Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Furry killer said:
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anliteralidiot said:
"Kick off the body builder saga" these retards always think they're going to start something, instead of just letting things grow organically. What is he expecting? Swole arms? Less neck? More rage?
It's all stupid, doodt like fuck.
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It'll kick off the Shit on Pomelo Saga.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Go photoshop it.
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I can photoshop otter feet, a beaver tail, a duck bill, rooster spurs, and Gila monster claws onto a mole and call it a platypus. But it's just not the same thing as going to a zoo, seeing the real thing, and questioning how a supposedly loving God could let such an egg-laying, breast-feeding abomination exist.

It's the same with Cyraxx. There's no fun in faking it.

I mean he's already a malformed, disgusting little freak. Might as well say fuck it, turn it up to 11, and see what happens.

To be clear, I don't think anyone should send Cyraxx anything. But if they're going to, if there's a train wreck, you can bet your ass I'm going to slow down and gawk at it goddammit.
 
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31 Black said:
Ed was working, but then last year he had neck or shoulder surgery that knocked him down for a bit. Recovery requires not stressing the body, but Cyraxx is perpetual stress to everyone around him, so I wouldn't be surprised if Ed never fully recovered and is still out of work.
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i have a theory that cyrax is on ss for his disabilities as well as food stamps. This is why they keep him, but they dont tell him about it. I know there was a fake gf a while ago that sally said that he was not on ss, but i think she was lying.
 
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cugel said:
i have a theory that cyrax is on ss for his disabilities as well as food stamps. This is why they keep him, but they dont tell him about it. I know there was a fake gf a while ago that sally said that he was not on ss, but i think she was lying.
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I genuinely don't believe anyone would keep him around out of the goodness of their heart, they're absolutely claiming something monetary for him.
 
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cugel said:
i have a theory that cyrax is on ss for his disabilities as well as food stamps. This is why they keep him, but they dont tell him about it. I know there was a fake gf a while ago that sally said that he was not on ss, but i think she was lying.
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That was Dale Lynn, Sally's Biological daughter, whom she cut contact with because she sided with Cyraxx over something. I'd say it's legit.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
"Kick off the body builder saga" these retards always think they're going to start something, instead of just letting things grow organically. What is he expecting? Swole arms? Less neck? More rage?
It's all stupid, doodt like fuck.
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They should’ve at least come up with something funnier and something he’d fall for that doesn’t require effort on Raxx’s part, like telling him that poop has hormones in it that promote hair growth and that’s why his ass is so hairy, therefore he should rub his shit in deep on his scalp and scabs to grow his hair back. There’s a chance he’d fall for that idea, it would still most likely lead nowhere but at least that would be hilarious if it came to fruition. Raxx is too lazy to legitimately work out and he loves taking lazy shortcuts.

Also, because of that steroid stuff, I keep getting horrifying visions of a new fidget spinner type video coming out, but instead of a fidget spinner it’s a hypodermic needle.:cryblood: One of my shotguns is in my bedroom between my night stand and bed, please grab it and mercy kill me I can’t live with that thought in my head.
 
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cugel said:
i have a theory that cyrax is on ss for his disabilities as well as food stamps. This is why they keep him, but they dont tell him about it. I know there was a fake gf a while ago that sally said that he was not on ss, but i think she was lying.
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Sally said he was denied, but she had them in Florida. She just hasn't gotten a lawyer to even try. Her daughter has disability, and offered to help, and give her a lawyer, buuuut Sally hemmed and hawed, and never got her help.
 
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