WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

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How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 772 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.2%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,535 54.5%

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    2,819
i think he may an hero if he had to go through a divorce
He's too much of a giant fat gay baby and narcissist to pull the trigger. He'd start thinking about that next load of fast food. Why not wait until after he eats it? After all he doesn't owe anybody anything! Might as well get on stream and get a little extra money so he can have a nice last meal.

And then he repeats this exact scenario three times a day for the rest of his fat, miserable life.
 
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LolcowLive is scripted slop content that can not be taken seriously ever.

Gnomestar, enjoy your slave empire of fat slobs,
 
Wings has been dodging accusations of being an awful husband for years now.
He’s admitted that he feels he’s a terrible husband on numerous occasions. On streams as recent as a month back, he all but told Kelly to leave because he wasn’t going to fight for her to stay. Boogie and Keem had to intervene.

I’ve contested that the only reason Wings keeps Kelly at the house is to have another person there. Gangster Grandma died some years ago - if she were still around, there would be no use for Kelly. Likewise, Kelly stays around Wings because being married appeases her family, and they both get insurance benefits. They’re basically acquaintances that live in the same mobile mansion with a marriage license to file their taxes jointly.
 
The fact he was able to sit there and scream in her face "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME" after pushing her to the point she fell on a table and nobody stepped in was fucking pathetic. I'm not sure who the skinny girl was yelling at wings but her reaction seemed very genuine and completely justified.
In the clip I just watched, that obese creature (the "female") was essentially assaulting him and had a grip on his arm while pulling on him. She's lucky she didn't get the deserved fist to the face. But who would ever have any contact or interaction with anyone present in that place. Ugh.
 
Petulant snack addict has no self control. Not a surprise. We should be grateful that so many unhinged people like Wings and Boogie are fat and useless. If they were fit and had the same personalities, they would be dangerously out of control. Wings should count his blessings that his own wife doesn't consider him much of a threat after this.
 
Its fake and gay until proven otherwise. For all of the people saying Keem can't act just look at all the bullshit from last year where they were pretending boogie was going crazy. I'll eat my words with in a few weeks Wings isn't back on the podcast doing humiliation rituals.
 
Its fake and gay until proven otherwise. For all of the people saying Keem can't act just look at all the bullshit from last year where they were pretending boogie was going crazy. I'll eat my words with in a few weeks Wings isn't back on the podcast doing humiliation rituals.
For the sake of arguing I'm firmly of the mind that this is not acting, only because wings couldn't even act FAT. He's so inept that I doubt the grandmaster tard wrangler here could get him to perform to specifications at all.
 
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I've taken a step back from thinking this is real and now I want to wait it out a few weeks. I posted this in the Boogie thread too, but the timing of this event getting monetized has me second guessing my assessment.
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Doesn't matter if it was real or fake and gay, none of these retards are fit enough to be performing stunts so someone probably ended up getting injured because fat.
 
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I've taken a step back from thinking this is real and now I want to wait it out a few weeks. I posted this in the Boogie thread too, but the timing of this event getting monetized has me second guessing my assessment.
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I think the fight between those two was staged. I don't think pushing Kelly was, we're dealing with tards here after all.

On LC last night they held a fucking poll to see if the audience wanted wings back and a bunch of speds were voting for him to be let back on. wtf is wrong with people.
 
I've taken a step back from thinking this is real and now I want to wait it out a few weeks. I posted this in the Boogie thread too, but the timing of this event getting monetized has me second guessing my assessment.
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If you're dumb enough to think this shit is real then you're an actual retard. The only thing that seemed real is Wings' wife tumbling over, maybe that was not planned. Even that is being generous.

Say it with me fellas. I will not fall for gnomish tricks.
 
What streaming service or television channel wants this shit? I guess it can go on after my 600 lb life on TLC or whatever it is.
Keem's more retarded than I thought if he thinks this shit is going mainstream.
Not gonna lie it'd fit perfectly on one of the former music channels nobody gives a shit about like VH1 or MTV. I doubt either touches a business contract with lolcow even if they got a ten foot pole. Both Jordie and boogie have said things that are objectively racist without irony or humor, and any channel that would want this kind of fucking drivel is extremely socially conscious. What, are we gonna get the fat white trash show after a rerun of Ice loves Coco?
I hard disagree on at least the push being staged. That woman went down hard
Being optimistic as fuck here, at best it was staged and wings went "into business for himself" and just got too fucking mad about it. It would explain the slam and putting hands on keem, but I doubt that's the case. Go back and look at the times Kelly was on stream, wings coaches the shit out of her to be sure she says whatever "owns the haters" or whatever the fuck he wanted to achieve. It just makes me wonder how much milk we've missed behind the scenes. He was always a complete cunt to her, I can't help but imagine he ran her through a fuckin ringer when the moderator stuff happened. Maybe it is a new thing and a byproduct of him suddenly having support and confidence after "knocking out" (the fat cunt took a dive because he's that lazy imo) boogie and having a mediocre show. Either way this shit is done, nobody worth a fuckin word will ever defend or support him again.
 
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