Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Good afternoon, Farmers! How's starting WWIII going?



Hannah's about to go further from home than ever before, Becky is utterly confused.



Hannah's comfort object is shirtless Jeff Goldblum.



Everyone at the destination 3 hours away wants to play with Hannah. Who could this be referring to?

Is it Sam's sister?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Hannah's comfort object is shirtless Jeff Goldblum.

I'm not searching to find out if this is some kind of product. I will just assume it's the twee contrived name of a regular stuffed animal.

 

[Pargon]

Counterpoint: she wants to date Daniel, which means she could be quite shady indeed

Daniel's home life and family situation are a cavalcade of red flags. I think they would send most sane women running.
"Well, I need to give the rest of my queer Jewish commune a week's notice before I let you come walk with me and my flat-headed baby daughter, it's really important to my wife and her husband and my wife's boyfriends."

“Oh, and you’re not a recovering addict, asthmatic, or of a religious affiliation which disallows ingesting certain substances, are you?

What do you mean ‘why am I asking’?”

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

I'm not searching to find out if this is some kind of product. I will just assume it's the twee contrived name of a regular stuffed animal.

It sounded familiar, so I dug up the post where she mentioned it before. You're welcome!

Ah yes, but after insulting the park her boyfriend's family paid to bring her to, she bought an open-shirted Jeff Goldblum plushie for Hannah, just what every baby wants. It's never too early to get her used to holding onto shirtless old men!


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[Zemblan Physics]

She’s worrying about cleaning bottles for a child too old for them in the first place, it’s just depressing. Tooth decay is a lovely accessory to the flat head if you’re aiming for that trailer trash retard look, though, I guess.

I wonder if Hannah even has a sippy cup, or has sat down with her queer family for a messy dinner of tasty purées even once.

Frens, I’m not feeling so good.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Good afternoon, Farmers! How's starting WWIII going?

If World War III consists of a bunch of autists calling each other retarded, call me a hawk.

Hannah's about to go further from home than ever before, Becky is utterly confused.

It’s so depressing that Hannah is more than a year old, and this is the first time these questions have come up.

Hannah's comfort object is shirtless Jeff Goldblum.

Ah yes, so le quirky! Absolutely Hannah’s favourite toy, and not one her attention-seeking sow of a mother forced on her for photo-ops.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky's also retconning the pandemic, retweeting this piece of insanity.



No one died alone in their hospital room or nursing home because of restrictions, chud! Church services were never stopped. You never saw a playground with the equipment covered up so kids couldn't use it. Birthing women definitely were never forced to wear masks while pushing. "Essential workers" were never given little passes to put in their vehicles in case police stopped them. Cultural institutions definitely didn't shut down for multiple years. Schools were never closed and online education was just as good as in-person instruction, as evidenced by the total lack of learning loss during covid. You imagined all that. You made it up because of your persecutory delusions and fantasies.

And then the made up stat: line cooks were killed at astonishing rates, suddenly overtaking lumberjacks and crab fishermen for deadliest job havers (and the doctors and nurses and minwage nursing home workers working directly with end-stage covid patients, too).

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I thought they were about to go bankrupt? Four nights at an Air B&B is probably at least a few hundy, plus all the expenses like gas and buying new travel essentials for Hah-nuh.

Also, I thought SAD's sister betrayed Becky's trust permanently or something. Wasn't she in the running as the leak? Does he have more than one?

I'd bet money this trip was gonna just be SAD and Becky glommed onto it (and brought the lapdog along) to make sure SAD toes the line around his family. She can't go letting another Cuck that brings in money escape. And what better way to show how enmeshed connected they all are than bringing the whole fam-damnly, screw the cost!

Daniel is definitely planning a four night sleepover with his new piece while she's gone.


Hah-nuh girl, do your thing.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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I thought they were about to go bankrupt? Four nights at an Air B&B is probably at least a few hundy, plus all the expenses like gas and buying new travel essentials for Hah-nuh.

Also, I thought SAD's sister betrayed Becky's trust permanently or something. Wasn't she in the running as the leak? Does he have more than one?

I'd bet money this trip was gonna just be SAD and Becky glommed onto it (and brought the lapdog along) to make sure SAD toes the line around his family. She can't go letting another Cuck that brings in money escape. And what better way to show how enmeshed connected they all are than bringing the whole fam-damnly, screw the cost!

Daniel is definitely planning a four night sleepover with his new piece while she's gone.

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Hah-nuh girl, do your thing.

Leave every time your kid "doesn't seem happy". Recipe for having an anxiety ridden child.

I got a real talk tip for you future parents. Take your kid out everywhere you go. Even if they hate it some days. Go grocery shopping. Go to those toddler movie matinees. Visit friends often.

You're doing you and your kid no favors by keeping them inside out of fear that they might not "seem happy".

 

[Mr Owl]

Hannah's about to go further from home than ever before, Becky is utterly confused.

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"Assuming there's a way to clean baby bottles"

I hear this is a fanciful contraption known to many as a "sink"

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

"Assuming there's a way to clean baby bottles"

I hear this is a fanciful contraption known to many as a "sink"

I just assumed she meant that she wasn't taking Daniel with her.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Leave every time your kid "doesn't seem happy". Recipe for having an anxiety ridden child.

Bingo. Lots of the "gentle parenting" tactics foster anxiety horribly. When a child's nervous system starts having a negative, anxious response to normal stimuli, and your rection is to take them away, they learn one thing: I was right to be scared, it really was scary, mom agrees!

So they start learning that they should always, always trust their most anxious or uncomfortable feelings instead of ever working past them.

This is a feature of gentle parenting. This is what they want. They think if you ever tell a child to learn to tolerate discomfort of any kind, you're setting them up for inevitable rape and abuse.

 

[repentance]

Leave every time your kid "doesn't seem happy". Recipe for having an anxiety ridden child.

I got a real talk tip for you future parents. Take your kid out everywhere you go. Even if they hate it some days. Go grocery shopping. Go to those toddler movie matinees. Visit friends often.

You're doing you and your kid no favors by keeping them inside out of fear that they might not "seem happy".

Becky has probably put more effort into socialising her dogs than her children.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Good afternoon, Farmers! How's starting WWIII going?

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Are they implying we have infiltrated a tranny discord?

 

[unexpected onions]

Are they implying we have infiltrated a tranny discord?

I think it's a reference to the attack on Yemen being planned on Signal.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Are they implying we have infiltrated a tranny discord?

Are you implying we haven't?

 

[Pargon]

Are they implying we have infiltrated a tranny discord?

You mean you haven’t? Did you miss the double-secret T&H Fan Code: Blackwatch Plaid MATI?! It’s every user’s homework this m—

D’AH-I mean *ahem* “the one-eyed falcon has changed nests”

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Idk, Becky, I think I'd take it as a badge of honor if you reacted this way. I bet SAD and Jackson are enjoying how nice Becky is being to them right now - they're the exalted few, after all. So of course they're saying what she wants to hear.



Your commune. Fucking lol.

Also, I bet the chat they have without her in it is way more entertaining.

 

[Pargon]

Also, I bet the chat they have without her in it is way more entertaining.

You know it’s full of tracked overseas prices on ricin, data on police patrols in the otherwise empty foothills of southern California, searches for countries without extradition treaties with the United States, complaints about how hard it is to find a janitor without the Silk R

 

[Umaibae]

It will never fail to make me MATI how this hag who whined and bleated about how much she WANTED and NEEDED to be a mom gives fuck all about her child. It is a toy she lost interest in.

I’d forgotten about the COVID picture and the fact Basic Becky never changed a fucking diaper until her kid was half a year old. Like, how does anyone see this and say, “Yup! Totally fine parenting!”??

Daniel is just as complicit. Sure, he’s pushing back now — but he had plenty of chances to put some fucking clothes on his child or to stop giving her a bottle long after she should be having one. Does this baby eat fucking food?