Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

unclestryker said:
It takes a certain kind of vigilance, to watch thirty pages for two and half years @Matthew Moulton.
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He's been doing exactly the same thing since literally 96 or so. Over 20 years. Everything including the retarded COCK SLAP thing has been the same since then. He's that much of a mongoloid. You can't actually outlast him, because he has absolutely nothing else to do but act like a Markov bot.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's been doing exactly the same thing since literally 96 or so. Over 20 years. Everything including the exceptional COCK SLAP thing has been the same since then. He's that much of a mongoloid. You can't actually outlast him, because he has absolutely nothing else to do but act like a Markov bot.
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Couldn't of said it any better myself.

And it's frustrating, cause he's funny for a while, but then he just keeps running at the mouth, trying to get the last word in.

And he doesn't leave unless he is forced too!

He's so desperate to show himself as something that a waste of space.
 
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unclestryker said:
It takes a certain kind of vigilance, to watch thirty pages for two and half years @Matthew Moulton.
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Nice revisionist history there, kiddo! : D

I actually created a whole other thread, on a whole other topic, but YOU KIDS are the ones that merged/reopened THIS thread... meaning you kids are the ones who have been obsessing over this thread (and me) for "over two and a half years"... like... wow, I bet you even got it down to the DAY!

And not just here either. On several different instances now I've attempted to engage in other threads, posting entirely on topic for those threads and actively avoiding most external discussion... but YOU KIDS... you're like a rabid dog with a bone! You just can't help yourselves from following me around on every other thread on this board continually and constantly trying to make everything all about little 'ol me!
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It's sweet, it is, but the fact of the matter is I can only really post in this thread because, well... you kiddies are completely lacking in self-control. If I try posting in any other thread you'll just instantly attempt to derail that thread in an attempt to make it all about me.

AnOminous said:
He's been doing exactly the same thing since literally 96 or so. Over 20 years. Everything including the exceptional COCK SLAP thing has been the same since then. He's that much of a mongoloid. You can't actually outlast him, because he has absolutely nothing else to do but act like a Markov bot.
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Yeah, I've totally been doing the exact same thing for 20 years...
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Durr, durr, durr!

You know who has been doing the exact same thing for 20 years though... you. And when I say "you" I mean the collective whole of every lesser, bottom feeding, sperg-lord I've splattered underneath my proverbial virtual shoe. I mean you'd think you'd LEARN... but, no... that stupid 'ol train... just kept runnin over ya, didn't it?

I mean you're whining about me being repetitive when all the better you've come up with is spamming your own short pants like an angry toddler with fuckin BEANS... which, oh, yeah, NOT ORIGINAL! Some other group (of diaper fetishists ironically) already tried that EXACT SAME song and dance. Didn't work for those tards, didn't work for you tards... but, hey, your kind is so gawd damn fuckin stupid I'm sure you'll "try, try again".

You post the exact same repetitive shit again and again and again and then you actually have the pre-balls to whine and bitch about what it is you're getting in response to that? Here's a fun idea... DESERVE BETTER!

Most of my stuff is actually "reflective", meaning it's dependent upon those I'm replying to. If all YOU have is blazing mediocrity... then that's all I have to reflect back at you.
 
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Ok @Matthew Moulton if you want to play that way. I don't throw baseless accusations. But since you are so insistent on me being a revisionist. Here is your post from 2014.

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But I also noticed that there was a gap and you didn't show up until the thread was reopened it and you showed up within the week. You don't watch this thread obsessively, but you do watch this site. Why do you come back here @Matthew Moulton?

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Hrmmm...

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"A Better Maple" my ass!

They only used ONE of my suggestions this update. Usually they do at least 2 or 3... might be cause there's no CM at the moment though. Might also explain why this one is a bit outdated. I made that particular suggestion last summer.

Nexon is a slow assed bitch though, you gotta just keep hammering them like a trainable if you expect any actual changes.

It helps to be "inventive" in your attempts to correct them too..

http://i.imgur.com/BBt5JQ4.png

Sure they spaz the fuck out and ban forum accounts left and right in response (I've gone through over 40 in just two years)... but the Emotional Instability Infliction techniques cause the ideas/notions to be permanently etched into the folds of their fat heads.

unclestryker said:
Ok @Matthew Moulton if you want to play that way. I don't throw baseless accusations. But since you are so insistent on me being a revisionist. Here is your post from 2014.

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But I also noticed that there was a gap and you didn't show up until the thread was reopened it and you showed up within the week. You don't watch this thread obsessively, but you do watch this site. Why do you come back here @Matthew Moulton?

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"didn't show up until the thread was reopened"

Is there something wrong with your brain? I mean... I don't want to say something really mean if you actually have some kind of mental handicap, buuuuuut...

I'm pretty gawd damn certain NO ONE would be able to "show up" to a CLOSED THREAD you gawd damn mental amputee!

Holy shit man, did you just eat a great big bowl of DUMBASS for breakfast, or what?

I mean, never even fucking mind the fact that I was originally posting in Schmorky's thread like TWO WEEKS before this thread was even reopned and after that I was posting in another thread I made.

If you weren't being so unusually obtuse you'd also notice that the whole fuckin reason that THIS thread was RE-OPENED was because you spergs couldn't handle me posting anywhere but here.

DURR DURR DURR

Honestly, everyone's entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege.
 
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What's the OPPOSITE of open, Chuckles? And how does someone "re-open" something without it being CLOSED first? Think slow now, Downs... don't hurt yourself!

Seriously, your head is so far up your ass you could give yourself a free colonoscopy.

Chad5⋅5 said:
This guy types a lot for a guy who is trying to come across as aloof. Sad!
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Trying, poorly, to imitate God Emperor Trump. Sad!

It's hilarious that you think this is "typing a lot"... I mean holy shit dude, I just churned out like fifty fuckin posts on climate change in the past two hours alone!
 
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Matthew Moulton said:
What's the OPPOSITE of open, Chuckles? And how does someone "re-open" something without it being CLOSED first? Think slow now, Downs... don't hurt yourself!

Seriously, your head is so far up your ass you could give yourself a free colonoscopy.
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You really want me to show you how stupid you really are, don't you? Ok, prepare to get shut down in 3....2....1.

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Matthew Moulton said:
Nice revisionist history there, kiddo! : D

I actually created a whole other thread, on a whole other topic, but YOU KIDS are the ones that merged/reopened THIS thread... meaning you kids are the ones who have been obsessing over this thread (and me) for "over two and a half years"... like... wow, I bet you even got it down to the DAY!

And not just here either. On several different instances now I've attempted to engage in other threads, posting entirely on topic for those threads and actively avoiding most external discussion... but YOU KIDS... you're like a rabid dog with a bone! You just can't help yourselves from following me around on every other thread on this board continually and constantly trying to make everything all about little 'ol me!
^__^

It's sweet, it is, but the fact of the matter is I can only really post in this thread because, well... you kiddies are completely lacking in self-control. If I try posting in any other thread you'll just instantly attempt to derail that thread in an attempt to make it all about me.
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Yeah I've been watching this thread for three years just to obsessively stalk you even though I only found out about it three weeks ago and I have better things to do like raise Pokemon or whatever. Fucking lol
 
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