Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[Morbo]

I'm not very interested in the royal family but it was impossible to escape the engagement interview, it was everywhere. I remember thinking at the time why is this older divorced woman acting like a shy young girl? It came across as so phoney.

Fast forward a couple of years and it became obvious that she was a conwoman who had done extensive research on the royal family and her fake persona during the engagement was just part of the grift. Only prince dimwit could fall for her mediocre acting, I'm sure the rest of the firm had her figured out after a few months.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm sure the rest of the firm had her figured out after a few months.

I don’t think it took that long. By nature of their station in life, the royals and their courtiers have to be hyper-vigilant about grifters and generally inauthentic people who just want access to them because of who they are. Considering that I clocked the bitch from thousands of miles away, I’m sure they had her number immediately.

But not Harry, because he’s a fucking moron.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Skimmed the thread, didn't see anything about this matter of importance. Has anyone mentioned her feet yet?
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this is a person who should never ever wear sandals

I must say I am pretty baffled how she is unable to dress for her body type. It's really incredible how she chooses outfits that just accentuate her flaws. That red dress truly wouldn't look good on anyone, but to wear it when one has no tits and no waist, is some other level of obliviousness.

I think she really doesn't have real friends.

J. Crew, epitome of blandness. I never found anything interesting on J. Crew. I guess for me her affiliate links would act as a filter which clothes I should absolutely never buy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think she really doesn't have real friends.

Stylists often add a 20% markup on pieces they source for you. Meghan has said she loves finding coupon codes and is a big online shopper. She’s buying what she loves the look of instead of what will look good on her. Her reverse body dysmorphia is epic.

 

[Hubelublub]

Her entire body is just plain strange, her only saving grace is staying relatively thin. Short, super boxy torso, absent calves, marfans feet. IMO she only looks genuinely good in tea length skirts with a waist accent situated 1-2 inches below her natural waist.

Like God tried to assemble an entire human using only leftover parts at the factory.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Her entire body is just plain strange, her only saving grace is staying relatively thin. Short, super boxy torso, absent calves, marfans feet. IMO she only looks genuinely good in tea length skirts with a waist accent situated 1-2 inches below her natural waist. She would look so much better if she didn’t think she knew better than her stylists.

These are two dresses I thought looked nice on her:

 

[duckling]

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Yep, I agree those flatter her body - and they follow my fashion advice for her: tea length with a waist accent slightly below her natural waist.
Here is another flattering look on her imo:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Please indulge me, but let’s revisit some of her worst ever looks (with special guest appearances by back fat and all the wrong undergarments). Feel free to share your own least favorites, because this is by no means exhaustive.



This one is painful just to look at. It’s so tight it cut into her skin! She HAD to have had something else she could have worn instead. A literal gunny sack would have been more flattering.



I know she thinks she’s nailing the ‘quiet luxury’ aesthetic nowadays, but she’s really not. Jessica Mulroney must enjoy seeing how bad this bitch looks without her.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

This is another dress I thought looked nice.
It's from the time she was a Weinstein girl, he had all of them in Marchesa, his then wife's clothing line.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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This is another dress I thought looked nice.
It's from the time she was a Weinstein girl, he had all of them in Marchesa, his then wife's clothing line.

It’s not unflattering, but it’s giving Vanna White or the Jessica McClintock homecoming cocktail dresses girls wore in the ‘90s. The peplum does help create the illusion of a waist.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

With her body type she looks frumpy in almost every single outfit. This is truly amazing if you think about it.

with this outfit I know what is wrong: it's too tight and somehow despite looking like this thicker type of woven viscose-poly blend, somehow it clings to her body revealing lack of shape.

but this outfit:

is not too small, so what is going on here? It needs tailoring, I guess. I think that in case of green outfit we can see that it's not that Meghan has no waist, more accurate statement is that she has no hips.

 

[one_time_user]

A large part of the problem with the 2 outfits is actually just her insistence on wearing a padded, strapless bra. Proper undergarments would go a long way to making those 2 specific outfits look better.

 

[Imp]

*Janky strapless bra as the reddit ladies say

 

[Marvin]

@duckling Do we think this thread is ready to go live? Seems good to go to me.

 

[duckling]

@duckling Do we think this thread is ready to go live? Seems good to go to me.

Yeah I submitted it about a week ago but the mod that usually goes through the threads was on hiatus for 2 weeks. They are catching up and got to the posts the page before mine about 2 days back. If I don’t hear anything by the weekend I’ll give it a nudge.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it's not that Meghan has no waist, more accurate statement is that she has no hips

She has neither.

Have her nudes been posted already? If not I will do so. She took them herself while setting up her phone to take a photo of her and her friends topless with their backs to the camera. They are legit.

 

[duckling]

She has neither.

Have her nudes been posted already? If not I will do so. She took them herself while setting up her phone to take a photo of her and her friends topless with their backs to the camera. They are legit.

Somebody posted the bent over boob shot but it wasn’t the full collection, might as well post them here under the [\private] spoiler so they’re all in one place.

ETA actually that doesn’t block them out so it’d have to be embedded inside a normal spoiler

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nudes and a couple of other embarrassing ones.

Spoiler: NSFW

Meghan smoking with her former bestie Jessica Mulroney (remember, this is the trashbox who handed out bags of pot and rolling papers as wedding favors the first time around):



She’s always been a merch whore:

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I was looking up to see the connection between her and Weinstein, and I found a video on YouTube about it and some of the comments were interesting. Some were saying she was a “yacht girl” and knew prince andrew? And there was something about she was paid to do modeling or something with soho house which is some sort of front for something that may have paid her to cause problems for the royal family. I don’t know anything about all that but just am putting it here as a rumor in case anybody wants to go down that rabbit hole. Here are some of the comments from that YouTube video, the video itself isn’t worth posting, most of the commenters said it was full of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

knew prince andrew

I tend not to buy into any of these narratives about her since the people who come up with them are the same who insist the children don’t even exist. There are a lot of genuine lolcows in the Meghan detractor crowd.

That said, it would be funny if true. In his book, Harry relates a comment that would stand out to anyone with a brain as manipulative in the extreme. Of course his dumb ass buys it completely.



(Formatting weirdness due to my janky torrented copy of the book.)