Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[AltisticRight]

Frankly, I don't believe anything this cabal of nasty lowlife scum says. Ethan Ralph is equally guilty in Event 22819 and they were trying to enable him. The Iranian hairdresser constantly tried to enable his antics and threw numerous wrenches into kino content. He's the hook-nosed grinch of kino and annoying.
Andy was supposed to be the punching bag according to them? I mean, he still is occasionally. I listened to a few clips, his stutter almost doesn't exist now. Ethan Ralph stutters more.
According to Godwinson the soulless English subhuman vampire, I swatted MTG and accepted $100 for sock accounts. Not to brag but I can probably dig out twice that from my coats. I don't care about money. All of them are liars. He is a torswats simp, he should kill himself.
All of these people are scum. If Tardski just came out and said the CP stream was fucked, consneeded and moved on, the alogging in this thread will immediately die. I think the stream was messed up but I don't think he's a paedophile. What about the other people involved? They all need to be held to the fire.
Lard is evil but he's funny, he's fat but he makes me laugh. Nobody can deny him that, which is why he'll always have a following, and he's fat.
Listening to Perspik and his group of idiots makes me want to kill myself. They have nothing of value to offer. Ethan Ralph was right to cut them out.

Do these idiots possess any redeeming qualities? No, none. The fuck tard festival was an epic failure.

 

[waffle]

All of these people are scum. If Tardski just came out and said the CP stream was fucked, consneeded and moved on, the alogging in this thread will immediately die. I think the stream was messed up but I don't think he's a paedophile. What about the other people involved? They all need to be held to the fire.
Lard is evil but he's funny, he's fat but he makes me laugh. Nobody can deny him that, which is why he'll always have a following, and he's fat.

I've said it before, Andy is a literally retarded person and he would have a legal guardian if he wasn't supernaturally slick on social stuff.

PPP showed his real stripes with Schrodinger's-work on Phil and I bet it haunts him in future business relationships. The Teflon Roach is going to win again.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Tangentially related, but that thumbnail of Asstonne as Descartes or whatever he's supposed to be is pretty funny.

"I woah, therefore I buddy."

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The knowledge and confirmation that content is being made specific to the Discord reconciled combined with Ashton's statement to Phil about a 40% tax rate gives an insight on to how much back channel paypiggery is going on. We know Ashton is expected to make a token appearance* that has him deflated and defeated, literally phoning it in and barely containing his contempt. Knowing that Andy and Ashton once sold 1000 dollar 1 week "Live with Lard and Tard" packages that were purchased by both Jaden and Psycho (who apparently requested cleaning a smeared toilet as part of his package?) and have sold meetups to pigs that have involved prostitutes (magnitude in dispute, presence is not), we have insights into why they went to Jamaica from 2/22 to 2/26 of this year. We know from Twitter activity and Phil leaks that Andy enjoyed it and Ashton did not. We know they're selling Discord content while Casino is in hiding (and they admit to Phil that they ARE hiding). We know there was a Hedonism II event from 2/22 to 3/1 and they were in Jamaica making Discord content from 2/22 to 2/26. We can infer the totality of this picture.

We know that Ashton runs the gumroad (per Raven's claims containing receipts) and Andy runs the Discord. We know Ashton's ultimatum of "the discord goes or I go" in the wake of the Liana fuckup didn't take. We know that Andy holds the power in the dynamic because Ashton couldn't threaten Andy with power, he could only threaten to withdraw and invoke mutually assured failure. We know it was Ashton's plan to have the high roller content on the gumroad which he controls, but it ended up going to the Discord that Andy controls. We know that they are willing to watch gay porn on the gumroad, where some less fanatic supporters have accounts, so we can speculate what they are willing to do on the Discord where only the paypigs are and no one leaks to the outside world, let alone what they're willing to do for money in IRL meetups. Orgies become much more plausible in this light.

From primary materials, we learned a LOT. Somehow, despite all these potential Casino L's, the crew so fantastically self-immolated, they didn't make a single one of these points or observations and gave the Casino an astounding harvest of prosperity by way of inaction. The Casino got a huge payout without even making a bet. The gun backfired in the face of the would be assailant. The entertainment value of the alog embarassment VASTLY overwhelms the entertainment value of the more subtle observations that read like a mathematical proof. In the short term, this is an overwhelming ROI. The long term fundamentals are still shown to be very shaky. But this is the sektur and it is all about the now.

 

[carl9987]

40% tax rate gives

Can someone estimate Ashton's income from the "40% tax bracket" comment? I'm a retard, I don't know how Canadian taxes work

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

"We can share a bank account. It will be like its both of ours but we'll keep it at my house".- The Siren Song of The Pay Pig Poacher

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Can someone estimate Ashton's income from the "40% tax bracket" comment? I'm a retard, I don't know how Canadian taxes work

Well, it bears noting that Ashton speaks in estimates and reporting his top tax rate as his aggregate tax rate (this is common and even I made this error in my analysis and didn't catch it til review. The error was in his favor, so I kept it in to steelman his case). It is impossible to for any dollars to be taxed at 40%. By combining national and provincial rates (localized to Ontario, we are operating on the assumption that he is truthful about currently residing in the Toronto area) we have 41.6% at 173, 205 CAD and 38.6% at 173,204 CAD. 173,205 CAD = just shy of 121K USD. The front channel paypiggery doesn't come close to 90K USD, yet his statement is only sensible if he makes at least that.

At 112K CAD we have a top tax rate of 37.16%. Please note that between 112K CAD and 173 CAD the top tax rate only varies by less than 1.5% Even at 112K CAD (just shy of 79K USD), speaking of a 37.16% tax rate as "about 40% makes sense. It does not make sense for any earnings under 79K. Ashton's earnings, prorated for all current confirmed earnings, are at minimum 80K, well above the 54K plus variables of the previous estimate. The variables of the previous estimate do not include things like his side project earnings, back channel paypiggery or shows that drastically smash the goal but are offset by large tracts of time off. We know from the IWS leaks that there is Discord specific content in the same vein where they originally were to have gumroad specific content. It is impossible to estimate that, but these are people who drop 50-100 subs for "Destination Stone" We know a Warski pig once dropped 2K to review an anime (scammed goal, long story) so we can only imagine how much they pay for customized content of no interest to their general audience. This knowledge that Ashton makes AT LEAST 80K USD (I suspect 90-110K) but even if we run with 110K, he's blowing it all on hedonistic pursuits, not unlike Warski, Styx and Phil. Toronto is effing expensive and all these calculations are pre tax and once you apply tax to the calculation, the disposable income is well under what I thought, even in the steelmanned case.

I got a little off topic, but the tl;dr is that Ashton has to have annual projections in excess of 79K for that to be a sensible statement, but the analysis doesn't change until after the 120K mark. This would require a LOT of back channel paypiggery, but we are talking about a pig that blew 5K a day for 5 days once for Ashton's company, so who knows how high this is? It is IMPOSSIBLE to present a methodology that even sets an educated guess.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Ashton and Andy both know they aren’t “moral arbiters” of anything. Ashton literally said on a recent stream that the casino is built on hypocrisy and that they have awareness of their hypocrisy.

The problem with Persnake and co is that they pretend they are superior to the casino despite working for a fat felonious wife beating revenge pornographer hiding out in Mexico. Now even that guy abandoned them. So what does that say about Persip, the alleged “master” behind the Kino Casino?

 

[Seaside Ronin]

So what does that say about Persip, the alleged “master” behind the Kino Casino?

He's incapable of letting it go. If you are casually keeping tabs on drama be it Casino, DSP, Ralph you will ALWAYS see Perspic in the chats. He desperately wants to be someone of relevance, he wants to be Warski making money and getting attention. He said on the stream last night that PPP would gladly take him back over Warski which is beyond delusional. The writers room ultimately failed from the very start.

The only person in it who had the talent to carry a show was Godwinson but he let it all slip away. Now PPP took what he learned from him making it bigger, louder and better and is cashing in on the success while these bums years later are still crying. If Perspic was such a mastermind then another show would be proped up making a killing right? These guys have all the time in the world yet this is what they put their "effort" into.

 

[BigPeanut]

Perspic says the original goal of KC was PPP would regularily press Andy, like for example whenever it was the anniversary of Aim Aim Aim PPP would push Andy to watch it on stream to "celebrate" specifically to fuck with him. But eventually PPP completley cucked out to Andy, refused to press him ever, and effectively let him take over the show, the show became whatever Andy (and by extension his paypigs) wanted, which is why they "content" became shit like watching a fat couple review hotels because that was what Andy (more specifically his paypigs) wanted.

Basically the show would be Ashton treating Warski like he did DSP on Smark Guys, but instead he fell in love with Andy and spread his star for him metaphorically (and probably literally).

I believe it, we all saw how PPP constantly talked shit about Andy and called him retarded to the writers room discord faggots for the first year + of the KC.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

According to the leaks, Warski threatened his ex-GF and mother of Warski Jr (bless his soul) to remove his sponsor-like status to her residency status in Canada (she's Irish).

ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP AND FORCED HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND TO ABORT HIS OWN SON UNDER THREAT OF DEPORTING HER BACK TO HER HOME COUNTRY.

WHILE SHE WENT TO THE PAJEET DOCTOR TO MURDER HER OWN BABY BY THE ORDER OF ANDY JR'S OWN FATHER, SHE WENT ALONE AND RETURNED TO CRY ALONE AS WARSKI CLAIMED HE WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING BING BING WAHOO

JESUS

CHRIST

DAY OF THE RAKE CANT ARRIVE SOON ENOUGH

 

[BigPeanut]

According to the leaks,

What leaks?

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

What leaks?

https://archive.fo/yR0dt

https://archive.fo/Hdii1

 

[SuffahWhorse]

I'm noticing a sudden thread consensus shift to being pro-Casino after the DSP snakening, people want to suddenly forget every recent and past controversy and start sweeping for the Casino again.

If Tardski just came out and said the CP stream was fucked, consneeded and moved on, the alogging in this thread will immediately die. I think the stream was messed up but I don't think he's a paedophile. What about the other people involved? They all need to be held to the fire.
Lard is evil but he's funny, he's fat but he makes me laugh. Nobody can deny him that, which is why he'll always have a following, and he's fat.
Listening to Perspik and his group of idiots makes me want to kill myself. They have nothing of value to offer. Ethan Ralph was right to cut them out.

"It was fucked that he streamed CP but you know if he just apologized it'd be a-okay"

How about no. Like I get it, they backstabbed Le Phillip and many lulz were had (despite it being the obvious outcome to anyone that wasn't too retarded to read the obvious hints they threw out or unfamiliar with PPP and Warski's snaking history) and Perspic, Ironwolfspear, Ralph and co sabotaged their own attempted take down of Warski these past 2 nights.

But I'm not just gonna pull out the broomstick and sweep it all up just because of that. Tardski still streamed CP, they both preach high morals while having gay tranny orgies, they still courted an group of pedophile paypigs who they fund their entire careers and they still refuse to cut ties with solely for monetary reasons, their streams are still unwatchable trash because they can't go 5 seconds without hollering for subs at the top of their lungs, while behind closed they sweep for their pedophile paypigs who they do the most homosexual, degenerate shit with while pretending to disavow/dissasociate with them publicly. They're gay, hypocritical niggerfaggots who run a giga-parasocial pedophile paypig pen who they accept money from to fund their show and their degenerate lifestyles and have turned a once great show into unwatchable trash where the show itself has become a front for the gay, pedophile paypig discord to launder money through, because they made the voluntary decision to let their entire show be not only funded by controlled by said gay, pedophile paypigs.

"Yeah but all of that is the point"

The point is gay and I reject it.

 

[AltisticRight]

"It was fucked that he streamed CP but you know if he just apologized it'd be a-okay"

I never said that.
I said if he apologised most people won't give a fuck anymore and the meme will die. That's different to stating the actions being okay -- it wasn't.
Additionally, now is better than ever for him to address it but he lacks the intellect to see the opportunity.
Obviously everyone involved should just neck but this isn't an ideal world. If he came out and consneeded, I'm happy for him to be the last to enter the woodchipper.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm noticing a sudden thread consensus shift to being pro-Casino after the DSP snakening, people want to suddenly forget every recent and past controversy and start sweeping for the Casino again.

I don't see that. I just see people acknowledging Ralph's Fuck Warski Festival was a bust, and there was a Casino W here.

You don't have to like any of these people. In fact, I strongly recommend it.

 

[General Insomnia]

Damn, PPP is retarded. Chris Kerr is tranny ancient history and never even thumbed faith.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Think about what a shitter Persip is that he gets constantly and consummately outmaneuvered by fucking Andy Warski.

It's another Reconquista where the based Portguese Tardski Felts the Moorish Homosexual

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I turned on some of KC tonight for the first time in a while. As I expected, they effectively completely refused to cover the actual ill-fated "Fuck Warski Festival" by Ralph because during the 12 hours there were about 12 minutes where there was embarrassing shit about Warski said.

The segment was less than 30 minutes and most of it had little to do with the actual stream, the meat of it was mocking a clip of some random normal looking woman advertising Merida, Mexico as a retirement destination. This was worse than their buffet family content. I actually can't believe how stupid this was.

Then they read some of Ralph's tweets from the next day and PPP goes into his seething rant about his former lover/producer he recites every month or so. Then they went onto Phil again.

What cowardice. It's actually insane how bitchmade these two are.

Ashton and Andy both know they aren’t “moral arbiters” of anything. Ashton literally said on a recent stream that the casino is built on hypocrisy and that they have awareness of their hypocrisy.

Admitting hypocrisy doesn't negate hypocrisy. It doesn't make the show any less stupid.

 

[stupid frog]

I'll give your smoking gun. Ready?

* 3 takeout meals per meal. 8 meals per day. That amounts to 24 dishes per day. Remember this man has 600-pounds. His minimal calorie intake only to maintain his own weight during rest is 15-20k calories, or 7 times more than an average adult. The whale cant even clean after himself, let alone cook. We're talking 300 Canadian dollars per day, minimum. That amounts to 9k only to maintain his food intake as meals.

* 5 chip bags per day as appetitizers and in-between food as meals dont arrive. $25 a day, minimum. Thats $750 a month.

* Drinks, drugs and general non-related expenses. He chugs soda like a mofo. Ill put $500. Again, conservative.

* I wont even list travelling expenses and say it is all paid by tardski.

We're up to $12k only in food. If he gambles $5k a month, im being extremely generous. Theres no saving here. This man cannot control what he stuffs in his mouth, he will never have financial discipline. Im more eager to believe he is borrowing money or defrauding social security to pad his finances. Gambling addicts may win big only until they lose big again.

I wonder how hungry he gets during the show. I guess not cooking really adds the calories up as well.