Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Nicholas II of Russia]

It's getting to a point where I'm going to have to kill fascists in order to get theme to leave me alone.

I have the White Army on my side. Bring it on, fatso!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Here's an AI country song about Alex!
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I am already listening to this for the 3rd time.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Its the blood stained moobs

Moreso the eyes. It's like if a evil pear possessed someone and is trying to kill you to complete a dark ritual.

Dare I say, both? Eyes of a psychopathic killer go hard with blood-stained moobs.

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox Hi nigger! Are you about to make a new sock?
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Spoiler: For Alex' Eyes Only

And yeah, your Russian is still shit.

 

[Glowie]

Moreso the eyes. It's like if a evil pear possessed someone and is trying to kill you to complete a dark ritual.

To be fair the evil pear just needs to be Ginger with tic tac toe grid cut on the forehead

You know to show evil kiwifarms.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Alex's desires of amputated lolis make it seem more plausible that Alex probably fucks his plush toys

 

[Manuel Noriega]

 

[Sheikh]

I’m sad that he deleted so many videos. I sometimes listen to Cobra rants to sleep, these were kinda good too.

 

[PaperRoads]

I’m sad that he deleted so many videos. I sometimes listen to Cobra rants to sleep, these were kinda good too.

If you want to see his "deleted" videos, go here.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Here's an AI country song about Alex!
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I've just gotta say, that's the best AI song I've heard since 'Rod of Pain' for Colton/Amanda Lochmann.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I've just gotta say, that's the best AI song I've heard since 'Rod of Pain' for Colton/Amanda Lochmann.

Rod of Pain is a Coltroon Classic but I also really like Tapeworm Salesman's "Ta-ta-ta-trashcan" song. Alex also has two decent Suno songs. I love how these cows have their own OSTs now.

 

[PaperRoads]

"real life people."

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I was told by my family, friends and real life people that I am way better than my haters in every single conceivable way.

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I didn't claim to be a master at math. I just said it was fun trying to solve problems rationally and methodically.

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My haters try to denigrate me because they have no lives, they're in a sub-neanderthal behavior.

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"Show, don't tell"

Solves a math problem by itself

"Ha, You copied it from a textbook"

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Humans are a peculiar species. We were given too much ability to gain cognition that we have overriden our basic survival instincts with convenience and I like many people are ashamed to admit we are inferior to our ancestors.

And that human mind is an absurdly complex structure requiring translation of not just language but any aspect of it too.

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I did not claim to speak 50 languages, do more research. Anxiety pushed me from achieving this because of insufferable people. I'm well above average because of this.

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There will come a point where I just quit the internet altogether when it becomes so unusable for me.

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The reason I 'can't take criticism' is because I get the worst kind of criticism. It's all nitpicky.

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There will come a point where I just quit the internet altogether when it becomes so unusable for me.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I was told by my family, friends and real life people that I am way better than my haters in every single conceivable way.

This is why you don't bullshit children, especially tard children.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Sketched something that was between a quick shitpost and a mild effortpost

 

[PaperRoads]

Sketched something that was between a quick shitpost and a mild effortpost
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I can't give you a Semper Fi sticker, so I hope that this Winner sticker suffices

 

[Balanced Boomer]

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

If this really did happened, he would have uploaded it to this channel.

 

[Glowie]

Alex's desires of amputated lolis make it seem more plausible that Alex probably fucks his plush toys

After dismembering them! Why are you so disastrously dumb?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I was told by my family, friends and real life people that I am way better than my haters in every single conceivable way.

"My grandma says I'm handsome, suck it Kiwifags!"

My haters try to denigrate me because they have no lives, they're in a sub-neanderthal behavior.

No it's definitely the pedophilia.

 

[PaperRoads]

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I literally presented a weird math glitch on KiwiFarms before the site went full retard. KiwiFarms was like a 4/10 then and a 0/10 now. In comparison, TimeandDate and The Weather Network is like a 7/10. No website is above a 7/10 nowadays except maybe for that Yume Nikki fan project. Twitter/X is a 0/10 while KiwiFarms is 100x worse than Twitter/X.

Okay, Maybe desmos is like a 9/10.

Thread (1984) and Tangerine Dream's Ricochet album are an 11/10.

It's extremely rare to get my 11/10. But then again you have to try to suck to get a 0/10 yet many things are so insufferable nowadays, we have more things that exist that get my 0/10, than they do my 11/10.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

After dismembering them! Why are you so disastrously dumb?

Lets place bets.

who here reckons he'd have a Starlight Sparkle plush toy with its legs all removed and a deep cut between the hind legs with a fleshlight shoved in and its been used?

EDIT:
fixed the phrasing.

Either Starlight Sparkle or any other plush toy a mentally handicapped individual with no selfawareness would have... like Kermit or Sonic or whatever else a mentally handicapped individual with no selfawareness.

and thanks Cicada, for the heads up.