Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Can we all, please, I'm begging you all - stop sperging about this heifer's precise tonnage and just collectively agree that she's really, really, really, really, REALLY fucking fat??

Pretty please. I don't actually care if she's in the 500s or the 600s, it makes no difference whatsoever to what makes her such a hilarious, sloppy, braying, alcoholic permavirgin whose only redeeming feature is her dog.

I know you all really wanna be the one to correctly guess her weight, but I don't think Null is giving out carnival prizes for that (epic idea for a forum raffle/fundraiser though!) and it's getting really tedious to read through.

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Thanks.
 
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Barbarella said:
She’s her own best troll.
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I Love Stickers said:
Come the fuck on, this bitch is HEAVY, but not 700 lbs heavy. She's not 400 lb either. She looks 500 lbs, she behaves 500 lbs, she prolly smells 500 lbs too.
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It’s like you’ve never watched an episode of my 600lb life. Those fatties are well over 600lbs and nowhere near as fat as Anna, nor as tall. When they have the occasional death fat tall man, they’re barely in the 700s. She is - for all intents and purposes - as big and obese as those men, and they don’t have the fat ass, legs, and back fat that she does. It’s like people don’t want to believe it for some strange reason. Are we really on the side of her being LESS fat than the 600lb deathfats?
 
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here’s something that’s always bothered me: Anna’s constant staring at herself when filming selfie-style. Instead of looking into the camera / at the viewer, she is ALWAYS looking at herself. For someone so incredibly mannish, fugly, and repulsive, I’ve never understood her narcissism and conceit. To think she actually l i k e s what she sees in the reflection is truly alarming and disturbing.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
I think she wanted the bagel video to go viral for being so #relatable and so was doubly disappointed when it didn’t.
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I agree. She thinks much of her weird and inappropriate behavior is admirable to strangers. Even when she gets feedback that she's wrong (Target video), she refuses to learn from it.

We've all had a day where everything went wrong and we're more emotionally vulnerable for some reason. Maybe your boyfriend dumped you or your cat died. But when your dinner takeout gets fucked up and you melt down pathetically...you do it quietly at home or in your car. Why would you film it, and upload it to an online audience? Then spend months defending your bullshit afterwards?

Anna is a great cow because she does that. She really, truly, believes there's this trendy 25 yr old audience cheering her on from behind her phone screen. Only trolls and haters would say otherwise!!
ThankGodForAtheists said:
To think she actually l i k e s what she sees in the reflection is truly alarming and disturbing.
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Have you seen the Evie thread where she posts thirst pics while wearing an oxygen tube? Sexy!!
 
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Anna's always been a, shallow, self absorbed cunt that doesn't appreciate other people's time, efforts and their own existence even. It was just a lot easier to pass off when she was this relatively "bubbly" NYC tech worker with what was outwardly an aspirational lifestyle. People are always willing to indulge in lenience towards people they consider aspirational, certainly so in parasocial relationships.

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I bet she just couldn't figure out the ordering process. Aging millenial. Many such cases.
 
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MongInTheMirror said:
Can we all, please, I'm begging you all - stop sperging about this heifer's precise tonnage and just collectively agree that she's really, really, really, really, REALLY fucking fat??

Thanks.
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I agree however I had already done a look into the hyperbaric chamber.
It looks to be an OxyHealth Fortius 420 or very similar
The door diameter is 26.3 in (66.80 cm) and she could barely squeeze her ass into it.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
I was just watching a video about "glow ups" as a trend on TikTok*, and after watching these pretty little barely 20-somethings spackle and shave and strap their faces into submission on a regular basis just to avoid looking 25, it actually made seeing Anna's sloppiness all the more jarring. Compared to some of the most popular young ladies on TikTok, Anna looks like a she belongs to a separate species.

Her pivot to munchiedom is wise on her part when you know who she's competing against - I don't think she'd last 15 minutes into one of these girls' 2-hour morning routines involving injected supplements, cardio/strength training on an empty stomach, red light therapy and a 25-step shower routine that uses butt masks. It's almost tragic that her only worth in advertising now requires letting a fraud sever parts of her to encourage others to do the same, but, well, it is Anna, after all. Consider it karmic retribution for Data's mistreatment.

*For anyone curious, this was the video I watched. I don't usually watch this Youtuber so I don't know if she's a dipshit, but I found the video illuminating all the same.
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I’d rather be Anna than one of those girls. I’d take the 500 pounds and shorter life over that level of looks obsession, I just couldn’t do it, I’m a tomboy sort. Well maybe I could because being as big as Anna would be physically painful but I would really hate having to do a 25 step shower routine with butt masks!

It would be neat if one of us could invent an in ground hidden scale that sends the data remotely that we could hide somewhere all of the gorls live. We could throw it out there like how they do spike strips in a police chase and then reel it back in. It wouldn’t be cow tipping if they had no idea what was going on would it? It’s just data collection…
I call shenanigans said:
Fuck off! It is and always has meant the mons pubis.
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I agree with I call shenanigans, she is in a field where she knows this stuff. The fupa is an area above the pubic area, a panus is a dangling bag of fat that goes down whereas a fupa is more up and out, it’s a whole different ballgame cause there is so much fat that a pannus develops and hangs low .
 
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Eglantine said:
I agree however I had already done a look into the hyperbaric chamber.
It looks to be an OxyHealth Fortius 420 or very similar
The door diameter is 26.3 in (66.80 cm) and she could barely squeeze her ass into it.
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Wait, what?

I don’t believe Anna can fit her 60 inch hips through a 26 inch diameter door. Economy airplane seats are 18 inches and she sits right on the crack between two and needs both We see her sitting in on a large couch and she takes two cushions. We’ve seen her stand in front of a standard 36 inch fridge and be larger by width. That can’t be right

Am I missing something? Math isn’t my strong suit but diameter is straight across. Maybe their measurement is off? Possible I am but I know somebody will explain!
 
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Eglantine said:
I agree however I had already done a look into the hyperbaric chamber.
It looks to be an OxyHealth Fortius 420 or very similar
The door diameter is 26.3 in (66.80 cm) and she could barely squeeze her ass into it.
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Could we get some math-kiwi's to use their autism and the dimensions of these products to work out her exact height, circumference and approximate volume and mass based on that?

Egg Chair

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Chair

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Trenta Cup Starbucks

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Edit to add Hyperbaric Chamber (from Reddit)
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Second edit to add this from Reddit. She is basically bigger than the biggest size at Torrid. I still think she is well in to the 500lbs, just basing this on Amber and her ordering size 6 at her biggest at nearly 600lbs. Amber looked fatter cause she is shorter but the weight is probably similar....

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