Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 306 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 818 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,153
Some Twitter statements about Hasan Piker and Assassin's Creed Shadow from Musk.

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You gotta be fucking stupid to make Hasan look good but Elon and Grummz are Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass

Here's some fitting music for these bozos



Such a massive sperg he ruined the Bee joke, which was actually funny before he sperged on it.
For all his posturing on legalizing comedy, Elon's a comedy black hole who is incapable of being funny unless he's the butt of the joke
 
Some Twitter statements about Hasan Piker and Assassin's Creed Shadow from Musk.

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So Elon bought Twitter to kill the woke, the woke ran away to bluesky, and now they use Twitter to talk about the woke on bluesky. Not pathetic at all.

ETA: I’m starting to believe there are cracks forming in America’s broship.
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Lil brown on your nose there.
 
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I've been seeing the word "abundance" a lot lately. (Abundantly!) It sounds like a prosperity gospel thing, but it's a techbro thing.
'Abundance' in the twitter/bluesky/threads political economy space is just the idea that if we don't have enough stuff and/or stuff at reasonable prices, we should focus our energies into producing more stuff instead of navel-gazing about means-testing or culture wars. It's less about a specific ideology and more about moving away from the zero sum thinking that's taken over a lot of the political spectrum in US politics.

I wouldn't say it's 'techbro' thing exclusively, much more of a econ/polisci wonk thing. Although techbros have been trying to co-opt it to justify why they're good people for sinking infinity VC bux into projects that go nowhere.
 
Ubisoft now is playing kick the autistic

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lol, imagine being such a faggot that you make the super left leaning game company that shoehorned niggers into ancient Japan and is about to go bankrupt/bought out look better by comparison

Also that icon next to his blue check and X logo looks like a pink triangle
 
Hi everyone I just love it that the guy in charge of cleaning out government waste is getting into retarded arguments with streamers and getting owned by fucking ubisoft

Surely this man isn’t running the country
Isn't it awesome that all the corporations run by the guy running a retarded meme operation called "DOGE" (oh it must be super cool and based by having a dead meme as its mascot) depend on government subsidies, and somehow a retard put this very dipshit in charge of hatcheting government agencies that do exactly what his own corporations want to do?

It's like they're not even hiding it from you.

Let's just push out the zogslop.
 
Isn't it awesome that all the corporations run by the guy running a retarded meme operation called "DOGE" (oh it must be super cool and based by having a dead meme as its mascot) depend on government subsidies, and somehow a retard put this very dipshit in charge of hatcheting government agencies that do exactly what his own corporations want to do?

It's like they're not even hiding it from you.

Let's just push out the zogslop.
No but Thunderdomers and MAGA say he is based so it's okay that he's corrupt! Daddy Trump and Daddy Elon certainly have our best interests in mind!
 
The game is doing extremely well, too. The grift isn't working this time.
It really isn't, Veilguard aka the tranny pronouns game where half the studio was laid off shortly after is doing better on Steam than Shadows
inb4 but muh cucksoles/ubisoft launcher-it doesn't matter. Ubisoft said they have two million PLAYERS not PURCHASES. You know why? So they cannot be sued by their investors when it turns out that 1 and a half of these players didn't exist or they counted "engagements" on social media as active players to pad out the numbers, ect. Steam is the only solid metric until they give us the real statistics(they won't because they won't be flattering)
So in other words, we have a retard who supports terrorists, autistic retard that cannot take a joke and a broke, soon to be bankrupt company with a failing product all getting into a slapfight with one another. Nobody is a winner here, except us since we get to laugh at them.
 
I just looked up what you meant, and the first thing that pops up is "Elon Musk is often referred as "Iron Man of the Real World"
ie real life Tony Stark
Holy CRINGE
It is hilarious when you stop and think about it

One of the funniest running jokes of the Venture Brothers is Hank Venture's obsession with Batman, due to Hank not being very bright and getting weirdly obsessed with the wrong things. The joke was a way of conveying Hank's absurd levels of stupidity and cluelessness in a show where the absurd is mundane.

And here we have Elon, Hank Venture without the personality or charm, doing the exact same type of thing but sincerely without an ounce of shame. Imagine Bill Gates in the 90s during a 60 Minutes interview going "My friends have a nickname for me. Bruce Wayne. Because I am basically Batman, but in real life". You cannot step back and take an objective look at the whole "Ironman" thing without laughing because it really is fucking absurd, and delivered with insistent sincerity. The comedy writes itself so to speak.
Ubisoft now is playing kick the autistic

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Having Ubisoft, at this stage in time, with all the bullshit it has pulled and baggage attached to it, with it's reputation in the toilet, so effortlessly and easily dunk on Elon in a way which got a laugh out of me, is just beautiful.
 
And here we have Elon, Hank Venture without the personality or charm, doing the exact same type of thing but sincerely without an ounce of shame. Imagine Bill Gates in the 90s during a 60 Minutes interview going "My friends have a nickname for me. Bruce Wayne. Because I am basically Batman, but in real life". You cannot step back and take an objective look at the whole "Ironman" thing without laughing because it really is fucking absurd, and delivered with insistent sincerity. The comedy writes itself so to speak.
I'm mad that instead of getting a bashful billionaire that plays superhero in an armored suit we get an autistic retard that makes a fool of himself on regular bases. At least we got DOGE making libshit cry because of him.
 
I remember seeing that scene and thinking, "Well yeah, there's some parallels there. I suppose it makes sense he has a cameo in this movie."

We all had no clue how much of a fucking autistic junkie annoying conman he is.
No but Thunderdomers and MAGA say he is based so it's okay that he's corrupt! Daddy Trump and Daddy Elon certainly have our best interests in mind!
I'm very much hoping that those two have an enormous falling out that can't be tard-wrangled out of the public eye and that they continue to unabashedly prove how disconnected from and unconcerned they both are with regular American citizens.
 
At least we got DOGE making libshit cry because of him.
Given that Elon just tried to publicly to dogpile the easy target that is Ubisoft and somehow ended up on the bottom I'm going to wager most tears being shed by Libs currently are those of mirth and not those of hurt feelings.

And can we just be real for a fucking second? I repulse at the idea of enjoying "libshit" tears because that concept went mainstream and Elon (and others) took that concept and made it as funny and enjoyable as Big Bang Theory without a laugh track. The reason it was funny to mock these people was because they were doing stupid things, were woefully lacking in self awareness and they didn't know how to handle being made fun of. Their politics were never funny, they were, a point I think is missed by a lot of people currently. And whilst we're at it, enjoying "Conservatears" is just as fucking lame. Make fun of people because you find it funny, not because you're mad about opinions.

I am not making fun of Elon because he's a "Conservitard" or a "Nazi" and I am not "punching up". I am making fun of him because he annoys me (always did), is currently an easy target to make fun of and I find it funny. There is no political animus or motivation behind it. The idiot put himself out there, like a toddler before a pack of pitbulls, and is trying to cope with the consequences of doing that by hiding behind the excuse of partinsan politics. The more we pretend that it is about "upsetting the otherside" the more we strengthen that as an excuse to let people off the hook for being fools.

This is, at its heart, a mob enjoying bullying a very public autistic, lets just enjoy it on those terms alone.
 
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