Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Luna hates niggers]

Have any of y'all looked at his tiktok? I don't know how to archive all this shit but I have his videos saved. While he hasn't actually updated since November his posts are his ugly art with edgy music. Also NaggotFigger out here constantly updating us with really awesome renditions and redraws of Alex's art at an alarming speed. Could you give some advice please?

 

[PaperRoads]

Can anyone take over archiving duties for today? I didn't sleep well lol.

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How do I deter the extremist faggots of KiwiFarms?

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Fresa and Kiwi are no longer copyrighted by LolcowLLC. It's copyrighted by me, so pay me royalties.

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I leave Mexico in 4 days, I really don't have time or money to drive to Merida from Puerto Vallarta to meet Ethan Ralph. However, I'll try and get in contact with him and we can discuss how we can shut down KiwiFarms. Then again, KiwiFarm is likely going to lose protection and go under in a few months anyways.

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Let's make a joke.

Where will Kiwi Farms end up in 5 years. Bought up by Bill Gates.

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Here's another joke. Why can't Joshua Conner Moon get to heaven? It's because he's so fat he broke the stairway to heaven!

 

[PositiveMonk]

I leave Mexico in 4 days, I really don't have time or money to drive to Merida from Puerto Vallarta to meet Ethan Ralph. However, I'll try and get in contact with him and we can discuss how we can shut down KiwiFarms. Then again, KiwiFarm is likely going to lose protection and go under in a few months anyways.

I opened this in GIMP(lol) to remove the arms and make it relevant to this thread, but then I remembered I'm not a pedophile with a disgusting fetish. Alex please fucking kill yourself already. Stop being a tease.

 

[Rango Dango]

Here's another joke. Why can't Joshua Conner Moon get to heaven? It's because he's so fat he broke the stairway to heaven!

Oh, I got one as well!
Why did Alex cross the road? He didn't, he was too busy checking his thread on KiwiFarms

 

[Manuel Noriega]

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CallmeCicada and Manuel Noriega tries to construct a nuclear bomb but end up dying in the process, lol.

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Right after I made your new PFP as well, @CallmeCicada

 

[Please fucking kill me]

Fresa and Kiwi are no longer copyrighted by LolcowLLC. It's copyrighted by me, so pay me royalties.

This retard has single handedly rekindled my love for making shitty little doodles. I love crawling under your skin Alex.

 

[Xev]

What exactly does he think pig tits can do to get this site shutdown? Sure the gunt can point you in the right direction if you're looking for some AIDS or the clap but that's about the extent of his skill set.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

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CallmeCicada and Manuel Noriega tries to construct a nuclear bomb but end up dying in the process, lol.

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Right after I made your new PFP as well, @CallmeCicada

1000WTD is a pretty based show, i won't lie. Hell, in the UK version, they actually dropped the tranny word on TV. Can't get any more based than that.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

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Vihaan KiwiFarms

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Kiwi Farms が嫌いです

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I speak Russian better than IKOL. IKOL is an antiglot, he doesn't know how to communicate and uses his mom to communicate for him.

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I'm not a retard god damn it!

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I had serious dedication learning languages until these faggots on KiwiFarms keep bullying and trolling the shit out of me.

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Paper Roads leaked my pictures, why, you wanna jerk off to it? The problem isn't that these pictures are public, the problem is this is being used against me.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I had serious dedication learning languages until these faggots on KiwiFarms keep bullying and trolling the shit out of me.

And your attempts were shit, more than likely resorting to google translate.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

"I'm not a retard god damn it!" -Retarded Pedophile

This idiot single handedly justifies the existance of MAID.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Right after I made your new PFP as well, @CallmeCicada

Thank you, Alex. You made me laugh. I find this all rather pathetic, please continue. I am enjoying myself.

 

[PaperRoads]

Paper Roads leaked my pictures, why, you wanna jerk off to it? The problem isn't that these pictures are public, the problem is this is being used against me.

I wonder why these pictures are used against you. Maybe it's because they show that you have fucked-up fetishes (that's putting it lightly), and deep down you know it too.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I wonder why these pictures are used against you. Maybe it's because they show that you have fucked-up fetishes (that's putting it lightly), and deep down you know it too.

He did condem Nikolas Talbott as a pedofile for looking at lolicon. Wonder why he won't answer my question, still almost 2 days later. But he he has plenty of time to write some fiction about me and Manuel. So it's not like he hasn't read my post asking him about it.

 

[PaperRoads]

He has plenty of time to write some fiction about me and Manuel. So it's not like he hasn't read my post asking him about it.

He's written plenty of fiction about us, I didn't think they were worth showing because they were just unrelated clips with Alex saying: [Insert Kiwi Here] dying because [Insert Reason Here]. It got kinda repetitive after the first few times.

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[CallmeCicada]

@PaperRoads
You own a water bed? Amazing.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why do I get to be eaten by a dinosaur? Is it because I (allegedly) have a Precambrian brain?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Bigmad Strikes Again.

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Silly Alex, you're too mentally unstable to get a gun up here and everyone's seen how bad you are with a blade, bud.

 

[slungus22]

Alex can you stop spamming your deviant art account? It’s annoying to archive each one of them

 

[PaperRoads]

I saw that nobody posted this.

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I'm not a retarded pedophile. KiwiFarms is.

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Actual 5 yo argument.

"No I'm not, you are!"

You'd think he'd look like this:


Instead, he looks like this and is 25 years old, by the way: