DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

Current stream is very grim he is begging for interaction and singing randomly. He makes Yakuza look like the worst shit ever made.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil really is one of the whitest niggers around. He can't sit still for a cutscene longer than 5 minutes. He can't focus on tips and shout outs, because he's trying to catch a cat in Suikoden. He'll fucking talk or sing over everything and fucking whine that something isn't entertaining enough for him. What are the fucking requirements to get someone sectioned for not being mentally competent to look after themselves.

Current stream is very grim he is begging for interaction and singing randomly. He makes Yakuza look like the worst shit ever made.

He's gotten close to falling asleep during every Yakuza/LAD he's streamed. He's bad at holding games and making them entertaining, but recently, with his increase in impatience and need to speedrun (yet also dawdle) shit, it's gotten worse. I'm not sure why, but he's also bad at characters dying; the girl's dad, and he'll pause to bitch, and whine over it like a fucking retard and pretend he's being serious. Meanwhile he's probably forgotten he was up for pissing in Sniper Wolf's mouth when she was dying in MGS1. I don't know if I've become less tolerant or if he's just gotten worse, but I'm having less of a time putting up with his shit.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

So... now that Wings is fired from Lolcow Live after shoving his wife live, can we expect Phil to take his place?

No, Phil rage is way less explosive than Wings but he makes up very nicely for being a piggybacker until it's too late. Phil would get kicked out in half a year.

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

Ralph declares TOTAL CHEMO CASINO AMNESTY.
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How does this bode for Smark Guys? Casino Alogs are so gay and dented that they turned Ralph (for now).

 

[Seaside Ronin]

So... now that Wings is fired from Lolcow Live after shoving his wife live, can we expect Phil to take his place?

Keem will finally have Phil as one of his slaves

 

[Kheapathic]

How does this bode for Smark Guys? Casino Alogs are so gay and dented that they turned Ralph (for now).

Lucid Ralph is more of an exception than the rule. He may behave for a stream or two, and whether because he decides he can be drunk/high on stream or just something happens and The Casino laugh at him in just the right way, he'll burn everything down.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I don't know if I've become less tolerant or if he's just gotten worse, but I'm having less of a time putting up with his shit.

I am 100% sure that he has gotten worse. If you look at his 2012 - 2016 playthroughs he is nowhere near this insane and he'll try to complete the game even if he is bad at it (for reference there is a video from Mighty D comparing his 2012 Lollipop Chainsaw walkthrough with his 2025 revisit).

Also note that the behavior you described is when he is getting donations on streams; if he goes through at least 2 days in a row without his audience paying him 150 bucks he'll say the game is boring (or he "enjoyed the game" but he can't because nobody is supporting) and drop it.

 

[PieceofShet]

So... now that Wings is fired from Lolcow Live after shoving his wife live, can we expect Phil to take his place?

That shit was so fake, when I saw the clip, this was my first thought too.

 

[Kheapathic]

NiggerTierPhil decides the Pirate sidestory is good; despite ignoring the dude's death and his daughter at the beginning, even whining over the beginning, then spamming through a lot of the text because he says he doesn't need to read it, and now he thinks its good, because it's power-leveling him and he cites being able to just power through the rest of the game when he returns to the main story. I've met goldfish with a better memory than you, fucking kill yourself faggot.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So... now that Wings is fired from Lolcow Live after shoving his wife live, can we expect Phil to take his place?

No. Phil would have to go outside to do what Wingo did.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So this would certainly seem to complicate Ralph going after KC on Phil’s behalf…


I’ve been wondering if Ralph and Mersh were dispatched by KC to fuck with Phil. (Phil mentioned that he had been contacted by potential collaborators…though of course he lies.) Ralph announcing a truce doesn’t support that, of course.

Perspicacity is now on the long list with Cog for potential Phil collaborators once Ralph and he have inevitably fallen out.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Unrepentant Null ballwasher here. I cut my teeth in the dsp board when I first signed up 5 years ago. Even back then it was weirdly insular, lots of gate keeping as if dsp lore was some sort of holy relic, and actively hostile to outsiders who poked their head in. The bank leaks were a good time to tap out and so many other lolcows were far more interesting. Dsp is literally a reset to 0 every episode sitcom and you guys are tidally locked to him. The old guard has mostly left, but I do see some older names still active, and the people who replaced them were radioactive shitdicks, weren't a bunch of you and a mod actively monitizing fucking with Phil, and when you got spanked you wailed against the imaginary bars of your imaginary cage? Every time dsp gets a rare feature, you guys just collectively groan because all those fag on the KF will start messing with your shit, never seeming to realize exactly where you are, and actively antagonizing the dude who spends actual money to give you people a place to sit and goon about dsp. Power dump your negrates on me, I can take it. It's nice to look back and see how far you've come.

Disagree, when he was having his monster cope session with RTU the other day people were calling for feature. I don’t know who these people are who make you think we’re insular, as long as people come in and aren’t shit stirring faggots anyone is welcome.

I browse features here and there but I don’t drop my 2¢ on a topic about how I don’t personally see the appeal of BMJ because if I don’t have anything worth saying, I don’t say it. But some people evidently don’t have upper brain functions and just react to stimulus and say whatever brain damaged shit they feel like, which, of course, riles people up, and then for some reason we get the flak for being non receptive to retards.

It’s like if I owned a sandwich shop, all right?

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

So this would certainly seem to complicate Ralph going after KC on Phil’s behalf…

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I’ve been wondering if Ralph and Mersh were dispatched by KC to fuck with Phil. (Phil mentioned that he had been contacted by potential collaborators…though of course he lies.) Ralph announcing a truce doesn’t support that, of course.

Perspicacity is now on the long list with Cog for potential Phil collaborators once Ralph and he have inevitably fallen out.

It does lend credence to theories of the casino running gayops on/with Phil to milk content. I can’t imagine Ralph being handled by the casino in any way – not only because of the ragepig’s nature – but also the Casino’s policy of ignoring or distancing themselves from the activities of their alogs. If you don’t have to interact with Ralph other than laughing at him for paypigbux then you’ll never (hopefully) have to deal with the ragepig’s clapback at a later date, assuming he can even strike back at anyone these days. The Fuck Warski Festival was a total stinker, all Ralph’s fault. I’d also say the gay Iranian knows better than to even think about interacting with Phil.

 

[Phillsa Negger]

I'm sorry, I really don't know the obscure DSP universe characters. Who is Perspicacity?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I'm sorry, I really don't know the obscure DSP universe characters. Who is Perspicacity?

Someone involved with Ethan Ralph that he just had a falling out with. Editor or co-host or something like that.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I'm sorry, I really don't know the obscure DSP universe characters. Who is Perspicacity?

Persip is Sektur, which is why you don't know him. He was once PPP's number two, but got mad about Kino Casino and went to Ralph to become to new Gator. Ralph always treated him like shit and called him a pdf, but he kept sticking around. Ralph burnt the bridge with Persip the other day, but they'll likely get back together.

So this would certainly seem to complicate Ralph going after KC on Phil’s behalf…

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I’ve been wondering if Ralph and Mersh were dispatched by KC to fuck with Phil. (Phil mentioned that he had been contacted by potential collaborators…though of course he lies.) Ralph announcing a truce doesn’t support that, of course.

Perspicacity is now on the long list with Cog for potential Phil collaborators once Ralph and he have inevitably fallen out.

This peace shit never lasts with Ralph. He did it with Null after Ralph burnt the bridge with America First, only to burn the bridge with Null again once Null kept covering Ralph on MATI cause Ralph is a fuck up.

 

[Phillsa Negger]

Ah, so it's a gay crossover episode. Got it, tx.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's back on Suikoden, and it's time for Teo to claim Pahn's head.

Edit: And chat is now guiding him to characters to recruit; and he's missed Jeane, despite running around Antei twice.

I personally can't wait until he gets to Chop Suey-koden 2. Why?

BOLGAN IS JUST LIKE ME FRFR!!

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

If you go by what DSP said before the Yakuza stream he has been doing his own thumbnails, whoever was doing it for free did for at least 1 year. I know Darziak used to do his throwback stuff but did he also do the thumbnails?

 

[neger psykolog]

Ah, so it's a gay crossover episode. Got it, tx.

Fastest way to alienate even more people is for the writers to introduce dozens of side characters that no one knows whatsoever. Sad because they were on quite a roll for the last 17 seasons.