Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[a hapless toad]

Daleks have more mobility than the Cunt of Cornwall

Especially since they can get up stairs now.

 

[Thankgodimnot]

The trotters be trotting... look @ that thing

 

[goat sneed]

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literally shaped like a tank

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

What should be a wrist looks like a vajoina. It can be added to the "Guess the body part" game.

 

[Tiresome]

Being covered in her own shit is just a bad Tuesday to Chantal.

And a GREAT Tuesday to Salah Al-Rafae of Kuwait City, Kuwait.

 

[BlueIvysAssistant]

Somebody could use the dimensions of her cell phone that she is holding up in the shadow and then figure out some measurements to find out her area and ask ai what that would be in pounds of a morbidly obese person of her size and stature and we might be able to get an idea of her volume if you will? I’m not math enough or methed enough to do these calculations but if somebody wanted to put the time into it and had fun and it was easy that would be interesting to know.

Maybe we could get that Asian kid on Tiktok who calculates peoples' heights by using things like the socks they're wearing or a soda can in the background to calculate her rotundness? It's time for him to branch out anyway.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Somebody could use the dimensions of her cell phone that she is holding up in the shadow and then figure out some measurements to find out her area and ask ai what that would be in pounds of a morbidly obese person of her size and stature and we might be able to get an idea of her volume if you will? I’m not math enough or methed enough to do these calculations but if somebody wanted to put the time into it and had fun and it was easy that would be interesting to know.

IDK what phone she has and shadows stretch weird.
Average size bag of cat food for the size she bought (pics are on her community page here is 12 inches tall by 8 inches wide.

Spoiler: and here so she can't just delete it

Math:
π × 21 ≈ 3.1416 × 21 ≈ 65.97
π × 22 ≈ 3.1416 × 22 ≈ 69.12

So, she's between 66 and 69 inches around at the waist, add a few more if you want to know her hip circumference. And she claims to be between 5'1 and 5'3 which would be 61 or 63 inches, so she is literally bigger around than she is tall.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The trotters be trotting... look @ that thing
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I have never seen such distension of a hand before in my life. Her hand has more fat on it then I have on my gut.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Not even worth the kilobits but she made a community post. It's about the Jews or something.

Spoiler: text

Joose

 

[ZB927]

That filthy shifty smug-ass look she gave that truck driver when he went by.

That describes my second-favorite picture of Chins

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

IDK what phone she has and shadows stretch weird.
Average size bag of cat food for the size she bought (pics are on her community page here is 12 inches tall by 8 inches wide.

Spoiler: and here so she can't just delete it

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Math:
π × 21 ≈ 3.1416 × 21 ≈ 65.97
π × 22 ≈ 3.1416 × 22 ≈ 69.12

So, she's between 66 and 69 inches around at the waist, add a few more if you want to know her hip circumference. And she claims to be between 5'1 and 5'3 which would be 61 or 63 inches, so she is literally bigger around than she is tall.

Lol she’s literally a chode, head and all

 

[Stephan Kang]

The look on the cat's face is the same one a tiger makes before it rips a villager's head off.

Inshallah Julia summons her ancestors soon.

Not even worth the kilobits but she made a community post. It's about the Jews or something.
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Spoiler: text

Joose[/SPOILE

 

[pooterino]

Somebody could use the dimensions of her cell phone that she is holding up in the shadow and then figure out some measurements to find out her area and ask ai what that would be in pounds of a morbidly obese person of her size and stature and we might be able to get an idea of her volume if you will? I’m not math enough or methed enough to do these calculations but if somebody wanted to put the time into it and had fun and it was easy that would be interesting to know.

Sigh...

Spoiler: dumb but i'm bored

Kay so an adult human skull is 140mm or so in width. Times five:

Take that, figure out circumference from diameter, that's 2200mm or about 86.6 inches. Ask an AI:

Unsurprisingly for anyone here, I'd say "probably around at least 410 pounds, more likely 440 elbees"

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Unsurprisingly for anyone here, I'd say "probably around at least 410 pounds, more likely 440 elbees"

Welcome fren, and that is a banger of a first post!
May you long find yourself among the treasured autists here on the Farms.

 

[a hapless toad]

Sigh...

Spoiler: dumb but i'm bored

Kay so an adult human skull is 140mm or so in width. Times five:

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Take that, figure out circumference from diameter, that's 2200mm or about 86.6 inches. Ask an AI:

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Unsurprisingly for anyone here, I'd say "probably around at least 410 pounds, more likely 440 elbees"

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She claims to be 5'1" or 61 inches. That may affect your final estimate.

Note: I have calculated her height several times over the years and I remain convinced she is 4'11" on a good day.

Also welcome new fren!

 

[Tiresome]

Note: I have calculated her height several times over the years and I remain convinced she is 4'11" on a good day.

I mean, imagine the compressive pressure carrying around wheelbarrows full of lard has on her spine and joints. She could EASILY have lost two inches in that time, if not more.

 

[ReverseStarfish]

Live streams have never been consistent. It's just a crippling addiction, second only to food.

Wow, the entitlement. Was she planning to attack the bus with the wooden spoon she uses to scare her kids into obedience?



And we got these before the War Thunder forums.

Lol, she's not Amy Ramadan, she just always envied her style.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Sigh...

Spoiler: dumb but i'm bored

Kay so an adult human skull is 140mm or so in width. Times five:

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Take that, figure out circumference from diameter, that's 2200mm or about 86.6 inches. Ask an AI:

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Unsurprisingly for anyone here, I'd say "probably around at least 410 pounds, more likely 440 elbees"

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Now that’s what I call a first post. Hello new fren!

Also - trying to get Chantal’s actual “waist” measurement is so funny to me because where would you put the measuring tape? Tailors are scratching their heads around the world.

I’m pretty sure the measurements would be within an inch of each other but imagine eating your waist away so that you are a literal sphere.
And this is a pic from years ago, so I’m sure her girth has only expanded from this.

 

[Neko GF]

FAJITAS MUKBANG​

(03/24/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GgOsZ68dSrI

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Look how happy it is. At least the trotters and mouth are greased up for Salad's business meeting later.