Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[brooky]

To step back to the flattery from her neighbour...

Jude Valentin (divinebrujeria) down in NYC is desperate for to do masc boudoir photography at her one-of-a-kind ka-weer activist photog studio. She likes magic stuff too. Staph should beg for some bus fare to go down there and get some good photos taken for Hinge.

You know it's the crossover you want. Jude is even genderqueer, somehow.

 

[pink cigarettes]

To step back to the flattery from her neighbour...

Jude Valentin (divinebrujeria) down in NYC is desperate for to do masc boudoir photography at her one-of-a-kind ka-weer activist photog studio. She likes magic stuff too. Staph should beg for some bus fare to go down there and get some good photos taken for Hinge.

You know it's the crossover you want. Jude is even genderqueer, somehow.

I want her to pose as a Sapphire Crimson Claw throwback, with her old short bowl cut, blue lipstick, and Spirit Halloween Store fingertip claws made of black plastic (you know, the long black nails for children to cap their fingers with because they're too young for press-ons). I think of it as "goth Karen O with an extra chromosome." Iconic

 

[Chromeo]

I'd never contact a cow or anyone cow-adjacent because I'm not a retard, but if I did, it would be to buy Mrs Frig a birthday cake

I gotta admit. The thought has been there to send the cianfriglias a gift card or something to ease their financial strain, but I wouldn't want them passing it down to Stephanie.

 

[often puzzled]

("many, many more followers" kek no you don't. 433 blocks is pretty good going though)

Pfft, 433 blocks is so (checks notes) yesterday! She's now up to 437!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

She’s gonna end up as one of those tards like Sam Nordquist or Gemma Hayter who gets tortured and killed by a group of violent junkies and ex-cons who trick her into thinking she’s buddies with them. There would be a certain poetic justice to it, but I don’t want to see that happen, even to Staph. I love how she just casually says ”He was in jail” like it’s somewhere people go for fun.
Best case scenario is she keeps getting ripped off. Imagine making your mom and dad deal with this on top of cancer.

Knowing her the druggies would have to pretend to be genderspecial kweerz/trans allies/into her magickal Viking bs, like how her dodgy neighbour called himself a "trans ally" and was instantly forgiven for being loud, generally creepy and tricking her into giving him money. Obviously I wouldn't wish murder on anyone, but Staph would be gloating from the afterlife if it did happen and the case got mainstream attention, if she got reported as "Yarrow Brown, a 36 year old nonbinary transmasculine person" (or however old she'd be) - she'd finally get to be a genderspecial martyr.

(Side note: I thought I'd heard of Sam Nordquist from a true crime podcast but apparently not because she was a TIF and it would've definitely stuck in my head if people were trying to be sensitive about pronouns and make it all about gender, a topic which none of the podcasts I follow have touched with a ten foot pole - I was thinking of Jennifer Daugherty who was murdered in 2010, similar situation, mentally disabled woman tortured and killed by lowlifes posing as friends. Jennifer's last words were an "I love you" to her mother - much more than we could ever hope for from Staph, poor Mama Frigs can't catch a break.)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I found a hideous art print and thought immediately of Stephanie.

It's a good thing she doesn't read this thread, or else she'd be out $10 (sale price).

 

[Pee Your Pants]

'My gender is not a mental illness' next to 'mascweird transfag' is hilarious.

Alt text:
A close-up of a black robe with several pinback buttons and a hand painted patch of an Icelandic magical symbol. From left to right, the buttons are as follows:
"No Nazis in Valhalla" with a Viking holding a raven and an axe and a crossed out swastika.
A trans pride flag with text reading, "My gender is not a mental illness."
A trans pride flag rainbow and a ring of flowers with text in the middle reading, "Stop transphobia."
A serpent and runes with text reading, "In Loki we trust."
A simple button with text reading, "Mascweird transfag."
Finally, a trans pride flag with text reading, "Protect trans youth".


At least she's putting that pile of patches to use.

Alt text:
The back of the aforementioned ritual robe with eight hand painted patches pinned on with safety pins. Each patch features an Icelandic magical symbol, save for the uppermost left, which has three names of Oðin. (Herföðr, Ófnir, and Gapprosnir).


Aren't all the demons supposed to be her friends? Getting their names wrong... how embarrassing.

Let's say demons are real for a moment. If Staph is this misinformed, then she shouldn't be messing around. We know where her womb wizard demon curse got her last time.

Please Staphels... Do the ritual outside whilst wearing your spastic badges and shouting at demons in the park.

 

[pink cigarettes]

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'My gender is not a mental illness' next to 'mascweird transfag' is hilarious.

Alt text:
A close-up of a black robe with several pinback buttons and a hand painted patch of an Icelandic magical symbol. From left to right, the buttons are as follows:
"No Nazis in Valhalla" with a Viking holding a raven and an axe and a crossed out swastika.
A trans pride flag with text reading, "My gender is not a mental illness."
A trans pride flag rainbow and a ring of flowers with text in the middle reading, "Stop transphobia."
A serpent and runes with text reading, "In Loki we trust."
A simple button with text reading, "Mascweird transfag."
Finally, a trans pride flag with text reading, "Protect trans youth".

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At least she's putting that pile of patches to use.

Alt text:
The back of the aforementioned ritual robe with eight hand painted patches pinned on with safety pins. Each patch features an Icelandic magical symbol, save for the uppermost left, which has three names of Oðin. (Herföðr, Ófnir, and Gapprosnir).

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Aren't all the demons supposed to be her friends? Getting their names wrong... how embarrassing.

Let's say demons are real for a moment. If Staph is this misinformed, then she shouldn't be messing around. We know where her womb wizard demon curse got her last time.

Please Staphels... Do the ritual outside whilst wearing your spastic badges and shouting at demons in the park.

The pretentious tone of expertise she assumes when talking about playing pretend is funnier than ever, now that we know she can't even summon the power to....keep a sketchy bum out of her apartment

"(mouth breathing) a reminder (wheeze) that this, um....this is, um.... gandr? (vocal fry/uptalk). A, um, form of....hex? um. Involving sending....sending, negative spirits? um, after.... after, um, an enemy (heavy breathing)"

 

[moorhen]

Picture this: It’s a Saturday in spring, you’ve decided to take yourself for a nice peaceful walk, maybe you have a dog you take with you, maybe your partner.
You’re strolling along, and then, in the distance, you hear… something. As you get closer, there’s a monotone voice chanting something that sounds like it could’ve been words once. The figure turns around between huffs and locks eyes with you, it’s pube-y chin hairs bristling as its little butthole mouth puckers up. You avert your gaze, because you don’t have the energy to deal with whatever that’s supposed to be at this time in the morning.

It looks into its camera and mutters something about how transphobes are everywhere. You hurry past. It smells like cat piss and body odour. The smell sticks in your nose for blocks as the monotone chanting starts up again. You glance back as you round a corner, only to see it begin to argue with an old lady.
No more Saturday walks for you.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

"(mouth breathing) a reminder (wheeze) that this, um....this is, um.... gandr? (vocal fry/uptalk). A, um, form of....hex? um. Involving sending....sending, negative spirits? um, after.... after, um, an enemy (heavy breathing)"

This has reminded me of the time when Staph attempted sexy ASMR:

have you ever wanted staph to whisper sweet nothings in your ear? she uploaded what i think is supposed to be sexy asmr.
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the voice cracking, i can't

And the hilarious transcription:

"Do... You want me? I think I'd like ... togettoknow you. I think I'd like to possess yo-ou. Would you like ... That?"
Every italic is her voice cracking.

Before I listened to it, I read a comment by a farmer who said she sounded like a confused elderly woman. I was in hysterics when I finally listened to it because it was bang on.

 

[AfghanBlue]

This has reminded me of the time when Staph attempted sexy ASMR:

And the hilarious transcription:

Before I listened to it, I read a comment by a farmer who said she sounded like a confused elderly woman. I was in hysterics when I finally listened to it because it was bang on.

Damn, she's really done a number on her voice in a few short years hasn't she? Bad as that sounded, compared to now

 

[Struggle Cakes]

Aren't all the demons supposed to be her friends? Getting their names wrong... how embarrassing.

She also missed name dropping Buer, who is said to have an incredibly vast knowledge of plants and herbs, especially for healing. How much more Druid-y can you get? I wonder why Steph has never shown an interest....




Oh.

(TFW even demons are going to lecture you on your life choices, smh).

Get this guy on the godphone, STAT! Maybe he can give Papa Frig a break and remind Steph to check in with her sick mother and play with her cat once in a while

 

[Aunt Carol]

Get this guy on the godphone, STAT! Maybe he can give Papa Frig a break and remind Steph to check in with her sick mother and play with her cat once in a while

Once again bringing up the question: how much of her own LARP does Stephanie believe?

There have to be a few of these demon Pokemon guys who are really good at healing. Stephanie spends all this time and serious magical study trying to hex the President and get herself a tugboat, but she never brags about curing her mom's cancer by pestering a specific demon, or drawing a veve on her door that keeps out neighbors.

I've said before: as a dork, I have a book on "trolldom," old Scandi folk magic, and it's likely the same book Stephanie has. Other than cow problems, crop problems, hunting and finding lost stuff, the bulk of the spells are folk healing or "go away neighbor I don't like."

I think these are universal and ancient concerns in all cultures and societies: feeling better, and getting annoying people to leave you alone. It's telling that big wizard Druid demonologist Stephanie is either super bad at these two core competencies, or has never thought to try.

I mean obv magick isn't real but if she actually believes you'd think she'd paint a big-ass rune on the underside of her door mat or something

 

[Pee Your Pants]

As I remember, she once bragged that has fucked every goetic demon at some point. Gotta catch em all, I guess. On her blog, she goes into the appearance of some of her demons (using Picrews, of course) and they don't look anything like their classic illustrations of multilimbed lions riding camels and blowing a trumpet. I imagine they all come to her in the guises of Tumblr sexy men. As I said before: if demons were real, then maybe she's getting the budget version of those goetic demons, because she has a habit of getting their names wrong. One letter off and you get a knock off version of a goetic demon.

Anyway... speaking of monster fucking:

'Alien tentacles, or something.' Did she even watch it?


I highly doubt you had time for ice cream sandwiches if you genuinely had the norovirus.


I dunno, you do some dumb shit when Loki tells you to.


Everyone is a fascist.


LOL.


Really fuelling people's theory that she only fixated on making Lolki her husbando after binge watching the Marvel series. Will Staph take Lolki on a date to the movies to see it? 'Pat Stew' is also a Sir, you uncultured swine.


What...


No idea what she's referencing, as usual.


She loves insisting that she's not a liberal.


I think she's got increasingly hypersexual as she's gotten older.


Give her a brush.

I checked her TikTok and there has been no new videos, but I noticed you can see her likes and reposts. It's a wild insight into her brain. There are a lot of cat, Norse, ebegging, trans and fart videos, but some are jump scares, like multiple videos of ill children with text saying 'look into his eyes for 17 seconds and comment three words so he doesn't have to go to heaven early.' Go and have a browse if you feel so inclined.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I dunno, you do some dumb shit when Loki tells you to.

Have we got the most retarded non sexual staph comment yet?
Has she somehow missed out on the last few decades of Islamic, Christian and indeed various mental cultist terrorist attacks?
Duh doi, Stephanie.

The nazis were also quite into most bits of her buffet pantheon too and get got busy.

 

[pink cigarettes]

What...

Presumably the cultures that first remarked upon wendigos and skinwalkers believed, on some level, that they actually existed. And so I have the following questions

1. If I also come to believe that such entities actually exist, but I am not native, am I committing a racist thoughtcrime?

2. Does that mean people from outside those cultures and ethnicities can never convert to their religious beliefs? Are non-natives somehow genetically incapable of holding similar beliefs? Does that mean that specific personality traits and behaviors are specific to certain ethnic groups?

3. If not, and it's only a matter of experiencing the culture itself that makes one capable of understanding and speaking about wendigos, skinwalkers, etc, does that mean that a person who is living a lifestyle apart from the traditions of native culture have no right to remark on it? Like, say, some blowhard on Twitter?

4. Does Stephanie think that because some scary movie referenced a wendigo or whatever, that the wendigo has become enraged and is now chimping out Floyd-riots-style?

I really want to see this guy (who is obviously a race grifter and scold, and doesn't give a fuck about traditional religious beliefs) argue with our little idiot here (who is pretending to actually believe in the malevolent spirits that he clearly does not believe in)

 

[often puzzled]

, but some are jump scares, like multiple videos of ill children with text saying 'look into his eyes for 17 seconds and comment three words so he doesn't have to go to heaven early.'

Peak boomer granny behavior: share this AI-generated photo of a starving child on Facebook, or little Johnny will surely perish! [prayer hand emojis}

 

[a hapless toad]

I really want to see this guy (who is obviously a race grifter and scold, and doesn't give a fuck about traditional religious beliefs)

He's Diné and doesn't appear to be any of those things. Flesh pedestrians are their tradition and taken very seriously.

As for the wiindigoo, I'll just say Staph is totally off and she may actually be one herself.

 

[moorhen]

I highly doubt you had time for ice cream sandwiches if you genuinely had the norovirus.

I got norovirus just after christmas and genuinely had a hard time even keeping water down, the idea of trying to eat an ice cream sandwich while my insides were trying to become outsides makes me feel unwell even now.
She probably just overate and felt sick, because all she does it eat and be fat.

Give her a brush.

A year and Siggy still has no toys, no cat beds, no scratching posts or cat towers, eats only a dry food diet to the point over eating and vomiting, and is probably at least 4 pounds heavier than she should be. Excellent job, Steph.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Does Stephanie think that because some scary movie referenced a wendigo or whatever, that the wendigo has become enraged and is now chimping out Floyd-riots-style?

Maybe she's thinking that like, 4chan creepypasta tier fleshgait stories have spawned them into existence ala a tulpa? I seem to recall that she's mentioned tulpas before.