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I wonder if future troons will start trying to replicate the aesthetic of mid-to-late 2000's games, i.e Half-Life, Halo, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., the works, maybe it'll be too hard for them since it requires more effort than just low poly models, low quality textures, and zero antialiasing all the while requiring a GTX 1070. STALKER is especially a sore spot for me since the new game is just generic ubisoft slop, and of course on UE5 so it looks like every other dime-a-dozen modern shooter.
same with the PS1 fad , its never gonna be based on the most high effort games of that generation, its gonna be bottom tier and stuff that aged poorly where they get their visual cues. so less Stalker and more like Bullet Witch , Sonic 06 or whatever.
 
I've been playing ultrakill since it was a demo on itch.io, i loved when it was just a niche lazy shitty "ps1 style" movement shooter but it became apparent after act 2 that the dev was trying to appeal to tranny coomers. now the game is stuck in early access hell and hakita is way too busy jerking off to shotas on xitter to actually work on the game.
 
has pseudoregalia been mentioned? the dev smells like troon from a mile away even though i don't know for sure it if is.

The main character is furry coomer bait , you can't even google the name without rule 34 showing up. Resetera and the usual twitter trannies love this game, there's even an official fumo style plush for the character which usually implies HRT involvement.
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Since there's more chance the tranny dev sees this post than somewhere else I'd put my review here, and just say the game sucks balls. Main issue is that the game is a shit metroidvanina, biggest case is that it has areas with blue vines that look like the usual "need ability to climb vines ability" so I just ignored areas with them, only to discover later you are meant to the vines and just climb around. So doing it missed a powerup that makes platforming a lot easier and instead somehow made through 95% of the game with incredibly difficult precise jumps, wasting my fucking time until I looked at a guide and found it out. Also the final battle and ending suck balls.

Game itself is bad nostalgia bait by someone who think retro games are Dark Souls platformers with blocky graphics.
 
Probably late but yes, New Blood is infested and the industry is probably ram-packed with similar parallels.

The Rise of The Triad sourceport is mostly handled by a trooner gooner. I especially 'appreciate' the collusion with Civvie to ensure the marketing of it was oversaturated with the three voice lines in the whole game. Very epic, Reddit.

Also Amid Evil has some absolutely dogshit design decisions that The Usual Suspects laud to high heaven.
For example, fuck all of Foundry; I love having my gameplay slowed to a tedious crawl because of the need to platform in first person.
 
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I feel nothing.
 
I wonder if future troons will start trying to replicate the aesthetic of mid-to-late 2000's games, i.e Half-Life, Halo, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., the works, maybe it'll be too hard for them since it requires more effort than just low poly models, low quality textures, and zero antialiasing all the while requiring a GTX 1070. STALKER is especially a sore spot for me since the new game is just generic ubisoft slop, and of course on UE5 so it looks like every other dime-a-dozen modern shooter.
On the topic of trannies moving on to 7th gen/late 2000's game graphics and artstyle: I don't think it will happen.
Trannies and soyboys hate the 7th gen because it was an era of gaming that catered almost totally to late 2000's western college dudebros, it was almost entirely defined by gritty realistic games with guns and violence, hot straight chicks, racism and shittalking in online lobbies and almost no colorful or furry games anywhere except a few ultra-normie Nintendo games with shitty motion controls. As you may imagine, it was basically purgatory for those types. They seethe at that era in gaming to this day (and i'm saying this as someone who hated it back then) and hell, if you look at some of the design trends of big AAA games today, it really feels like they're overcompensating for the perceived wrongs of those times. Replacing the individualistic action man hero for groups of woke MCs, pissfilter and brown-n'-bloom for overblown cartoon bright color palettes with no cohesion, and hollywood grit with marvel style quips breaking any serious moments. They really don't want the 7th gen to happen again and that's why i don't see them touching late 2000's vidya.
 
On the topic of trannies moving on to 7th gen/late 2000's game graphics and artstyle: I don't think it will happen.
Trannies and soyboys hate the 7th gen because it was an era of gaming that catered almost totally to late 2000's western college dudebros, it was almost entirely defined by gritty realistic games with guns and violence, hot straight chicks, racism and shittalking in online lobbies and almost no colorful or furry games anywhere except a few ultra-normie Nintendo games with shitty motion controls. As you may imagine, it was basically purgatory for those types. They seethe at that era in gaming to this day (and i'm saying this as someone who hated it back then) and hell, if you look at some of the design trends of big AAA games today, it really feels like they're overcompensating for the perceived wrongs of those times. Replacing the individualistic action man hero for groups of woke MCs, pissfilter and brown-n'-bloom for overblown cartoon bright color palettes with no cohesion, and hollywood grit with marvel style quips breaking any serious moments. They really don't want the 7th gen to happen again and that's why i don't see them touching late 2000's vidya.
You're thinking way too much into this, man. It's my turn to think about troon motivation.
Trannies hate their past selves, right? Their bodies, who they were, how they talked, and what things they played. And to (to us) make the world a worse place or to (to them) justify why they liked something, they have to fully troonify it. It's a perpetual chronological wave of troonification, it's only a matter of time before they reach everything you and also they loved. There's plenty of troons that love Postal. Them seething at something in the past gives them more reason to troonify it. Anything you, as a non-mainstream nerd liked, they will have liked too, which is why something like NBA2k will never get troonified; it was just outside the demographic. But Halo, Half-life 2, CoDBlOps? Definite troonification material. All of those are simply too high budget to do the whole thing, so they'll be shitposts or zero effort erotica, or something like that hastily retrofitted Girlypop game earlier in the thread. If DOOM hasn't escaped them, I don't see why every other chad shooter should. It's just too early yet.
 
On the topic of trannies moving on to 7th gen/late 2000's game graphics and artstyle: I don't think it will happen.
Trannies and soyboys hate the 7th gen because it was an era of gaming that catered almost totally to late 2000's western college dudebros, it was almost entirely defined by gritty realistic games with guns and violence, hot straight chicks, racism and shittalking in online lobbies and almost no colorful or furry games anywhere except a few ultra-normie Nintendo games with shitty motion controls. As you may imagine, it was basically purgatory for those types. They seethe at that era in gaming to this day (and i'm saying this as someone who hated it back then) and hell, if you look at some of the design trends of big AAA games today, it really feels like they're overcompensating for the perceived wrongs of those times. Replacing the individualistic action man hero for groups of woke MCs, pissfilter and brown-n'-bloom for overblown cartoon bright color palettes with no cohesion, and hollywood grit with marvel style quips breaking any serious moments. They really don't want the 7th gen to happen again and that's why i don't see them touching late 2000's vidya.

Well, that sort of shit hasn't stopped the troons from getting their grimes on things like Doom or Warhammer 40k (the latter especially, 40k is a giant middle finger to everything progressives, troons especially, hold dear. One of the four Satans in that universe is a personification of troondom)
 
for $35.99
Pyro viewers will be filtered due to pricing, Redditors will be filtered by the game having mechanics, troons will kill themselves when they cant make a character that mirrors them.
:lossmanjack:Ville will die destitute if he keeps going this way, how are youtubers supposed to view farm with this?
In all seriousness, seems like it was made with more sincerity and attention than cruelty squad which looked to be 75% shit that Ville thought was funny or easy to do in a project he did to learn a new language and engine, I'll have to pirate it later.
 
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1907590/Psycho_Patrol_R/
New skitzocore from the developer of Cruelty Squad just dropped for $35.99. Are there any troonisms? You tell me, this ain't my Europa. Chances are no, but troons sure love schizocore.
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You can actually tell what is going on just by screenshots. Even after playing Cruelty Squad the style is trying too hard to the point it's an eyesore which if that is the point maybe don't make that point with something that is a visual medium. The fact that i can see what is happening alone in the game makes me slightly interested.
 
Pyro viewers will be filtered due to pricing, Redditors will be filtered by the game having mechanics, troons will kill themselves when they cant make a character that mirrors them.
:lossmanjack:Ville will die destitute if he keeps going this way, how are youtubers supposed to view farm with this?
In all seriousness, seems like it was made with more sincerity and attention than cruelty squad which looked to be 75% shit that Ville thought was funny or easy to do in a project he did to learn a new language and engine, I'll have to pirate it later.
Sweet! It dropped a week early!
Oh boy! I can't wait to make my robot turn on it's E.T. field!
E.T. go come! E.T. go come!

E: Very proud to confirm the long awaited return of fleshrats.
 
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