DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Today's prestream is horrible, so far we got:
  • Discussion about how the new bot work and how Phil MUST buy that premium membership for the bot
  • Complaining about the temperature
  • A middle manager segment about either going to get tacos or red robin
  • Another middle manager segment about his birthday marathon (spoiler it'll be minecraft, mcdonalds and drinking)
Another example why having a daily QnA prestream is a bad idea. It puzzles me how the only subject of the podcast is the podcast itself and how we got to that point
This is maybe the worst thing I've ever listened to. Even with a restream I can't keep listening to this shit. We all know he is completely delusional and has no concept of how to entertain, but this feels like a new low. How is there not an alarm in your head telling you man this shit is awful how can anyone listen to this. I must be losing viewers. This is nontent. I refuse to believe there is anything more worthless on the internet than his daily copecast.

I do hope he brings back the epic gamer birthday balloons though. That was so fucking funny.
 
Today's prestream is horrible, so far we got:
  • Discussion about how the new bot work and how Phil MUST buy that premium membership for the bot
  • Complaining about the temperature
  • A middle manager segment about either going to get tacos or red robin
  • Another middle manager segment about his birthday marathon (spoiler it'll be minecraft, mcdonalds and drinking)
Another example why having a daily QnA prestream is a bad idea. It puzzles me how the only subject of the podcast is the podcast itself and how we got to that point

We're currently at BEGCON 1, with him refusing to start the game before he gets $50 after not hitting the support goal yesterday:





And of course, instead of doing something entertaining, he just sits there waiting for people to throw money at him.


EDIT: Lmao, he gave up after no one stepped up, while viewers were noping the fuck out.
 
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We're currently at BEGCON 1, with him refusing to start the game before he gets $50 after not hitting the support goal yesterday:
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Could have been vegas, hookers and kino friends but...
At 44? I would argue thats also sad but not as sad as playing games alone and drinking. Silver lining? He might get money from a stranger. But still... one would hope at 44 one would have kids and/or friends who treat you for that day. But not DSP
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Doesn't Phil still get most viewers during prestreams compared to his gaming naptime?
Yes that's truuuee. Not that he has many to lose anyway, but I guess I'm just trying to say any normal person would be thinking this shit sucks in their head and move on to something else to try retain viewers. He does still get the most viewers during the prestream cause that's where you get the rage and cope sessions. Not sure why I even bring it up cause him doing this shit that nobody else would do if they were trying to actually be entertaining doesn't really apply to him since he can only entertain ironically. Some days I just feel like reality hits me and I wonder how he can justify to himself that this is a meaningful and positive time he giving you.
 
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So if DSP was being honest in the DM leaks, his mother is dying from some serious shit and doesn't have long to live ("less than a year"). He plans to fly to see his mother one last time in "late April" for this reason:
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So with all of this on his mind and the trip happening in like 2-3 weeks from now, DSP is currently streaming a terrible AAA game (besides the point) and putting on theatrics about how boring the game is with animated Zs above his head.
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So either he completely lied in those DMs or he just doesn't look like he gives a fuck? Like I get people have jobs and death is a part of life and people have to "hide the pain" to some extent and with his job he has to be like a radio station host and still basically put on a "happy face" but I really can't see any change in his demeanor whatsoever.

Did he even show any emotion around the time he was so worried about Khet's health? I mean we know the dates he sent the messages on, I just can't be fucked to go look up his streams from around then. It would be interesting to know, that is for sure.
 
So if DSP was being honest in the DM leaks, his mother is dying from some serious shit and doesn't have long to live ("less than a year"). He plans to fly to see his mother one last time in "late April" for this reason:
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So with all of this on his mind and the trip happening in like 2-3 weeks from now, DSP is currently streaming a terrible AAA game (besides the point) and putting on theatrics about how boring the game is with animated Zs above his head.
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So either he completely lied in those DMs or he just doesn't look like he gives a fuck? Like I get people have jobs and death is a part of life and people have to "hide the pain" to some extent and with his job he has to be like a radio station host and still basically put on a "happy face" but I really can't see any change in his demeanor whatsoever.

Did he even show any emotion around the time he was so worried about Khet's health? I mean we know the dates he sent the messages on, I just can't be fucked to go look up his streams from around then. It would be interesting to know, that is for sure.
I think he is likely to put off the trip till like July-August to throw everyone off the trail that this wasn't just an epic snake. Everyone just needs to be on the lookout for a week trip sometime this year.
 
I think he is likely to put off the trip till like July-August to throw everyone off the trail that this wasn't just an epic snake. Everyone just needs to be on the lookout for a week trip sometime this year.
I don't know if that's the kind of trip I'd really fuck around with the timing of just to own some retards on the internet, but maybe that's just me.
 
So if DSP was being honest in the DM leaks, his mother is dying from some serious shit and doesn't have long to live ("less than a year"). He plans to fly to see his mother one last time in "late April" for this reason:
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So with all of this on his mind and the trip happening in like 2-3 weeks from now, DSP is currently streaming a terrible AAA game (besides the point) and putting on theatrics about how boring the game is with animated Zs above his head.
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So either he completely lied in those DMs or he just doesn't look like he gives a fuck? Like I get people have jobs and death is a part of life and people have to "hide the pain" to some extent and with his job he has to be like a radio station host and still basically put on a "happy face" but I really can't see any change in his demeanor whatsoever.

Did he even show any emotion around the time he was so worried about Khet's health? I mean we know the dates he sent the messages on, I just can't be fucked to go look up his streams from around then. It would be interesting to know, that is for sure.
Phil has lied about his parents being almost dead for years now to garner sympathy points so it's like a 50/50 chance he was telling the truth. His parents are in their 70's so it's not out of the question but it's also not like Phil really cares outside of what he can get from the situation.

I don't know if that's the kind of trip I'd really fuck around with the timing of just to own some retards on the internet, but maybe that's just me.
There is nothing more important than owning the a-lawgs.
 
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