Leo Frank already summarized most of their political sperging, but I still wanted to post my synopsis of the whole episode.
- Opens up with Anisa saying that its really fucking annoying when her dogs play with their chew toys while their engaging in conversations
- Ian gives a disclaimer that if you hear any whimpering, it's because he took away his dog's chew toys
- He then refers to himself and Anisa as his dog's 'skin parents'
- Ian then starts self-fellating himself over how successful his new video is
- Anisa states that all the comments on the new video were on topic and engaged (no shit, they're 'on topic' when you have your jannies removing any dissenting opinions)
- Both of them are upset about the discourse around Ian's new videos and that it's mostly people complaining and not actually engaging with the content (yeah, because the new content is fucking boring)
- Ian finds it difficult to discern who is trying to help him online and who is just a troll (the haters really do live rent-free in his head)
- Throughout this whole spiel, their dog is trying to get Ian's affection, and he just keeps ignoring him
- Ian says that MAGA memes make him super uncomfortable and are uncool
- They're really assmad about conservatives making edgy/dark jokes and start sperging about Nazis and fascism
- Dane and Ian have a brief tirade about Ian's video editing & color correction. You would think this tard who has been editing shit for over a decade wouldn't need to have this conversation, but it appears that's not the case
- Anisa says that Ian looks just like his father and that she's super proud of looking like her mother
- According to Dane, the riskiest thing you could say to someone is to compare them to their parents
- Anisa makes an incredibly retarded statement that height is not determined by genetics (apparently she learned this from her sisters, so stupidity runs quite deep in the Jomha bloodline)
- She compares Ian's father to Professor Xavier from the X-Men and says that Ian is essentially just a stretched-out version of him
- Anisa says that the Friar Tuck hairstyle is a Middle Eastern
- Anisa starts bitching about other YouTubers and how some of them feel entitled to thousands of dollars just for breathing (pot meet kettle)
- She believes people who are spouting 'pro-Trump propaganda' are getting paid off
- They then start feeling nostalgic over Fred and how he sold off his channel
- Dane is sad that even in the age of the internet not everything can get properly archived
- Anisa uses this as an opportunity to tell a shitty joke where Dane's apartment becomes an archeological dig site
- Anisa states that we're entering a new dark age due to AI
- Anisa received some fatherly advice over her Twitch career over how it could (and did) end in an instant
- All three retards then claim that normal jobs can be just as volatile
- Anisa starts sperging about the job she had when she was 12 (such an obvious fucking lie)
- If Ian didn't have YouTube, he would want to work a cushy government job where he doesn't do anything. Such a lazy piece of shit
- Dane is upset that most historical YouTube channels are AI slop, and Anisa recommends him to go to TikTok of all places to find historical vids
- They start discussing the Nic Cage film, Dream Scenario, for the last 20 minutes
- They agreed to watch the film in last week's scrapped episode.
- No reason is given for why the last episode was scrapped. Dane just makes a shitty joke that it was due to Anisa flashing her asshole on screen, although it's obvious that it was due to the H3H3 controversy
- I haven't watched the film, so I can't say how inane their comments on it are. There is this moment where Anisa tries to act as an armchair psychiatrist for the main character, and she essentially just describes herself.
- They're going to start watching a new movie every week
- Anisa brags about her shitty bangs and that she's going to keep them
I really don't know how long they expect to keep this up. The boost they got from the Ethan controversy quickly dried up, and they're back to eating shit with their views. Since Anisa herself reads this thread, I hope you enjoy my recaps because that's the only attention your shitshow will ever get. None of your fellow faggot YouTubers that you try to get in bed with will ever acknowledge its existence.