DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This is what the chat of a blue collar worker looks like while playing one of the most popular games ever:

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Nightbot holding down the fort. :semperfidelis:
 
Outside of the first 10 minutes of the RTU podcast has Phil ever brought up his 4D Chess kingsnake scheme again? Did he have his first ever moment of self awareness and decide that it was such a retarded thing to say he's just going to ignore it for the rest of his life?
He's pretty much memory-holed that entire thing and acting like he was the victim. Expect him to retcon the entire saga very soon.
 
Outside of the first 10 minutes of the RTU podcast has Phil ever brought up his 4D Chess kingsnake scheme again? Did he have his first ever moment of self awareness and decide that it was such a retarded thing to say he's just going to ignore it for the rest of his life?
He did here (I left the rest in for context but you can skip to 30s)

Notice his awkward reaction. Even Phil knows, nobody is buying that shit. He is probably still going to use it from time to time if it is convenient. Logic, consistency and reality are concepts that don't matter too much in the snortex.
 
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I do actually feel sorry for DSP in a way. He's a middle aged man that has accomplished basically nothing with his life and hates his job. He's like Kevin spacey in American beauty, but with a very fat wife and a cat instead of a daughter. He's stuck doing this boring crap for literally no-one for the next 30 years until he retires and realises he has no savings or pension and has to do elderly reaction videos to afford the few calories he scrape together to survive another day.

Any misfortune is tolerable if you have people, but he doesn't even have that. His wife may as well be furniture and he isn't close to his parents. It's dire. No matter how shitty your life is, at least you can say 'at least I'm not DSP'
 
Successful, street-smart blue collar worker at work:



EDIT: DSP is getting trolled in CoD.

Here's 3 minutes of ThinskinPhil trying to block and report a troll while standing AFK in a corner, fucking over his team in the process before quitting the match:



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So he's mad the KC has a profitable system that let's them take weeks off without repercussions specifically in a country suffering the worst on the economic side?
Phil you're full blown insane.
If only someone offered to cover all expenses for Phil to take a few days off down in Florida

Phil's issue isn't a lack of profits, it's a lack of self-control when it comes to spending. If he didn't waste all his money on RGB lights/Doordash/Hogans/gin, he could pretty reliably take a few weeks off each year to travel. Arguably even more if he just stayed at home, which we know he prefers to do as it is.
 
If only someone offered to cover all expenses for Phil to take a few days off down in Florida

Phil's issue isn't a lack of profits, it's a lack of self-control when it comes to spending. If he didn't waste all his money on RGB lights/Doordash/Hogans/gin, he could pretty reliably take a few weeks off each year to travel. Arguably even more if he just stayed at home, which we know he prefers to do as it is.
The RGB lights and PC shit was next to nothing. They barely even register. 100% its doordash/hogans/gin and whatever other dumb shit.
 
My god what book smart, street retarded MORON designed the middle khando unit?

Acoustically misshaped so neighbor kids can send their bird like screeching directly into his room, DESPITE the gaudiest sound foam money can buy.

Second (impossible to access) access gate that traps even the most stalwart of dashers.

Perfectly angled roof and window that will not only capture FULL sun, but HEATWAVE sun, PURE sun, and SUMMER sun.
 
I know there is constant discussion about the "lowcowness" of DSP, and most non-fans say that all he does is play video games badly, and that he is boring because of it. They miss the point that the most interesting things about him are outside of games, but they are correct that the gaming parts of him have become increasingly bland and "non-lowcowlike." However, I personally have one exception to this, and that is these COD streams.

It is truly fascinating to me how, after literally EVERY. SINGLE. DEATH., he has a snide remark to make about the game or players that aren't him. I'm amazed that he doesn't get tired of saying something negative (never about his own gameplay) with the exact same timing and inflection every death, especially since you die all the time in COD. His ego is so fragile that he has to never die in a game that is all about fast-paced life and death for the game to not have something intrinsically wrong with it. Every time I think to myself, "Surely he won't be forced to say an excuse this time and will just keep playing," and he never does. Saying he has negative self-awareness is too generous at this point. I have met people and watched people that constantly make excuses when playing games, but I have never seen someone so consistently do it after EVERY death.
 
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