DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

The game getting its own video like this because it was gifted and he needs a really justified reason to stop playing it not to upset the person that gave him it.
It's another situation where the game is actual dogshit and he keeps trying to force it. This felt different than Avowed for some reason though. Same bullshit where everyone knows the game is dogshit and it's only the time it gets low support he throws in the towel.

Funniest part is that he had Ubisoft+ or whatever ready to go and someone still "gifted" it to him.

He keeps playing shit he knows is gonna suck just hoping to catch a whale for the playthrough at this point that is his entire strategy. He might as well just play what he truly likes because it's pretty much proven that it doesn't mean shit for his views/$$$$ past the first stream of a game unless it's a whale asking for a game.

He keeps complaining there are no games well then I guess this is the perfect time to play Metaphor it can't do worse the Yasnooza or Suikoden.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

We are back to trying (and failing) to go viral.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Have to remember that Phil is exactly like KingCobra in that his entire world view is based on 90s sitcoms. Where hard working husband's dream is to sit on the couch and read the paper/watch TV. Where wife is just an annoying side character that takes care of the house.

Phil has zero curiosity, and zero desire to create. He's living the dream in his mind. Except, he's human, an addict, and he knows his dream world is in danger.

If he was a real man, he'd accept he needs fixing, see a physiatrist, a family therapist and a doctor. He's completely capable of turning his life into something worthwhile. He could be making good money while streaming less. But Phil's toddler ego prevents all this.

I do really wonder wtf he does when not playing wwec though. He doesnt even doom scroll reddit or read the news. Wtf does this man do with free time? I would guess read about himself and watch detractor shit. I'm sure that's real healthy for someone like Phil. He is going to snap one day.

 

[(°▽°)]

Kids at home, some advice if you want to become a streamer someday:
Don't spend the entire stream telling everyone you're bored and the game sucks and you want to sleep. No one finds it entertaining. Even if the game sucks, find a way to make it entertaining.

Making it entertaining is chat's job! Why are they even here if they're not going to contribute pahwsitively?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I was listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall yesterday and so much of it reminded me of Phil, especially how badly he wants to avoid changing himself, feeling things, and taking risks. I think if you paired it or Dark Side of the Moon with the right TIHYDP it would create a kino sort of 'Blart Side of the Moon' thing. I'll have to hunt around and see what works, but thought I'd share in case other people saw the vision.

Ashton was trying to get Phil to tear down the wall

 

[Elbe]

Sorry, Phil is comfortably done with all the drama.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I’ve seen a few streamers playing AC and making their streams very entertaining. Who would want to see someone playing a game for 9h and just whining about it, instead of trying to entertain their audience?

Slightly off-topic, but it’s hilarious that a mostly AI-generated slop parody game had at some point more concurrent viewers on Twitch than AC.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

He is phasing out the "phasitive reinforcement" and going back to the good old days of heavy begging with bug eyes and an aggressive snort.

 

[Necrosan]

He is phasing out the "phasitive reinforcement" and going back to the good old days of heavy begging with bug eyes and an aggressive snort.

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"I was hoping that now having these concrete anouncements of we are going to do X, Y and Z, hopefully it will motivate people but at this point, let's just start the stream."

Kek, wants money for saying he'll do something. It's kind of crazy the things that he sneaks when you actually pay attention.

 

[neger psykolog]

I do really wonder wtf he does when not playing wwec though. He doesnt even doom scroll reddit or read the news. Wtf does this man do with free time? I would guess read about himself and watch detractor shit. I'm sure that's real healthy for someone like Phil. He is going to snap one day.

Two things:

A while back he forgot to mute when ending the stream and we could hear him babbling nonsense to himself.

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(thanks @Comma)

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

He is phasing out the "phasitive reinforcement" and going back to the good old days of heavy begging with bug eyes and an aggressive snort.

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The funniest shit is I can't recall within the last 6-8 months where he has made such a big deal about his post-nasal drip and the snorting until yesterday, if you don't count the initial warm welcoming to the new KC people.

We're so back bros. This time, with more scheming, more non-gameplay, and more adult pamper baby entitlement.

 

[King Snake Beggar King]

Guys watch the new assassins creed video but turn the volume all the way up at 01:17. Phil has an exotic animal (bird).

 

[PieceofShet]

Guys watch the new assassins creed video but turn the volume all the way up at 01:17. Phil has an exotic animal (bird).

I hear it. That definetly sounds like an animal!
PPP was right it seems! Im shocked!

A bit sus this info coming from someone who registered just for this, but I do hear it, does sounds like a birb.

 

[Sampi]

We do know from the DM's that he likes to watch ads from other country .

 

[BelgiumPleaDeal]

I hear it. That definetly sounds like an animal!
PPP was right it seems! Im shocked!

A bit sus this info coming from someone who registered just for this, but I do hear it, does sounds like a birb.

Nugget of truth Phil did say he and his wife love birds and wish they could have one to RTU

 

[Kier Starmer]

It sounds like a cockatoo or a parakeet.

 

[Niggernerd]

We do know from the DM's that he likes to watch ads from other country .

"Haha the Uzbekistan ad made me el ol el, ppp"

 

[Poo Twister]

"In China they say....."

 

[dent_whisperer]

I hear it. That definetly sounds like an animal!
PPP was right it seems! Im shocked!

Heard it to. Thought PPP was fucking around but sounds like Phil really did start a zoo at his house.

 

[Niggernerd]

Heard it to. Thought PPP was fucking around but sounds like Phil really did start a zoo at his house.

Honestly it's probably why Khet hates Phil. She's the one that cleans up after all his pets