None of these stories are true. What actually happened is some college kid worker pet her “service dog” without asking first and she turned it into this overblown story for attention. No one actually gives a shit about random strangers and/or their dogs in real life, especially not 27 different employees over the course of two days.
that's not the worst name I've heard regarding fandoms. Assuming the last name is Walker. Just kind of weird to give your son a girl name as their middle name.
This god forsaken site has so thoroughly rotted my brain that I spent several moments trying to figure out what "the Troon ride" was.
As much as I love purses that look like other things (soda can, basketball, N94 mask), this is just impractical as fuck. It's hard to get a good sense of scale with how far the child(?) is from it. I can see removing the strap and using it as a cookie jar, but there's no way this can actually hold a handbag's worth of... stuff.Regret from not buying a specific bag
Holy shit, not a nap in sight. Even as an adult, I'd be at my limit by midday. Poor tyke was either hopped up on sugar, passed out in a stroller for half the journey or miserable.
Holy shit, dude.
That looks like a popcorn bucket. They constantly put out new themed ones that are limited edition.
These buckets are pure consoomer slop. I remember in 2022 when they released a Figment popcorn bucket for the Festival of the Arts in Epcot.
The ones at the Japanese parks are pretty nice from a design standpoint. Absolute madness though.
Better yet, I found the Facebook post where she had originally posted it. The kid is goddamn 17 months old. What memories?? Show him the same Bluey episode to him 5 times in a row and he still won't be able to guess the ending. What the hell did he do to deserve this?
Jesus Christ, take your kid out to lunch, then go visit a pet store to see some cute animals, and walk around a hardware store for a little while explaining different tools and appliances, it’ll cost you about $20 and two hours of your time and they’ll be talking about it just as much and as excitedly.
It kinda already happened with Celebration. All I remember about that off the top of my head is the draconian rules, very sanitized to the point of being eerie atmosphere, and someone murdering his family there.
Honestly, completely fucking up, not learning their lesson, and trying again on an exponentially larger scale is pretty on brand for Disney atm.
EPCOT was originally supposed to have livable communities iirc
