Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Whenever the robots arrive to replace everyone's job we can just destroy them from orbit with moon rock drops to the places of employment.

Imagine all the work opportunities there will be in the wake of the attack in rebuilding all the places that were hit so that real humans can go back to work there again. 360 degree win.
 
To the tune of Bad Moon Rising, by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
"Bad Moon Falling"

I see a SpaceX ship a-risin'
I see trouble on the way
I see a lunar base so frightenin'
I see bad tweets today

Don't go tweet tonight
Cause you sure don't sound too bright
When moon rock nukes fall from the skies

I hear destruction is a-comin'
I know it's droppin' from the moon
I fear our space defenses crumblin'
I hear the screech of ragin' troons

Don't go tweet tonight
Cause you sure don't sound too bright
When moon rock nukes fall from the skies

Hope you got your campaign together
We know you're quite prepared to lie
Looks like you're in for nasty weather
Sir Elon Drax is quite a nasty guy

Don't go tweet tonight
Cause you sure don't sound too bright
When moon rock nukes fall from the skies

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
When moon rock nukes fall from the skies
 
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It just doesn't end. Every company John has run has been a financial disaster. We should demand John turns over the tax returns for Giant Spacekat.

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Y'know. We've been predicting this was going to happen since Eric the robot in 1928 and it could easily be argued that Automata from as far back as the 16th century have been part of the pipe dream.

The fact is though... I don't buy it. Like, at all. The level of automation that a lot of companies say are going to be possible in 30-40 years are also the same assholes who promised me a flying car by 2000 and hoverboards by 2015.

On top of that, nobody's going to be around to fix stuff when they inevitably fuck up, or will have something unexpected to happen. Which does happen in factories. Frequently.

You only need to look at the car industry, easily the most automated in the world, to see where this is going and why it won't result in job devastation as everyone keeps predicting. Humans are still required for nearly all interior work, and other "finicky" jobs when the car industry has had some fifty five years since the introduction of industrial robots to fix this problem and guess what?

They actually tried to do all this shit with robots and have been trying to for decades and the end result? Garbage. Absolute garbage that isn't as well fitted, reliable, or even as desirable as something where human hands have touched it.

Indeed, some companies are now going in the exact opposite direction with sections of their brand.

Jaguar Landrover continue to build their engines by hand in Wales because they're superior. Nissan's GTR resulted in hand built engines within sealed environments which is now spreading out into their wider brand of higher end vehicles.

Bentley's cars shapes and interiors are so complicated that they do all the work by hand because the robots cannot cope with the complicated welding and stitching patterns.
 
That bit about "often being invited to startups" looking for board members is hilarious. Let's pretend it actually happened. And yet John sits on no boards. He's publicly admitting to flaming out of every single search process he participated in.

It means people are probably first swallowing the carefully crafted image, then actually meet BriBri and realise what a useless, bitchy, ignorant liability she actually would be.
 
The only good thing John Flynt has done in his life is inspire pictures like these:

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Brianna reminds me of those true crime stories of husbands who tell outrageous lies about their finances and employment for years and then end up murdering their wives when they come close to finding out the truth.

I'd warn Frank to watch out but it seems like he's aware of the lying and fine with it.
 
Kiwis, is this the first time we can legitimately say a non-celebrity lolcow has reached worldwide fame?

The whole world is laughing at Wu. CRITICAL. FUCKING. HIT.

The best part? Her initial damage control made it worse. "I'm catching flak over this because I'm a woman" routine didn't work when people were making fun of her for being ignorant. She's transcended lolcowism itself, and reached a new level of hilarity that may not ever be eclipsed in our lifetime. This is to be savored, Kiwis. And as people look into this maniac, people are going to find out more about her hilarious background in utter failure.

We knew this day would come.

Also they're likely going to eventually figure out Wu isn't actually going to run for office and this is little more than a cash-extraction scheme. Wu isn't registered to vote and doesn't have any official ID. She sure as shit doesn't have the necessary paperwork for her congressional run.

The choice is clear: anyone who isn't an insane tranny.

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....And her losing could not be a better thing for congressional Democrats. Holy shit.
 
Wu isn't registered to vote and doesn't have any official ID. She sure as shit doesn't have the necessary paperwork for her congressional run.

When is that going to hit the fan? We must surely be coming up to a deadline. Hm. Ballotpedia says:

According to the FEC, an individual becomes a federal candidate and must begin to report their campaign finances once they have either raised or spent $5,000 in pursuit of the campaign. Within fifteen days of this benchmark for status as a candidate, the individual must register with the FEC and designate his or her official campaign committee to be responsible for the funds and expenditures of the campaign. This committee must have an official treasurer and cannot support any candidate but the one who registered the committee. Detailed financial reports are then made to the FEC every financial quarter after the individual is registered with the FEC. Reports are also made before primaries and before the general election.

Raised or spent five grand. I wonder how long he can put that off...? All of the hard registration deadlines appear to be in the election year, i.e. 2018.
 
We knew this day would come.
Yes, we knew. But who could have guessed that it would be about moon rocks.

This is not just salt.
This is the ludicrous expensive seasoning salt your filthy-rich aunt bought as a gift on her last overseas trip. The stuff which will inevitably collect dust in your kitchen cupboard, because you think it is too expensive to use on anything but your own funeral feast.
 
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