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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392
My favorite thing is when Jack rages because he left California specifically to get away from his personal pet peeves (Junior being tempted by the Gays :cunningpepe:, Orange County not having enough Republicans, and the traffic) and bumfuck Tennessee not automagically being the Promised Land.
 
Is eating yourself to 5+ strokes doing things "God's way"
Jack is very bad at predicting outcomes if he thinks anything good will come of him tagging his church in these posts. Someone will eventually create a supercut of Jack being especially un-Christian and tag them in it. It’s just a matter of when.
 
I think this is proof that Jack mainly just hates black people because he'd do a different review if the Snow White actress was black instead of a lighter skinned Latina
Hates blacks, moves to the south. Makes a lot of sense for a stroked out retard like Jack.
 
And of course ignoring all the calls on the right to kill those on the left.

When you're this far gone and have to blame all the bad on the other side you have officially lost the message.
Even worse, it demonstrates you're incapable of civilized thought. Even cavemen learned to communicate and trade with other tribes. The idea that your side is all good and The Other Side™ is all bad is worse than childlike -- you can get an eight year old to understand that sometimes even bad people will do good things that you agree with.
 
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Ok.
 
Doomer Jack

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Of course his last saved image would be of meat

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Jack doesn't care about them dang dirty trolls

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Fake Friday the 13th fans don't know Pamela is literally the first killer +motivation for Jason and of course Jack compares it to She-Hulk

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Side note: It is really funny when Jack takes swipes at She-Hulk when he praises MCU slop on par with it and said Disney entered its new golden age after "The Marvels"

Jack interacts with a fan who is totally not a troll

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I get that Fatty hates weed but it's less harmful than alcohol or cigarettes.
Its all stupid, its like arguing whether its better to shit boxers or shit briefs, you're still shitting yourself. As a Canadian, I can tell you that all legalization did up here was ostracize the stoners. Just because getting baked is now legal, doesn't mean anyone wants to put up with shitty stoner activities, it rapidly lost its luster for most folks. Most of the weed shops have long since closed, because it turns out most supposed stoners were just scene kids doing it rarely cuz it was cool and edgy, and now that its something a 40 year old accountant is doing, they don't want it anymore.

The only thing its been destructive to is the retards who decided to drive high, and lets be honest, they'd just reach for the bottle instead. Drugs don't make retards, they just enable 'em. Not that Jack could process that complex order of events.
 
I get that Fatty hates weed but it's less harmful than alcohol or cigarettes.

Agreed. Also something tells me Jack only thinks about weed in terms of smoking it. I think lighting up is no longer de rigueur, but people in general are still very into ways to take the edge off from time to time.

Its all stupid, its like arguing whether its better to shit boxers or shit briefs, you're still shitting yourself. As a Canadian, I can tell you that all legalization did up here was ostracize the stoners. Just because getting baked is now legal, doesn't mean anyone wants to put up with shitty stoner activities, it rapidly lost its luster for most folks. Most of the weed shops have long since closed, because it turns out most supposed stoners were just scene kids doing it rarely cuz it was cool and edgy, and now that its something a 40 year old accountant is doing, they don't want it anymore.

You can drink a glass of wine every day and still live a long, healthy life. (Isn't that literally what lots of people in the Blue Zones do?) I'm not saying it's a Blue Zone-tier thing for me to relax with an edible before booting up some Tekken after work, but I also wouldn't equate that to shitting myself, lol.
 
Its all stupid, its like arguing whether its better to shit boxers or shit briefs, you're still shitting yourself. As a Canadian, I can tell you that all legalization did up here was ostracize the stoners. Just because getting baked is now legal, doesn't mean anyone wants to put up with shitty stoner activities, it rapidly lost its luster for most folks. Most of the weed shops have long since closed, because it turns out most supposed stoners were just scene kids doing it rarely cuz it was cool and edgy, and now that its something a 40 year old accountant is doing, they don't want it anymore.

The only thing its been destructive to is the retards who decided to drive high, and lets be honest, they'd just reach for the bottle instead. Drugs don't make retards, they just enable 'em. Not that Jack could process that complex order of events.
I agree it's stupid but weed does have, certain, medical uses. Not everybody that takes it takes it to get high.

But getting back to the point Fatty acts like legalizing it will lead to the destruction of mankind because he's an idiot.
 
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