DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Random "I need to quickly check on something" during prestream. Thanks for the dead air dave.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

100% just heard the bird again. Listen from 6:52:50 on Raw Phil.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He leaned into drama all day today because his suhport is so bad. Too bad he didn’t stick to facts or even consistent lies and was saying some of the most deranged shit I’ve heard from him since…last week.

Theo theory: The bird stuff is not a coincidence. See above. This is more drama.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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“What? You aren’t getting any inheritance?”
* captain DCW banned in chat*

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Phil just called a viewer retarded twice, lol.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I hate to ask, but now he banned the word candy. Why?

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

0$ interaction

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The only way DSP could "dramatically improve his content" would be to not be in it at all.

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

I hate to ask, but now he banned the word candy. Why?

He banned the word Andy so any word containing that is also banned

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He banned the word Andy so any word containing that is also banned

Jesus, Kino ruined this man

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil's retardation in this rant aside; he's not wrong, I don't want him to be successful, the problem is, while I'm technically winning in that regard, I need him to hurt more. Because as much as he flails, he's still healthy; I need bad things to happen, not torture or a death, but when Machinima dropped him and he said he only had this feeling in the pit of his stomach twice in his life. I need something at least that level for the amount of bullshit he puts out on a daily basis.

Yakuza wagequit coming, I can guarantee.

He's living in one of his paradoxes. Yakuza Hawaii isn't getting enough attention and can't hold his gin brain attention either. Meanwhile, Suikoden is something from his past he loves and he's said no one wants to watch; meanwhile it's bringing in more money (for now) than Yakuza Hawaii. Expecting Phil to drop Yakuza Hawaii before the end too.

 

[emitter]

Completely unhinged rant:

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

100% just heard the bird again. Listen from 6:52:50 on Raw Phil.

Yep, 18:52:56, that was definitely a bird squawk. I'm too lazy to cut it.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Todays streams have been fucking rough this dude is so broken at this point. I know we say "this has been one of his worst streams" a lot but today is really fucking rough worth checking out memology or whoever if you missed them.

KC did a number on this dude.

 

[johnkimble123]

Stepped away for a few days and the fucker got me again...

Went on a whine session about how in some streams he well exceeds his $150 goal, and in others, meh, doesn't hit the goal. But if you combine them together, it's a great day. And hey fyi guys, we can hit multiple in one stream.

Hey fuck face, that's how 99.999999999% of businesses work. They don't memory hole a great day in their income, they combine them all together.

Then the fucker goes and says "well today I'm playing COD so let's hit multiple now so we don't have to worry about Yasnooza later". When everybody knows that if he has a slow night, he'll whine and bitch and start saying "hope it's not a pattern" or some bullshit.

And that's the funny thing Phil, there are so few people who are actually jealous about how much you make, and even that you make anything at all. It's the way that your income is a bottomless pit of begging no matter how much you make at any given time. You would hit the lottery one day then if you didn't hit it the next 2 bitch at the 7-Eleven clerk for not selling you anymore winning tickets.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Completely unhinged rant:

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God damn you weren’t lying lol

It’s “pussy footing around bullshit” to not give Phil money, then he talks about how other content creators don’t care about who they hurt or step on, and then immediately after that he says he refuses to do that…like bro putting down other content creators is you being a toxic jerk lmao

 

[Zjierb]

100% just heard the bird again. Listen from 6:52:50 on Raw Phil.

Yep, 18:52:56, that was definitely a bird squawk. I'm too lazy to cut it.

The clip for posterity and all that.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Completely unhinged rant:

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This fag really thinks he is something special in this world, doesn't he? Maybe he doesn't get that when he talks about having morals versus the MOHRANS that do drama 24/7 he is comparing himself to the extreme and not to his actual peers. What about streamers like Jerma985 or Forsen? They are very similar to what Phil is minus the lolcow status and the obvious money above content mentality. Both of them do gameplay as their main content, both get money from their audience and they make it do while playing anything they want. Hell, I catch Jerma casually playing abandonware with 10k viewers. Forsen is the most stream snipped, earrape bombed motherfucker there is and he makes it his content; he just organized a tournament in PUBG for his stream snipers that spam the mic with weeb/racist songs or just general loud noises to compete, it was funny as fuck. I wonder what DSP would say if he actually sat down and disected those two, I would LOVE to hear the copium about how they are not the same, they don't have the hate against them, they got a team of people behimd them, bla bla bla.

I was going to clip the extreme money pinching today (despite being the normal around these parts) but I reduced it to one mp3 file.

No one is out here eating morals and drinking virtue, my nigga. Everyone wants to be entertained first, the people that give you money despite this berating are trying to fight ghosts, thinking the money they give you make the other side mad.

 

[Elbe]

Completely unhinged rant:

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I died at 'you can tell a friend'

 

[Cucktry Roads]

A single whale D-man (never heard of this guy) came in a tipped 80. Totally successful stream.