let alone posting it online. Do we think Anna even knows how to prep and roast a chicken herself? Is something as basic as a roast chicken with vegetables that you can do all in the same roasting dish beyond her?

"Isn't it great when you get to the age where you just don't care what people think anymore?" I mean that state of mind is usually applied to people in their 80s, not their 40s, FFS. And it's obvious that she really does very much care what's being said about her, now that she's picking up more and more commentators and watchers. She's starting to realise that her audience is mostly here for the freak show and not for HAES bullshit.

Listening to Selena Gomez on repeat? Music for 14 year old girls. Get some taste, Anna.

It's nearly April and she's still "in recovery" from January? I've known people with knee replacements and hip replacements who've been back at work and the gym in a much shorter time frame than that. Her self-delusion is incredible.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Hope Ilona's baby comes out happy and healthy with the right amount of fingers and toes.

It's nearly April and she's still "in recovery" from January? I've known people with knee replacements and hip replacements who've been back at work and the gym in a much shorter time frame than that.

Anna and other fantastic beasts (wherever you may find them) are not like normal people who are capable and willing to follow doctor's orders to get back to normal as soon as possible. This is because 1) Anna is an eternal victim, and being in perpetual recovery ensures that she will always have a defense against people who she feels are "bullying" her and pressuring her to not "honor" her "needs", and 2) she doesn't even have a proper normal to fight to get back to.

When most normal people go through surgeries and the subsequent physical therapy prescribed after, even on difficult days, they think about why they fight to get better: they want to go back to running around with their dogs, they want to dance at weddings, they want to squat and skip and jump so they can capture little ones with no right to be as fast as they are - that kind of stuff. But Anna has no such motivation, and in fact likely sees full recovery as a negative, even if it's subconscious on her part, because to be fully recovered means she has no business being such a fat sack of shit that never gets anything done.

This is why she's so damn invested in being "chronically ill" - just another way to escape accountability as she always has, which is a bit annoying in young kids, grating in teenagers, obnoxious in young adults and absolutely unacceptable in the middle age and beyond. She has Peter Pan syndrome worse than I've seen in a lot of cows, which is saying something when you consider who the Farms was named after.

Further, even if she does claw her way back to a semblance of normality... "normal" for Anna is completely and utterly fucked. She's been so gravitationally challenged for so long that I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't know where post-op pain ended and her standard day-to-day pain began. I could see how she would consider it a hopeless endeavor and mostly presents a happy facade to the outside world just to be left unbothered in her own waste as she drinks and snacks her way to a mortuary slab.

Her financial situation is often brought up when we like to kvetch about how unfair it is that such a stupid boatload gets to live a life of leisure and comfort, but honestly, I'd go into mountains of debt if I knew it would mean my life never turned out like Anna's. Hell, if there's a life after this one, I'd pay to make sure my next life wasn't like hers, either.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Spoiler: My Most Off Topic Post Ever.

I am fortunate to live within a days drive to one of the best University Veterinary Teaching Hospitals in the the US. And yes, they have an MRI, and NO!, they would never, ever accept human patients. They treat many types of animals from all over the Western US; from people's pets to expensive racehorses, to exotic wildlife. Their MRI machine at the time did have a larger bore than most machines so it could accommodate large animals. I provide a link to a 10 year old article and MRI machinery has exponentially improved since this was written and that particular MRI machine has been replaced, no doubt in part by donations from generous alumni.

At least in the US, the University MRI machine would NOT BE STAFFED BY A CERTIFIED MRI TECHNICIAN. An MRI tech gets quite extensive training in human anatomy and an MRI machine needs to be calibrated and inspected frequently to maintain it's safety for use on humans. And then there is the Radiologist who must be available to read the results (though nowadays that is usually contracted out and done remotely and digitally, In fact, there are certain Radiology Groups that are/were subcontracting out their diagnostics to India. Horror.

In the good ole days, it was not unknown for your referring Dr to even request specific Radiologists to take a look at the scans, because those Radiologists were known to excel at catching certain things, but now with Corporate Medicine, digitization and AI, chances are that the tech has never even met the Dr's who read the scans. No doubt, Radiologists at some point will be replaced entirely by AI.
Brave New World, indeed.

Innywho, Anna is fat and I would like to examine her digestive system under a fluoroscope while she swallows Nando's laced with barium, but I would not have sex with her.
Just me?

For anyone still reading this and who maybe interested in Veterinary MRI and the animals who were in the MRI machine at WSU, I provide an autistic link.

https://vetmed.wsu.edu/more-than-a-machine-to-our-patients-mri-is-a-life-saver/

 

[Potatis Salad]

Yes she has new excuses invisible illnesses and no she will not tell you what they are!


PS: "Diagnosises"

 

[DefCon Dumb]

MORE diagnosises? Is she playing Pokémon Diagnoses and trying to catch them all?

 

[Mydriasis]

Yes she has new excuses invisible illnesses and no she will not tell you what they are!
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PS: "Diagnosises"

She needs time to process come up with them

 

[Drive-by Farts]

So she’s digging her heels in with the Munchie arc. I guess her days of twerking on a boat near 20 somethings who are ignoring her, are already over

 

[Angry New Ager]

Yes she has new excuses invisible illnesses and no she will not tell you what they are!
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PS: "Diagnosises"

"Being diagnosed with new conditions is overwhelming and I need time to process that before I can even consider sharing my additional diagnosises with the wirld."

NPD-to-English translation: She needs to find ways to reframe those "diagnosises" so they have nothing whatsoever to do with her eating habits, and can be blamed entirely on causes completely beyond her control. She's feeling overwhelmed because she hasn't yet managed to "process" the news by finding a doctor ethically bankrupt enough to absolve her of all responsibility, and assure her that she doesn't need to drastically change her diet and/or lose weight.

 

[Trombonista]

Listening to Selena Gomez on repeat? Music for 14 year old girls. Get some taste, Anna.

How about the original Selena?

 

[keke]

She’s not saying she’s a UK 22, she’s saying she’s a US 22 and bought the UK 22 because they run big. A US 22 is a UK 26. For the people interested in her numbers.

 

[I call shenanigans]

She’s not saying she’s a UK 22, she’s saying she’s a US 22 and bought the UK 22 because they run big. A US 22 is a UK 26. For the people interested in her numbers.

There is still no way in hell a UK26 goes over her fat arse. Others have given reviews that the brand she bought, claiming it was a UK 22 in runs SMALL!

ETA: UK fashion influencer Trina Louise, who has lost a ton of weight since her gastric bypass surgery, admits her bottom half is still a UK 22-24, down from a UK 30-32, and she is significantly smaller than Anna. She was likely around Anna’s size when she had her surgery, if not smaller. Anna is lying, as always, about her size.

Trina is down from around 400lb to 220-240 (last I watched) and the same height as Anna. Anna has to be at least high 380 to 450lbs, if not higher.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Anna is lying, as always, about her size.... Anna has to be at least high 380 to 450lbs, if not higher.

She's definitely lying. She looks every bit as fat as the women on "My 600 lb Life", and at 5'10"/1.8m, she's several inches taller than most of them too. I believe she's hitting around 600 lbs/272kg. (ETA: She might be less than 600 lbs, but not by much. I believe she's at least 550 lbs/250kg).

Look at her compared to the woman in this previously posted picture. I assume the "friend" isn't a dwarf, but she looks like one standing beside Anna. And this isn't even a full frontal view of Anna; she's turned slightly sideways.

Idk who she thinks she's fooling, but we all have eyes. Size 22? No way. As many have noted, she's bigger than ever.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

I don't think she'd admit to it, but I really wonder if someone told her she's a Type 2 diabetic. Again, I have no evidence besides a gut feeling from, you know, how monstrously fat she is.

Having poor wound healing could have triggered a medical person to really sit her down and say she's not pre-diabetic or anything like that, she's legit T2D. It would also be a reason to get back on Ozempic, and right now it seems like every doctor office wants to get everyone on Ozempic so I could see them trying that angle.

Quick, someone say that T2D is completely unrelated to lifestyle factors so that she'll admit she has it.....

Chronic Lyme also feels like a strong contender. Full force munchin' play. Has she been saying she has Ehlers Danlos yet? I can't even keep up.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Has she been saying she has Ehlers Danlos yet?

Yes. But she's lying. Again.