DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[arrivefriday]

I know there is constant discussion about the "lowcowness" of DSP, and most non-fans say that all he does is play video games badly, and that he is boring because of it. They miss the point that the most interesting things about him are outside of games, but they are correct that the gaming parts of him have become increasingly bland and "non-lowcowlike." However, I personally have one exception to this, and that is these COD streams.

It is truly fascinating to me how, after literally EVERY. SINGLE. DEATH., he has a snide remark to make about the game or players that aren't him. I'm amazed that he doesn't get tired of saying something negative (never about his own gameplay) with the exact same timing and inflection every death, especially since you die all the time in COD. His ego is so fragile that he has to never die in a game that is all about fast-paced life and death for the game to not have something intrinsically wrong with it. Every time I think to myself, "Surely he won't be forced to say an excuse this time and will just keep playing," and he never does. Saying he has negative self-awareness is too generous at this point.

He's the same when he plays fighting games, it's one of the few things that he makes that are watchable, although in very short segments.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

How anyone believes this bullshit, I don’t know.

Him addressing it just lends even more credence that he’s hiding something.

 

[DeeTracktor]

TLDR: Phil is stuck in a mindset where showing emotions = bad and being gay and he has to be that macho man

The man who will cry at the drop of the hat to bait donations and not get a beating from Jaha...

Heard it to. Thought PPP was fucking around but sounds like Phil really did start a zoo at his house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq-0HX75S7U

 

[Kheapathic]

My god what book smart, street retarded MORON designed the middle khando unit?

Acoustically misshaped so neighbor kids can send their bird like screeching directly into his room, DESPITE the gaudiest sound foam money can buy.

Second (impossible to access) access gate that traps even the most stalwart of dashers.

Perfectly angled roof and window that will not only capture FULL sun, but HEATWAVE sun, PURE sun, and SUMMER sun.

If Phil understood anything about business, and why The Casino only does three shows a week, he'd understand the importance of research. The Casino doesn't just shoot from the hip, they have to do research, they even do it off stream, imagine the horror. But Phil, he lives in the moment; his original plan was to house hunt in Seattle, Florida (wasn't gonna happen), and Texas per his original plan. But he takes an extended vacation with Leanna, blows money on tourist shit, sees the house, and buys it without even checking out the other places he planned to. Not only does he buy one of the first houses they check out, but he doesn't do things like check what sides of the house the bedrooms are on (north facing is coolest); he doesn't do research, as much as he fucking pretended to in the past. Keeping all that electrical shit running in his room, door closed, and other shit doesn't help either; but Phil's a fucking retard who can't change his life to let the door be open to allow the air to circulate, that's too fucking difficult and would completely destroy his business.

He threw that hissy fit at a viewer and told them they don't understand heat. Nigger, you ain't no fucking physicist who understands heat and not that I can either, but I bet you can't recite any of the rules of thermodynamics. Not that you'd fucking need to, because humanity solved this shit long before eggheads started putting numbers and calculations to things.

 

[Comma]

The trolling in CoD continues. He again quits the match, now using the excuse that he wants to change his loadout:

No amount of retarded "troll" contributions can beat this type of trolling, hands down. This is the true gold dust.

EDIT: He's now ragequiting matches in rapid succession, claiming he killed other players, but "the game just didn't register it":

I guess the loadout change didn't help. Weird!

EDIT:

RED ALERT! WAGEQUIT WARNING! RED ALERT!

And the clip below is in no way, shape or form completely out of context. I promise.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I have the the same AC unit as Phil. It takes 0 minutes to hookup. It even has a fan setting so it's useful without jacking up his electricty bills (he needs to budget so he can RGB more of the house).

Too hard. Too much work.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Here's 3 minutes of ThinskinPhil trying to block and report a troll while standing AFK in a corner, fucking over his team in the process before quitting the match:

perfection lmao

 

[Balr0g]

Memology's next clip collection title "64 year old man trying to felt a troll while looking like a hobo"

 

[Benchod]

How anyone believes this bullshit, I don’t know.

He definitely gets off on getting away with lies.

 

[(°▽°)]

Guys watch the new assassins creed video but turn the volume all the way up at 01:17. Phil has an exotic animal (bird).

I hear it. That definetly sounds like an animal!
PPP was right it seems! Im shocked!

A bit sus this info coming from someone who registered just for this, but I do hear it, does sounds like a birb.

I live in a similar climate and if I leave the window open upstairs I can hear the chirpy little fuckers in the trees outside even when I'm all the way downstairs.

 

[San Dimas High School]

How anyone believes this bullshit, I don’t know.

Hasn't he said that he doesn't buy candy to give out to kids trick or treating because his shitty community doesn't have any kids?

 

[Love Is Blue]

Hasn't he said that he doesn't buy candy to give out to kids trick or treating because his shitty community doesn't have any kids?

we all know the real reason is if he bought candy for Halloween FatFuckKhet would eat it all the instant the delivery guy dropped it at their door

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Hasn't he said that he doesn't buy candy to give out to kids trick or treating because his shitty community doesn't have any kids?

Also he somehow knows that it is a specific neighbor kid sperging out. "The neighbors were out there playing with their kids and one of them was shrieking so loud". Doesn't this glorified incel pretty much have zero contact/knowledge of his neighbors? How would he even know? Also if this was the late stream, kinda late for kids? This whole story is complete nonsense and as usual he should have just kept his mouth shut.

edit: edited to clarify

 

[Kheapathic]

Hasn't he said that he doesn't buy candy to give out to kids trick or treating because his shitty community doesn't have any kids?

Correct, and I'm willing to accept this as true, but also willing to issue another theory.

Let's take Phil at face value; not many of the people in his community have children, and with the gate, there are no children going door to door in traditional Halloween fashion.

Alternative take; I've been seeing many people and communities eschew traditional Halloween for more insular communal things at churches and other groups; I'm not saying traditional door to door doesn't happen, it does, but a certain type of higher class people go for something more insular. So if there are children in the community and there is a function for the children, it possibly takes place in one of the communal buildings or houses that may opt-in.

I'm not saying Phil's wrong, he could be right for all I know, because HOAs are God's reminder that Satan and his Demons are here on Earth; but with everything from Phil, you have to wonder what the nugget of truth is, and how he's stretching it.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Hasn't he said that he doesn't buy candy to give out to kids trick or treating because his shitty community doesn't have any kids?

Several times I've heard him say trick or treating is not allowed.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

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We are back to trying (and failing) to go viral.

It's nearing 5k views. That's more than viral for Phil's standards.

 

[Comma]

LMAO. He just went full-on Fatwa on "half of the Kick chat" for being trolls, urging people to "rally" by donating to prove them wrong, calling PPP "a fat fuck" and Warski "some fucking degenerate on drugs" in the process:

So much for being done with drama, I guess.


EDIT:

Dentykoala instantly starts handing out a total of 6 gifted subs on Kick, but this does not please our blue collar worker:

EDIT:

The troll is back with a new name:



Aaaaand ragequit:

His conclusion on this dumpster fire of a stream: "Well, it was a good stream regardless!"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

perfection lmao
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Always love it when he said his k/d is “good Dood!” When he camps and get a 7/5. Of course, your k/d will be 1.4 when you don’t move and wait for people since one he’s moves he’s dead.

 

[depth tester]

he has a snide remark to make about the game or players that aren't him.

My favorite moments when he plays any CoD are the "pussy quick scope" loops. He will just say it over and over with little to no variation.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

LMAO. He just went full-on Fatwa on "half of the Kick chat" for being trolls, urging people to "rally" by donating to prove them wrong, calling PPP "a fat fuck" and Warski "some fucking degenerate on drugs" in the process:

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I guess this is what the kids call "crashing out" these days.