Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

Pedophobe said:
I don't think she knows how to do either of those things.
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Does she not know how to do anything really? She has some sort of brain tumor that forgets what she is told, probably because her parents dropped her, then to top it all off she has learned helplessness. Like she can't even ask for help when she needs it. Almost as if she's borderline a narcissist.
 
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SatansBoot said:
Does she not know how to do anything really? She has some sort of brain tumor that forgets what she is told, probably because her parents dropped her, then to top it all off she has learned helplessness. Like she can't even ask for help when she needs it. Almost as if she's borderline a narcissist.
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She has something called DiGeorges syndrome, basically she has the mind of a small child. It USED to be a 14 year old but shes regressed pretty bad this last year.
 
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SatansBoot said:
Does she not know how to do anything really? She has some sort of brain tumor that forgets what she is told, probably because her parents dropped her, then to top it all off she has learned helplessness. Like she can't even ask for help when she needs it. Almost as if she's borderline a narcissist.
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One of the defining symptoms of DiGeorge is staying as an actual retard for most of your life...And then you'll eventually go crazy,
 
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clara said:
It was bait, but yes plz!
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Once upon a time her retarded brother accidentally left an cucumber in her bedroom after he was done "using" it. Emily Nicole Cassidy, in her infinite wisdom instantly thought it was an sex toy and decided that she just had to try it out.

So after an intense fucking session with it, the cucumber had shriveled into a pickle and promptly burst while it was deep inside her vag, spraying seeds and pickle juice everywhere inside her womb. And because the only exercise that she actually does is her kegel movements, she couldn't remove the pickle from the iron grip of her vagina. Which is why Rhonda had to rush her to the ER where they found out that she managed to get herself pregnant and needed to undergo an emergency C-section to save the fetus from being dissolved by the acidic pickle juice.

So the good part is that the operation went off without an hitch. But the bad news is that the her son looked like this

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Unfortunately, she immediately ate her newborn son, as soon as the nurse set him down in her arms. The Numpty said that he tasted like an mix of fish and vinegar for some weird reason
 
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SamanthaPrater said:
that's false and people can come and see that that is false.

here's the correct version.

stop trying to make me racist. I'm from Detroit areas if we were racist we got shot.



https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Aq9-XGR560FKRxDKz7p0dlX0avYg8h-39eSctnn7FbU/edit?usp=sharing
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And you are still so retarded that you use fauna as the plural of faun.

Again, it's not. Fauna refers to all the animal life in an area as opposed to plant life (flora). The plural of faun is fauns. Just one of several grammar mistakes but this one is easily fixed. Prove your not a retard by fixing it.
 
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