Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Manuel Noriega]

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I'm getting cybersecurity to find out social media accounts behind my haters on KiwiFarms.

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Uh oh, Alex is entering his "dun goofed" arc

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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I'm getting cybersecurity to find out social media accounts behind my haters on KiwiFarms.

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Uh oh, Alex is entering his "dun goofed" arc

Hold on Alex, I thought you already had @PurpleH4ck3rz as your l33t haxx0r cybersecurity guy.

 

[Xev]

Why does this retarded pedophile assume we all have social media accounts outside of kf.

 

[Lovely Kin]

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I'm getting cybersecurity to find out social media accounts behind my haters on KiwiFarms.

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Uh oh, Alex is entering his "dun goofed" arc

>Gets cybersecurity
>They find his amputee loli porn

 

[Rango Dango]

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I'm getting cybersecurity to find out social media accounts behind my haters on KiwiFarms.

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Uh oh, Alex is entering his "dun goofed" arc

at first i read that as "im getting into cybersecurity" and was like, "finally some hobby, good for him" but yeah, its alex were talking about :/

 

[Glowie]

Nice! Did you draw it or put it through AI? Genuinely can't tell.

AI, I promoted "accurate hand drawn pangolin, it's your spirit animal much like @Trombonista embraces Energy of John(which is a pangolin as well)

You my are hard stuff, like rolled up pangolin, stay strong and keep pissing off Alex.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm getting cybersecurity to find out social media accounts behind my haters on KiwiFarms.

I'll throw you a bone, Alex. Not only am I Sparkletor 2.0 but another account, @Sparkletor was me as well. I hope you are shocked.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Any Joy Division fans here?

Ian Curtis Portrait on Cardboard​

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Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved

This is my artwork of Ian Curtis using layers of cardboard and is the most unique compared to others, I also never knew how real and identical it looked to the original picture. This was a school project and is gonna be hung up in the library.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Think it's about this time or so that a new sock of his should be popping up.

 

[Gravemind]

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I'm getting cybersecurity to find out social media accounts behind my haters on KiwiFarms.

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Uh oh, Alex is entering his "dun goofed" arc

Alex, I regret to inform you that I am with cybersecurity and your request has been laughably discarded.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

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I'm gonna lay low for a bit and stop making status updates for awhile.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

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I opened this in GIMP(lol) to remove the arms and make it relevant to this thread, but then I remembered I'm not a pedophile with a disgusting fetish. Alex please fucking kill yourself already. Stop being a tease.

Fixed that image for you, bro.

edit: Lmao I didn't even read your post before I decided to make this

 

[rel=alternate]

Alex has gotten a bit boring. There is so much entertainment he can provide going through the same cycle everyday.

I look forward to his parents finding the thread. I think this is the next milestone on the roadmap.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Here's how it's turning out so far!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I look forward to his parents finding the thread. I think this is the next milestone on the roadmap.

Or his sister. Or his sister's pooner fiancee.

 

[slungus22]

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I'm gonna lay low for a bit and stop making status updates for awhile.

Does anyone even read these? What's the point of posting on DeviantArt if no one sees them? Is he just doing this for our entertainment?

 

[rel=alternate]

Or his sister. Or his sister's pooner fiancee.

This could actually attract another Hogendrop to post in the thread. Even better.

 

[Xev]

His sisters should really make accounts here to A) defend him or B) make fun of him. Both are funny.

 

[Gravemind]

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I'm gonna lay low for a bit and stop making status updates for awhile.

See you in a few hours.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Meme template (and yes, this is a real movie)