Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

I can’t find Nick’s full set, just a short clip Balldo’s Gate posted.

I checked the thread around the time it happened and found nothing but this and a post with (edit: fixed DMCA) on it so I have to assume he DMCA struck all the clips that were uploaded here,

Our distinguished superuser @SaddamLanza still has a local archive open for bidding:


[X] [A]

Just post it all here, king, and all will be forgiven. There's 2 KNU in it for you to sweeten the pot, I pinky-Toe swear.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's a shitty liar. There's literally no other way to interpret "I tried to die" other than a suicide attempt.

It's his typical faggy Rekieta Maneuver you can see coming from a mile away. Say something, but when called out on it, claim you didn't actually say it. "You never know what cops bring into your house." "Are you saying they planted the drugs?" "I didn't say that!"

Imagine having to deal with this fag in person where you can't just turn off the screen if he gets too faggy.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I still can't believe he just stopped paying his mortgage. You would have to be so checked out of your own financial situation to just not realize you aren't paying your most important bill for months.

 

[Strix454]

I can’t find Nick’s full set, just a short clip Balldo’s Gate posted. All I remember was how nervous and unfunny it was.

Is everyone talking about his comedy set in St. Cloud? I've got a 47 minute version of it. Its in 1080 & around 625 MB and I've never tried to upload anything that big here. I could downscale it. Advice appreciated on what to upload if people really want it.

 

[Captain Manning]

What a thin-skinned faggot Nick is. It’s so amazing you never want anyone to see it, faggot? Sounds legit, faggot.

No, in this case, it's actually not that. It's that he wanted it to be a Locals exclusive. Same with his cooking shit.

First of all, he's an asshole, but secondly, he probably desperately needs some actual income that doesn't come from mom and dad.

I checked the thread around the time it happened and found nothing but this and a post with (edit: fixed DMCA) on it so I have to assume he DMCA struck all the clips that were uploaded here,

If he filed a DMCA with the Farms, we would have heard about it. Null is pretty transparent about that, and shares all such notices (i.e. Acerthorn) in the Take that off the goddamned Internet! subforum.

What likely happened is simply nobody uploaded the full thing here.

And given that Nick is such a copyright cuck now, if it ever were uploaded, somebody might have to edit it to be transformative in some way.

Is everyone talking about his comedy set in St. Cloud? I've got a 47 minute version of it. Its in 1080 & around 625 MB and I've never tried to upload anything that big here. I could downscale it. Advice appreciated on what to upload if people really want it.

See above. I would recommend making a post in TTS to see what they say. That's what I've done in the past if it involves something that I suspect might cause an administrative headache.

 

[SargonF00t]

Is everyone talking about his comedy set in St. Cloud? I've got a 47 minute version of it. Its in 1080 & around 625 MB and I've never tried to upload anything that big here. I could downscale it. Advice appreciated on what to upload if people really want it.

Create a rumble account and upload it to rumble.

 

[Folgers Can]

Is everyone talking about his comedy set in St. Cloud? I've got a 47 minute version of it. Its in 1080 & around 625 MB and I've never tried to upload anything that big here. I could downscale it. Advice appreciated on what to upload if people really want it.

See above. I would recommend making a post in TTS to see what they say. That's what I've done in the past if it involves something that I suspect might cause an administrative headache.

Create a rumble account and upload it to rumble.

Some dude put it in a mega link that was just tweeted at Zumock if it'd save the trouble:

https://mega.nz/file/4z8zAZKZ#h3tJXVI6mjs-b7OGlvYI7tKva2wezTgCZ2js_588OXg

I've got a shrunk version encoding slowly but would rather not get struck. Exactly how much "transformative content" would have to be slapped on for it to stick around?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

It really now just comes down to who is going to play Colonel Fitts' role in the denouement of Nick's fantasy?
Just have to keep him from drunk driving the Rustang into a tree long enough for it to become a reality.

Pretty sure in "American Beauty 2: Rekieta Redeux Gay Balldoloo", Nick leaves the underage girl with Melton and runs off with Colonel Fitts. Like the Sopranos ending, the viewer isn't told which of his children murders him. The scene abruptly closes during a meal so it isn't clear whether skelly is unalived because of his slimy coke balldowhoring with April, Jamaicans and Mandy, his multiple gay romps with men that aren't his wife or just over the disgusting slop he makes and forces them to eat. In the post-credits scene we learn he died from Raccoon AIDs.

 

[Major]

Which law school did Nick attend? Because he's Thomas M. Cooley caliber.
The Minnesota State Bar Exam must be a cakewalk compared to California.

you collect all 12 tokens in a cereal box and send them off. You'll get your certificate in 7 working days

 

[Captain Manning]

I've got a shrunk version encoding slowly but would rather not get struck. Exactly how much "transformative content" would have to be slapped on for it to stick around?

IANAL, and would be concerned any answer I would give you might be wrong. That's why I suggested starting a TTS thread. If you have never done that before, go to the main page, scroll down to Talk to Staff, and you will allowed to create a post only staff can see.

Because, ultimately, Null is the one that would service the DMCA if you upload it here. He has given (somewhat vague) instructions to make things transformative so he has a foothold on fighting back. A recent example of this is the Acerthorn incident, which involved a DMCA takedown demand he had no choice but to honor.

Nick, much like Stabby, is a absolute faggot, but he still retains certain intellectual property rights unfortunately.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick, much like Stabby, is an absolute faggot, but he still retains certain intellectual property rights unfortunately.

I’m not suggesting that we create a PITA for Null, but man it would be funny to force Faggot Nick to invoke those rights. Faggot.

 

[Folgers Can]

IANAL, and would be concerned any answer I would give you might be wrong. That's why I suggested starting a TTS thread.

Done. Fortunately Nick has gone on the record assuring all the world that one particular transformation always demonstrates why a given video is not actually his, so let's see if he decides to prove himself wrong:

 

[Sneed Force One]

Done. Fortunately Nick has gone on the record assuring all the world that one particular transformation always demonstrates why a given video is not actually his, so let's see if he decides to prove himself wrong:

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Uh oh! A Wuddahmark! This isn't my intellectual property!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've got a 47 minute version of it

Am I misremembering or did Faggot Nick run the light and steal stage time from the other comics that night? Absolutely nobody but his masochist degen pals wanted a fucking four minute set from this faggot, let alone 47.

 

[Schizneed]

I still can't believe he just stopped paying his mortgage. You would have to be so checked out of your own financial situation to just not realize you aren't paying your most important bill for months.

I can't believe he never paid the house off with all the money he made.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I wonder what exactly sparks those twitter spergouts, is it him starting drinking/doing whatever he's doing and gaining courage to lie, or when he's sobering up he realizes how much he fucked up so he feels the need to correct the record, tho why, i still can't grasp, he can't be retarded enough to belive there's comming back to cozy "lawsplaining the interweb".

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Uh oh! A Wuddahmark! This isn't my intellectual property!

Nick is on record saying a watermark is transformative and makes it unrecognizable (oh please, let him strike so his words can be thrown back at him).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder what exactly sparks those twitter spergouts

A desperate need for attention and dopamine hits, as well as an aversion to engaging with his five children or wife in any meaningful way.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Done. Fortunately Nick has gone on the record assuring all the world that one particular transformation always demonstrates why a given video is not actually his, so let's see if he decides to prove himself wrong:

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I forced myself to sit through the 30 minutes of footage, what a fucking disaster of a set. Just racist comment after racist comment without a premise, set-up and punchline. There is no twists or redirects.

Don't get me wrong, I criticise every Shecklestein in Manhattan. But he presents it so fucking terribly. His tone is flat, there's no humorous inflections, he stares at his fucking shoes almost the entire time.

The audience gave him a pass because it's a crowd of faggots Dick Masterson / Lawtube / Chrissy Myers adjacent cocksuckers and/or rug-munchers. This child drugging cuckold wouldn't be invited back at any real comedy club. Not for the content, just for the sheer mediocrity of the delivery.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I can't believe he never paid the house off with all the money he made.

It's even dumber than that. He owned that house free and clear thanks to mommy and daddy. He didn't take out the mortgage until April 2022, which was post Rittenhouse and around the time of the Johnny Depp shit (ie the height of his grfting fame). There was literally no reason to even have the mortgage except for coke and hooker money financial leverage that we're all too dumb and prudish and poor to understand.