Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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S.C.U.D. said:
Only post so far that has gotten it right. As many have already pointed out this is not a Taser, but it is also NOT a stun gun. It is a cattle prod. In fact, it's this cattle prod, which is legally bought and sold in the British Isles:
You can tell it's a cattle prod and not a stun gun because stun guns make lots of loud noises and look menacing with electrical discharge because their secondary purpose is to scare people, stun guns are for farm animals and the only objective is giving them a shock. Keffals is not in illegal possession of a stun gun because this is legally not a stun gun.
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Thanks for the info. I guessed it was something non-illegal without knowing what a cattle prod was.

Officially a lolcow zapper.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Edit: In regards to it being a Cattle prod: In the UK it can be illegal to have a baseball bat in your car because it could be used as a weapon, if pulled over you need to be able to show that that's not it's intended purpose (for example having baseballs etc in the car as well).
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In the U.S. things are much more slack. While it could conceivably be illegal to have a baseball bat or some other kind of club in your case if they decided you had some illegal intent for it, in reality, if you get pulled over and you have something like a tire iron or a bat on the passenger seat and they ask you what it's for, it's a "tire checker" or something.

And they'll look at you like "okay buddy" and not give a shit.
S.C.U.D. said:
Only post so far that has gotten it right. As many have already pointed out this is not a Taser, but it is also NOT a stun gun. It is a cattle prod. In fact, it's this cattle prod, which is legally bought and sold in the British Isles:
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You think he got it at some bondage dungeon?

I'd assume this would be illegal if you were driving around with it and had no legitimate reason for it (at least in the UK) because self-defense is a reason. Maybe sexually torturing yourself in your own home is legal, or at least not expressly illegal.
 
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i would not be surprised if lucas shocking himself was some form of BDSM fetish shit. that bf he mentioned having a while back might be his BDSM master. it would explain why he seemed like he was fucked up. though i guess the only way to prove such a thing would be to monitor whos watching his streams and who he seems to react to the most when told to do something.
 
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Keffals: "Yesterday's stream was fun." [...]
"The prod is an electric fly swatter."
(Still pathetic. Might demote them from cow to fly.)
Random Italian. Our fly dated a girl.
Buckshot roulette - electric fly swatter.
Will no longer personally use its social accounts and pay someone else to do.
Reinstates that it has a life.
No politics (subject to change)
No drama. Mention of it results to being sent to a gulag
There lots of problems in the world people (blah, blah, blah), content creator drama doesn't matter.
Took a year of self reflection. Conclusion: Keffals wanted a community guys.
Priority #1: positive bubble.
Doesn't read non kgg chats
Can't make a damn poll without help from the mods.
 
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Depressed_Oni said:
Is there no context to him whipping out and shocking himself at all? Not some weird “for 50$ I’ll taze myself” thing?
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It was a lose condition for the game he was playing.

More clips:


Keffals shows off his keyboard.


Keffals gives his Signal to a chatter.


Keffals talks about his return to streaming.

You can find his stream from yesterday on Odysee or Rumble
 
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lol at the dickless hunchbacked faggot in womens clothes yet again.
I knew you couldn't stay away from streaming Lucas.
Nice diazepam+booze mumble you have going on dude, I see the drug money's running low since you had to sell sex-services(probably) on all the sexpest caves of Ireland for a half a pack of Benzos and even had to test waters on your shitty streaming channel.
(with great success)
YWNBAW Lucas, never.
 
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Washed-up minor early 2000s celeb looking rough.
 
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what even is the appeal of bdsm if you literally had your genitals reshapen into something that can't feel pleasure

edit, also did keffals get liposuction or something or is that just the power of cocaine
 
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TaimuRadiu said:
what even is the appeal of bdsm if you literally had your genitals reshapen into something that can't feel pleasure
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If you can't get sexual pleasure naturally, because you insanely destroyed your own genitals to the point they aren't functional, there's no way of getting off at all without taking extreme measures like harming yourself or others.

That's why troons are such sexually violent predators, like Dong Gone and this fucking clown.
 
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I'd love to travel back in time to the height of #DropKiwiFarms and show Keffals, on his narc and literal high, what his future held.

I'm sure he thought he was about to break through to the mainstream and be lauded as the brave warrioress who took down KiwiFarms and ushered in a new era of trans acceptance. Instead he's shocking himself with a cattleprod on a sub 500 stream while visibly balding, the pendulum is swinging back and KiwiFarms is still going - but finds him largely too boring to discuss, because he's utterly irrelevant.

On the other hand he might just fixate on finding the cattleprod hot, so probably just as well we can't timetravel.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Not very, but he appears to have abandoned all pretence of looking like a woman, even on stream.
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If you shooped out the ratty long hair that's just a dude in a Kurt Cobain sweater (foreshadowing??).
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aint been in this thread in any real serious way since DKF and man, that thing went from silly putty to just despair. This is Baltimore as a person. Why did you give up the persona Mr.Roberts. You lose steam in your bullshit.
 
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