"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Demetrius]

Bunk beds

No, they'd fall through. IDK if a bunk bed can support that kinda weight. Inevitably, someone is going to get their face crushed and impaled with a stray nail from the frame like something out of a grind album cover.

1000 pages, biatch!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

No, they'd fall through. IDK if a bunk bed can support that kinda weight. Inevitably, someone is going to get their face crushed and impaled with a stray nail from the frame like something out of a grind album cover.

1000 pages, biatch!

Phil can’t even ride a bike. I’d pay to see him try to get on the top bunk.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Phil can’t even ride a bike. I’d pay to see him try to get on the top bunk.

I’d pay to see his roommates reaction to Phil bouncing and squeaking up there all night.

 

[Flamin Park]

Phil can’t even ride a bike. I’d pay to see him try to get on the top bunk.

There's no way Phil gets top bunk
Hell last time he got the couch in his own apartment

 

[The Dude]

538 square feet is a tiny apartment! Either Zoe is comfortable with REALLY tight living conditions or he’s sharing a bed with our spud. Either option has hilarious potential, especially given Phil’s lack of hygiene. We need to get some recon on this troon because there’s a lot to laugh at.

Well, "Zoe" is a he-she like Phil, and they aren't known for having good personal hygiene. Especially when they are broke losers bouncing around from one couch to another, because they aren't mature enough to stay financially stable and house themselves like a grown-ass adult. So chances are "Zoe's" personal hygiene and grooming habits are atrocious like Phil's are...though it's yet to be seen if he also has green shit growing on his nasty-ass Shrek feet like Phil does.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Phil was able to live with Toren. If Zoe just lays in bed, drinking vodka and bitching on twitter, they’re set.

I hope we’re getting a sequel to the vodka ogre saga

Taters getting cucked out of his own bedroom... again would be incredibly funny.

How pathetic do you have to be to lose control of your own place? Then I remember this is the man who lost a knife fight to an unarmed potato.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Oh Boy, wait until Phil finds out about the Mossad Agents.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh Boy, wait until Phil finds out about the Mossad Agents.
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I don't know what's more sad.

Taters posting this shit. Or the fact he's trying to get others to believe he's such a super spud.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I was once in a supermarket and this guy who looked none-too-bright wandered up to me at random and asked what that "sweet Jew wine" was called. That stuff is absolute shit for stewbums.

Serious question: Was he black? The blacks for some reason love this shit. Us Jews use it as the cheapest wine that technically can be used for religious purposes/wine that children can drink for religious purposes - basically jewish communion wine, it's more grape juice than wine.



Also on the Kosher thing: It's less "pray over food" and more the whole process. As to why? It's commanded in the torah, that's it, It's also a safe way to slaughter/make sure you're not getting diseases if you live in a 3rd world shithole/not the 21st century. Kosher slaughter involves checking the animal inside and out, Halal is literally just prayer and slice. You could kosher slaughter an animal and it could still not be kosher (, because the animal has some internal issue but is technically safe to eat). It is at point we sell it to muslims.

 

[Tiresome]

Bunk beds

"The top bunk is mine, the bottom bunk is just a pan full of my drippings."

 

[Drama Trauma]

Oh Boy, wait until Phil finds out about the Mossad Agents.
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Happy 1000 pages Phil!

 

[Bogliacci]

If he has another palestine flag pizza I'm going to lose it. how DARE he, how DARE he have a palestine flag pizza!

Im going to need to get something to cancel out his palestine flag pizza

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I don't know what's more sad.

Taters posting this shit. Or the fact he's trying to get others to believe he's such a super spud.

I offer a third option. Five hours later, no interactions of any kind.

He’s tweeting this shit into the void. The only ones who care or even notice are us.

 

[a hapless toad]

Us Jews use it as the cheapest wine that technically can be used for religious purposes/wine that children can drink for religious purposes - basically jewish communion wine, it's more grape juice than wine.

My brother in Abraham, Manischewitz is 11%!

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

My brother in Abraham, Manischewitz is 11%!

It all makes sense now........ but it's so fucking bad....brb gonna get shitfaced on the weekday for science.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I offer a third option. Five hours later, no interactions of any kind.
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He’s tweeting this shit into the void. The only ones who care or even notice are us.

Nice creases on the brand new flag you ordered from Jeff Bezos.

The Shahada, meaning "testimony" or "declaration of faith," is a foundational statement in Islam, declaring the oneness of God (Allah) and the prophethood of Muhammad. It's the first of the Five Pillars of Islam and is recited by Muslims to embrace Islam.

 

[The Un-Clit]

My brother in Abraham, Manischewitz is 11%!

I have to admit it, the only wines I like ARE sweet wines. I might just have to give this a try, if it's even sold in Canada, we're pretty Jew-lite up here, at least in the Vancouver area. Toronto is New York: Hoser Edition so they probably have more over there.

 

[a hapless toad]

I have to admit it, the only wines I like ARE sweet wines. I might just have to give this a try, if it's even sold in Canada, we're pretty Jew-lite up here, at least in the Vancouver area. Toronto is New York: Hoser Edition so they probably have more over there.

Oh God don't do it, fren.. I've only had it once in a shot glass and that was enough.

Stick to your native icewine or if you want to branch out then the ghetto bitches are all about Moscato these days.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I have to admit it, the only wines I like ARE sweet wines. I might just have to give this a try, if it's even sold in Canada, we're pretty Jew-lite up here, at least in the Vancouver area. Toronto is New York: Hoser Edition so they probably have more over there.

I remember that one of the best sangrias that I've ever had used Manischewitz in addition to the reds as a secret ingredient. Very high octane.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Nice creases on the brand new flag you ordered from Jeff Bezos.
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Of course, he has a St Pauli ‘riot’ scarf on his wall. Phil, a fat American who knows fuck all about football and especially about the background of St Pauli.

St Pauli fans get annoyed at this. Go start this stuff at your own football club, that’s the point, but Phil knows nothing of football or its culture, and so sees ‘alternative style fans’ and ‘riot’ on a scarf and believes he’s found his friends.

They HATE posers, Phil, and they’re there for the love of the game. You are a clueless wannabe from the other side of the planet, and everything that St Pauli fans hate.