Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Null definitely knows who Alex is. He deleted one of my posts on one of Alex’s socks and told me to “stop giving attention to retards.”
>Website dedicated to talking about retards
>The owner tells users not to talk about retards

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>Website dedicated to talking about retards
>The owner tells users not to talk about retards

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First time?

I think he means stop giving attention to retards on the site – just report them and move on. Although, in fairness, of course people are gonna deal with a retard, and particularly a retard who socks, on their own terms when reports don't give timely results or transparent feedback.
 
>Website dedicated to talking about retards
>The owner tells users not to talk about retards

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He doesn't like feeding into attention whores specifically because they sometimes LITERALLY get off to it.
Cobra, terry, Daniel Larson, a minagerè (however the fuck you spell that) either don't care, shut down with too much attention, or they like it, but only when it's positive and flip the fuck out when given negative like Cyraxx, Tophia, etc.

He mentioned on his stream that he got traumatized by a cow sending him an image of the guy cumming on his screen because of the insane amount of negative attention he got so he locked the thread.
 
Is it normal for me to want to kick this thing's face like a football?
I dunno about that, but I'm definitely having a "what the hell is that" moment.

On a more humorous note, I've heard stories where these VTuber types have occasionally been exposed as, for example, a middle aged Japanese man living in his parents' basement.
 
Before I go, here are some highlights of Alex's posts.

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Anyone who has extreme hatred against me have serious problems in life like holy shit!

They been taking my oc's and making them into retarded Trump supports, so actually I take their OC's and make them transgender and drag queens.

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Why not I steal my haters OC and make them blind, deaf, mute and limbless like in Johnny Got His Gun.

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People who harass me are extreme faggots.

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Fuck everyone who condemns me for being a "pedophile". I'm not a pedophile you fag's.

@Toji Suzuhara section.

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Toji Suzuhara had potential but wasted it all on Kiwi Farms.

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HOW THE FUCK DID TOJI SUZUHARA HAVE 8000 POSTS IN LESS THAN 1 YEAR? WHAT THE FUCK?

Lists.

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Top 5 worst KiwiFarms users.
  1. AnOminous
  2. FlamingBarghast
  3. Toji Suzuhara
  4. Balanced Boomer
  5. Sperg Spectating

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Top 5 best KiwiFarms users.
  1. Boolio96
  2. A glass of milk
  3. Samantha Prater
  4. Arkomia
  5. Freaktography

The rest.

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AnOminous is the person I hate the most. He has to die like right now for forcing me to kill myself. When he dies, I will gladly say, nigger had it coming.

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Fuck @The Cunting Death. I'd love to see him burn in an incinerator.

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Let me guess, I mention a random kiwi, does that user get pinged and does it shit on me?

Let's see.

@ToroidalBoat

I am sure Toroidal Boat would shoot me with a shotgun.

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KiwiFarms is still stuck in Eoarchean. That's around 4 billion years ago. Like 50,000x further back than North Sentinal Island.
 
>Website dedicated to talking about retards
>The owner tells users not to talk about retards

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me any time I reply to the skibidi farms thread. It always gets deleted no matter what I say. I say one thing and get his with "don't reply to retardsd" x10000
Top 5 best KiwiFarms users.
One of the best users is the literal retard Samantha Prator. LMAO, fucking LMAO. literal tears. The user who spams videos no one watches is one of the best users LMAO
 
Nothing to do with the thread at all, but would love to see Alex's piss poor attempt at an animal doodle. C'mon Alex, you say you're a great artist, doodle an animal like this
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I even left the lines in to make it easier to copy without tracing!

Edit: anyone care if I post a pic of it digitally edited for funsies? I like sharing shit but don't wanna derail too hard.
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Get fucked Alex you still draw handwrite like a child.
 
One of the best users is the literal retard Samantha Prator. LMAO, fucking LMAO. literal tears. The user who spams videos no one watches is one of the best users LMAO

Now that's blatantly not true. I distinctly remember watching a video she posted here showing off her grotesque penis. There's no way I could unsee that, no matter how hard I try.
 
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