Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Most likely. But once a retarded pedophile, always a retarded pedophile.
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(Doodle Inspired by that one Goku meme)
 
Alex made a video on Dan Sobel defending him. This seems to be full rage bait attention seeking behavior, similar to his "Pewdiepie sucks" shenanigans from a decade ago.
He admits it.

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I made a joke video defending Dan Sobel to see how Sheldon reacts and then I realize, what's the point.

Although it seems like Sheldon Donner took the bait.

00:00:00 [Music] hey everybody it's me Sheldon um I'm [ __ ] pissed off right now because unbeknownst to me that Kermes has made a video he's like "Stop hating Dan Soil dan Soil is this and that." Kermes let me tell you something dan Sil is a [ __ ] pedophile and a zufile and he's like the worst [ __ ] person I've ever met in my entire life and what you watch the you probably watch the videos you probably uh seen the documentaries and you've seen all this [ __ ] but you're all like "Oh I think Dan Sil is a nice guy." Blah blah

00:00:46 blah blah blah oh my [ __ ] god go [ __ ] [ __ ] yourself dude and this is exactly why okay this is exactly why Kiwi Farms is [ __ ] stalking you and [ __ ] like that i mean give me a [ __ ] break i feel like I want to [ __ ] break your jaw if you say like "Oh I'm I'm going to support Dance." Like let's watch this [ __ ] [ __ ] this is [ __ ] evidence right here stop hating on Dan okay dan is actually the greatest YouTuber in the world nope nope he's not yes he is yes he is yes he is he's not a sex offender

00:01:37 yes he is yes he is he's not yes he is okay so this is this is him uh babbling about oh he's not this and that and he's just [ __ ] denying every single thing that comes up on his mind like when you see the truth out there he [ __ ] denies every single [ __ ] truth like Jesus Christ and look at this comment right here look at this comment right here this is a kiwi farmer i'm I think I'm assuming you do realize that you're defending the same guy who said absolutely hiniest things to a child right which is

00:02:26 true and before you say "But this is satire," look at yourself in the mirror and wonder to yourself what mistakes you've made led to the point and re-evaluate your life choices exactly it's a joke video oh my god nah Keras you're using that as an excuse to get away with [ __ ] like that go [ __ ] [ __ ] yourself you [ __ ] Mr noodle uh Seth Rogan looking ass it's a joke video go [ __ ] [ __ ] yourself i don't care it's still unacceptable look at your Look at yourself in the mirror and Yeah yeah you

00:03:09 should look yourself in the mirror and as a matter of fact I don't [ __ ] believe that you have a job whether you have a job or not I don't believe that you have a job okay i And I'm pretty sure that you never will since you're [ __ ] wasting your [ __ ] uh money buying records and uh anime stuff like that i mean give me a [ __ ] break this is exactly why I'm [ __ ] depressed and if you want to know how I'm depressed uh today go check out the um community post but it's a joke it's a joke well guess

00:03:49 what you're not funny you're You're never [ __ ] funny am I laughing no the [ __ ] I'm not i mean you're a giant [ __ ] hypocrite okay if you think that you love Dan Soul so much then why are you [ __ ] like why is there videos saying that you hate Dan Soul blah blah blah blah blah let's look at a Let's check it out shall we uh let me see here i don't want to be famous well too [ __ ] late how about that you chose this [ __ ] path you chose this path whatsoever let me look it up real quick kermes v

00:04:41 uh uh 1997 Dan Soell [Music] H well there is a Kiwi Farms forum that you hated Dan Silva let's let's look it up shall we hold up okay so this is him saying "I have stumbled across a highly autistic man named Dan Soil for those who have no idea who he is." Blah blah blah blah blah so he made this so you were like hating on Dan Soil and blah blah blah blah blah i mean give me a break well guess what Alex this is not funny your [ __ ] joke video is not even funny that makes you look like a [ __ ] psycho okay that makes you that

00:05:52 that even makes you look like you may want to uh be on the sex offenders list because this is [ __ ] ridiculous and that is just vile i mean give me a break
Summary

In this heated rant, Sheldon expresses his intense frustration towards Kermes for defending Dan Sobel, whom Sheldon categorizes as a “pedophile” and the “worst person” he has ever encountered. He vehemently rejects Kermes’ claim that Sobel is a good person and dismisses the idea that defending Sobel is acceptable, even if framed as satire. Throughout the video, Sheldon emphasizes the seriousness of allegations against Sobel and criticizes Kermes for ignoring them. He raises the idea that Kermes may be a hypocrite for both claiming to support Sobel while also having previously made negative comments about him. Sheldon ends his tirade by characterizing Kermes as unemployed and using money unwisely, reinforcing his distance from Kermes’ perspectives while expressing his distress about the situation, ultimately labeling the entire debate surrounding Sobel as ridiculous and vile.

Highlights

🔥 Sheldon’s Anger: Sheldon openly declares his anger towards Kermes for defending Dan Sobel, categorizing him as one of the most reprehensible figures in his life.

🚫 Allegations Against Sobel: He reiterates serious claims against Sobel, implying that many who take a softer stance on him are ignoring profound truths.

⚖️ Hypocrisy Accusation: Sheldon accuses Kermes of hypocritical behavior, pointing out that he has both defended and criticized Sobel.

😡 Satire Dispute: Sheldon disputes any notion that Kermes’ defense of Sobel is comedic or satirical, stressing that it borderlines on acceptable behavior.

😔 Personal Toll: He shares that the discussion surrounding Sobel affects his mental health, indicating a personal struggle with the situation.

💰 Financial Misjudgment: Sheldon critiques Kermes for spending behavior, suggesting that his financial choices reflect poorly on his character.

🚨 Call for Reflection: Sheldon prompts Kermes and others who defend Sobel to reevaluate their life choices in light of the serious allegations.
Key Insights

😡 Public Figures and Accountability: Sheldon’s vehement opposition highlights how public figures, especially those involved in controversies, should be scrutinized closely. The emotional weight behind his argument reflects a broader societal concern regarding accountability, particularly in cases involving sensitive issues like pedophilia.

In-depth analysis: In the digital age, public personas are often shielded by their followers. Sheldon’s passionate rhetoric serves as a call for fans to critically evaluate public figures and recognize the potential harm of blind support. This scenario underscores the importance of discerning judgment over mere fandom.

🔍 Importance of Evidence: The repeated insistence on the “truth” regarding Dan Sobel’s allegations illustrates the paramount role of evidence in shaping opinions on controversial figures.

In-depth analysis: Sheldon’s call for people to examine the evidence against Sobel rather than succumb to the superficial allure of support challenges viewers to approach discussions around public figures with a critical mindset. Evidence-based assessments can significantly alter perceptions in the court of public opinion.

😕 Impact of Satire in Sensitive Discourse: The crux of Sheldon’s frustration with Kermes revolves around the invocation of satire as a justification for supporting Sobel.

In-depth analysis: Satire often blurs the lines between acceptable humor and harmful rhetoric, particularly on sensitive subjects. Sheldon argues against using parody as a shield against accountability for supporting troubling individuals, pushing for a clearer understanding of when humor becomes harmful.

📉 Mental Health and Outsider Perspectives: Sheldon openly confronts his emotional distress regarding the issue, revealing personal stakes that influence his vehement defense of his beliefs.

In-depth analysis: By including emotional confessions about his mental health struggles tied to such public controversies, Sheldon brings to light how divisive topics can deeply affect individual mental well-being, urging viewers to recognize the personal impact of their public discourse choices.

⚔️ Social Media Dynamics: The video illustrates the combative nature of social media interactions, particularly in controversial debates where opinions can lead to harsh confrontations.

In-depth analysis: The hyperbolic language Sheldon employs emphasizes the volatility of online debates, where individuals often resort to extreme expressions of dissent to cut through the noise. Such dynamics can foster a toxic environment where constructive dialog is sidelined in favor of inflammatory rhetoric.

💔 The Dilemma of Fan Loyalty: Sheldon’s dissection of Kermes’ defense of Sobel reveals the complex interplay of loyalty among online fans and critics alike.

In-depth analysis: The emotional

Lol.

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I view everyone who calls me a pedophile as inferior. They don't get the same privileges as superior people and must wear the dunce cap.

As such, Sheldon Donner is de facto, inferior.
 
Here's a math problem for Alex since he is such a whiz at numbers
If there are 7 days in a week, why does Alex only shower 1 time?
Transfolx can have a difficult time with showers. It can trigger intense dysphoria to brush against the tip of your penis in a fat fold.

Moreover, autists like Alex are very sensitive. Was he a blind, deaf earless and harmless boy, he would be less likely to resent the feeling of the water rushing over him.

The man is just unlucky. Showers where not in the cards.
 
I view everyone who calls me a pedophile as inferior. They don't get the same privileges as superior people and must wear the dunce cap.
When he eventually does return to Canada and inevitably tries to call the RCMP, I hope he takes the time to explain the superiority of his degenerate paraphilia towards ampu-teens.
 
Moreover, autists like Alex are very sensitive. Was he a blind, deaf earless and harmless boy, he would be less likely to resent the feeling of the water rushing over him.
Cleanliness is right up there with other common self-care practices like dieting and exercise, and even though it might take the least amount of effort among those activities (and leaves you feeling better for it), I guess these retards would much rather be miserable instead.
 
Cleanliness is right up there with other common self-care practices like dieting and exercise, and even though it might take the least amount of effort among those activities (and leaves you feeling better for it), I guess these retards would much rather be miserable instead.
You get I was joking right?
 
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God he's such a pathetic tryhard.
Knowing math doesn't make you smart, it means you know math, you're still socially retarded.
Ever hear of EQ? It means emotional quotient, i.e. emotional intelligence, which is arguably the most important type of "iq".

Basically, it judges your on the spot problem solving skills in social situations which again, you fail miserably at, Alex.
 
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God he's such a pathetic tryhard.
Knowing math doesn't make you smart, it means you know math,
You're assuming he does know math.

We're talking about someone who pretends to know 50 languages and who have shown themselves to be terrible in every single one they felt confident enough to speak outloud.

Alex is not smart. Whichever metric you want to judge by, he is significantly below average.

Enthusiasm does not make up for retardation.
 
I doubt that Alex actually actually knows much about math. He probably just watches shitty math YouTube videos that oversimplify concepts and obsess over stuff that no one cares about (no hate) and then thinks that he is a math genius afterwards.
 
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