Noah Samsen / “Nice Guy” of Breadtube - Breadtuber, Male Feminist, Illymation Simp, Little Mermaid Enjoyer, TBYS and Vaush Rival, Whiteknight

[Jonkler]

Noah Samsen Infodump
Thank you Albrecht von Wallenstein for bringing this guy up to me.
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Socials:
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noahsamsen (Archive)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noahfit (Archive)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noahtime_ (Archive)
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@touchgrasspodcast_ (Archive)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahsamsen (Archive)
Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/nsamsen.bsky.social (Archive)
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/noahsamsen (LinkedIn doesn't allow archives, so look at the bottom for a screenshot of his LinkedIn account)
Threads: https://threads.net/noahsamsen (Archive)
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/samsen (Archive)
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/noahtime (Archive)
Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/ttPsPpcJdm (Invite invalid)
Last.fm: https://www.last.fm/music/Noah+Samsen (Archive)
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nsamsen (Archive)
Genius: https://genius.com/artists/Noah-samsen (Archive)
Personal Website: http://samsen.org (Wayback Machine) [Currently down]
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Personal Info:

Full Name: Noah C Samsen
Aliases: NONE FOUND
DoB: November 4, 1997
Age: 27
Current Address: 10312 Lorinda Ave, Buena Park, CA 90620-4437 (Mar 2022 - Dec 2024)
Owns/Is also listed as living in: 17914 78th SW St, Longbranch, WA 98351-9688
Phone Number: (253) 265-2702 - Landline
Emails: noah@sparkmedia.la - No data leaks
Previous Addresses:
3607 59th Street Ct, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-8199 (Jul 2018 - Apr 2023)
1117 34th Street Ct NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-1576 (Nov 2016 - Nov 2023)

Education:

University of Washington Tacoma - Bachelor of Arts - BA Film/Cinema/Video Studies Junior (2018 - 2020)
Tacoma Community College - Associate of Arts - AA (2017 - 201
Simon Fraser University (2016 - 2017)
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His Family:

Spoiler: Family

Full Name: Jessica Samsen
Aliases: Jessica J Artman, Jessica J Koivisto, Jessica J Koivista, Stephanie Samsen, Jessica Samsen, Jessica Artman, Jessica Koivisto, Jessica Jo J Artman, Jessica Joan Artman, Jessica Joan Koivisto, J Koivisto, Jessica Joan Samsen
DoB:
Age: 47
Current Address: 1117 34th Street Ct NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-1576 (Jul 2013 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: (253) 432-2012 - Wireless
Emails:
jessicasamsen@hotmail.com
jesskoivisto@hotmail.com
Previous Addresses:
7428 78th Ave NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-6302 (Jun 2011 - May 2017)
212 Bella Vista Dr, Fox Island, WA 98333-9702 (Jun 2007 - Jan 2021)
212 Bella Vista Drive Fi, Fox Island, WA 98333-9702 (Jun 2007 - Nov 2016)
225 S Stephanie St, APT 1123, Henderson, NV 89012-4411 (Nov 2001 - Oct 2012)

Full Name: Barbara Samsen
Aliases: Barbara Hackett, Barbara Samsen, B I Samsen, Babara Samsen, Barbara Irene Samsen, Babara I Samsen, Barb I Samsen
DoB:
Age: 90
Current Address: 3601 59th Street Ct, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-8199 (Aug 2008 - May 2017)
Phone Number: (253) 853-5694 - Landline
Emails:
bsamsen@hotmail.com
livewiregirl96@yahoo.com
Previous Addresses:
969 E Grant Pl, San Mateo, CA 94402-1817 (May 1989 - Mar 2011)
3607 59th Street Ct, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-8199 (Sep 2002 - Sep 2024)
13201 82nd Avenue Ct NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98329-8849 (Sep 2002 - May 2017)
1117 34th Street Ct NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-1576 (Mar 2022 - Sep 2024)

Full Name: Marc Charles Samsen
Aliases: Marc Csamsen, Marc Samsen, Marc C Sansen, Marc Charles Samsen, Mark B Samsen, Mark Samsen, M Samsen, Marc K Samsen, Marc C Samson
DoB:
Age: 56
Current Address: 1117 34th Street Ct NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-1576 (Jul 2013 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: (253) 312-3251 - Wireless
Emails:
msamsen@msn.com
msamsen@yahoo.com
msamsen@ix.netcom.com
jessicasamsen@hotmail.com
marcsamsen@hotmail.com
Previous Addresses:
3607 59th Street Ct, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-8199 (Sep 2002 - Jan 2022)
108 W Stewart, Puyallup, WA 98371-4370 (Jul 2009 - Jan 2015)
7428 78th Ave NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-6302 (Jan 2011 - Nov 2016)
11401 29th St NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-5830 (Jan 2009 - Mar 2015)
Work: Business Owner - DOVETAIL RENOVATIONS & Constru
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/marc-samsen-b0297348

Government filings: https://opengovwa.com/labor-industries-contractor/DOVETRC864DG


Full Name: Hannah Samsen
Aliases: Hannah S Samsen, Hannah Samsen
DoB:
Age: 39
Current Address: 45 Lana St, Paia, HI 96779-9714 (Nov 2021 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: (253) 514-8544 - Voip
Emails: NONE LISTED
Previous Addresses:
728 12th Ave, APT 204, Seattle, WA 98122-4436 (Nov 2021 - Nov 2021)
10003 Crescent Valley Dr NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98332-7508 (Nov 2021 - Nov 2021)
156 11th Ave, APT 2, Seattle, WA 98122-5446 (Nov 2021 - Nov 2021)

Full Name: Mikaila Samsen
Aliases: NONE LISTED
DoB:
Age: 25
Current Address: 1117 34th Street Ct NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-1576 (Feb 2019 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: (253) 265-2702 - Landline
Emails:
Previous Addresses:
45 Lana St, Paia, HI 96779-9714 (Nov 2018 - Aug 2024)
Work:
- Licensed Social Worker [Malama I Ke Ola Health Center]
- Outreach Coordinator [Aloha House]
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mikaila-samsen-19b213a7


Full Name: Amy Artman
Aliases: Amy H Kingma, Amy Heather Kingma, Amy H Kingmaartman, Amyh Artman, Artman Amy Kingma, Amy Artman, Amy Kingma, Amy Heath Kingma, Amy Kingma Artman, Amy Heather Kingma Artman
DoB:
Age: 52
Current Address: 11410 SE Quail Run Dr, Happy Valley, OR 97086-6983 (Jun 2007 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: (503) 788-7375 - Landline
Emails:
ahkingma@yahoo.com
aartman@msn.com
ahkingma@qwest.net
Previous Addresses:
2424 Sunset Ave, Bakersfield, CA 93304-1138 (Feb 2005 - Oct 2024)
4841 Columbus St, APT 15D, Bakersfield, CA 93306-1392 (Jul 2004 - Jul 2010)
2519 E Fremont Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85042-5907 (Jun 2003 - Jul 2010)
141 Embarcadero W, APT 4319, Oakland, CA 94607-3754 (Jul 2001 - Jul 2010)

Full Name: Cameron Supplee
Aliases: Cameron S Supplee, Cameron Seamus Joseph Supplee
DoB:
Age: 22
Current Address: 2122 Kirby Pl, Everett, WA 98203-1513 (Jan 2023 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: NONE LISTED
Emails: NONE LISTED
Previous Addresses: NONE LISTED

Full Name: Kathleen Soye
Aliases: Kathleen S Samsen, Samsen Kathleen Soye, Kathleen Supplee, Kathleen Soyesupplee, Kathleen S Soye Supplee, Kathleen S Soyesupplee, Kathleen Soye, Kathleen Soursupplee, Kathleen Samsen, Kathleen Soye-Supplee, Kathleen M Soyesamsen, K Samsen, Samsen Kathleen, Kathleen Soye-Samsen, Kathleen M S Samsen, Kathleen Soye Supplee, Kathleen N Soye, Samsen S Kathleen, Kathleen Soye Samsen
DoB:
Age: 54
Current Address: 10003 Crescent Valley Dr NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98332-7508 (Aug 2006 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: (253) 312-3584 - Wireless
Emails:
katsamsen@hotmail.com
marcsamsen@hotmail.com
Previous Addresses:
45 Lana St, Paia, HI 96779-9714 (Oct 2018 - Jul 2024)
Po Box 791574, Paia, HI 96779-1574 (Aug 2017 - May 2024)
17914 78th St SW, Longbranch, WA 98351-9688 (Apr 2016 - Aug 2024)
17914 78th Street Kp S, Longbranch, WA 98351-9688 (Apr 2016 - May 2016)
Work: Registered Dental Hygienist
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kathleen-soye-supplee-98181136


Full Name: Annette Hackett
Aliases: Annette Hackett, A Hackett, Annette H Ng
DoB:
Age: 88
Current Address: 969 E Grant Pl, San Mateo, CA 94402-1817 (Jan 1989 - Dec 2024)
Phone Number: (650) 358-9895 - Landline
Emails: annettehackett@wmconnect.com
Previous Addresses:
1964 Grove St, San Francisco, CA 94117-1122 (Jan 2012 - Jan 2012)
3607 59th Street Ct NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335-8199 (Jul 1993 - Aug 2003)
432 5th Ave, San Francisco, CA 94118-3104 (May 1983 - Aug 2024)

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Other Information:

List of people he's following on Bluesky:
https://bsky.app/profile/nsamsen.bsky.social/follows (Archive)


His LinkedIn:
Link: https://www.linkedin.com/in/noahsamsen

 

[Albrecht von Wallenstein]

Noah seemed to be on some sort of hiatus, as he was absent from the internet for a long while.

He started posting on Bluesky recently, mostly discussing the Gaza War. He doesn’t fully support Trump’s plan for Gaza, and his hatred for the Jews continues to grow.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Noah seemed to be on some sort of hiatus, as he was absent from the internet for a long while.

He started posting on Bluesky recently, mostly discussing the Gaza War. He doesn’t fully support Trump’s plan for Gaza, and his hatred for the Jews continues to grow.
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An American leftist talking about ethnic cleansing like he doesn't wish it too.

 

[Just_Somebody]

I'm shocked his thread is rather small.

He decided to create a new video:

https://youtu.be/SsPCxoln6fQ?si=EcPBIWnKBe08UJPE

Long story short, genocide against browns bad, genocide against Jews good.

 

[Miller]

He decided to create a new video:

Both Mutahar and Ethan Klein are planning on suing him for defamation.


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[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Both Mutahar and Ethan Klein are planning on suing him for defamation.

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Noah hides in Palestine arc?

 

[Miller]

Noah hides in Palestine arc?

Then he would have balls, unlike Hasan.

 

[Chandelier]

I'm shocked his thread is rather small.

He decided to create a new video:

https://youtu.be/SsPCxoln6fQ?si=EcPBIWnKBe08UJPE

Long story short, genocide against browns bad, genocide against Jews good.

Never thought Noah would go against Lonerbox, as Lonerbox has indeed criticized Zionism. This is a case of him not even bothering to learn his opponents' positions, and I'm sure Lonerbox, another Scottish male feminist, rolled his eyes at his reaction. Loner is the same one who went after Count Dankula a few years ago and admitted that any olive branch to a right winger - such as agreeing on things like no more wars for Israel - his own community would attack him. That is the leftist view so it does not shock me Noah is doing this. He doesn't do his own research and TBYS showed that in his videos against him. He's a smarmier Gary Ridgeway clone.

 

[Foltest]

Both Mutahar and Ethan Klein are planning on suing him for defamation.

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Would be amazing of this go to court and Noah lost big.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Both Mutahar and Ethan Klein are planning on suing him for defamation.

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Just so we’re clear, this will probably be the only time Noah will get any big time attention from people that are not only three times bigger than him as far as YT fame go, but reading these posts is just proof that they only see him as just another irrelevant commentary chatter that does and says nothing of insight.

This is the same guy that caved to Vaush when it came to debating why trans “women” should be allowed to compete in actual women’s sports.

 

[Kiska]

He decided to create a new video:

Think Before You Sleep just put out a whole response video to this and the whole lawsuit situation with Noah, honestly been one of my favorite arcs of TBYS' which has been to just absolutely eviscerate Noah whenever he opens his lefty peeper.

 

[Chandelier]

His new haircut makes him look like a Medieval peasant lmao

 

[Ralph Epperson]

ShreddedNerd’s video was so devastating that it forced Noah to give up the ironic trailer park fashion because of its negative connotations. Someone should send this picture to him as a display of victory.

I love how ShreddedNerd said public perception is everything to the archetypal safe sleazy scumbag and Noah acted that out perfectly by shaving the mullet when that video caused public opinion to shift.

 

[Chandelier]

People are simping for Noah on Bad Empanadas' video. Lonerbox getting devoured by the audience he curated will never not be funny.

Noah and Lonerbox first started hating on terfs, now look where they are now. But Noah will get fucked by that defamation lawsuit if it comes to fruition.

 

[Medic]

Think Before You Sleep just put out a whole response video to this and the whole lawsuit situation with Noah, honestly been one of my favorite arcs of TBYS' which has been to just absolutely eviscerate Noah whenever he opens his lefty peeper.

Just for shits and giggles after watching that I made this while listening

CIA Nigger right here:

Spoiler: Average Kiwi Farmer response

 

[Albrecht von Wallenstein]

His new haircut makes him look like a Medieval peasant lmao

Shitty edit incoming:

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Shitty edit incoming:
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The gall of fans of these two to call anyone else ugly.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Does anyone have information about the lawsuit between Noah and Ethan? I'm also requesting if there's documents of the lawsuit between Noah Samsen and Mutahar.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I'm considering changing my opinion on his wheel simply do the fact that I do not want to be associated with low IQ communists like Noah Sampson I am a respectable anti Semite thank you very much also how the hell is Turkey Thomas support of Israel

 

[Albrecht von Wallenstein]

Noah made a cameo in Idubbbz’s newest Content Cop. Besides complimenting Ethan’s facial and head hair, he stated that Ethan’s lawsuit against YouTube was a noble defense of free speech. Idubbz is fully immersing himself in the BreadTube community by collaborating with Noah.

He appears at 1:04:51.

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Also, his response video has not been posted yet. I will just place it here.

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I found a video that summarizes the lawsuit and the situation. It is produced by a Noah supporter.

Spoiler: Bluesky posts in the lawsuit

Link