DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

A single whale D-man (never heard of this guy) came in a tipped 80. Totally successful stream.

Robust business model. I run a sandwich shop and I also rely on some random fat whale to fund 50% or more of my business each day to stay afloat.

 

[Kheapathic]

No one is out here eating morals and drinking virtue, my nigga. Everyone wants to be entertained first, the people that give you money despite this berating are trying to fight ghosts, thinking the money they give you make the other side mad.

It's been years, willing to say almost a decade now, and I haven't seen him in a while so he's either died or found something better. But there used to be this spedrunner called something like Carnicarnvi and he mainly did Final Fantasy 7 and 9. Dude had a massive fucking ego about the best/proper/real way to do shit, even when he was wrong; usually outside of spedrunning things, imagine my shock. But there was one day, where the dude was talking about how stays thin while his job (streaming) is him mostly sitting on his butt. The main talking point was, he's so poor, there are times he just goes hungry because he can't afford to buy food for the week/month. He claimed to be hand-to-mouth, but had no problem banning and being a piece of shit if you even dared to ask "Hey man, why are you doing it this way?" Dude stays skinny because he's on the Auschwitz diet, but don't fucking tell him how to play videogames, don't even fucking question how he plays, he's a spedrunner and is better than you. It just, there's something that no matter how some people are doing in life, they have things in life they just refuse to let their ego get damaged over.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I see the demon Kat's mom try to strangle out of her daughter made its way to Phil's AI camera.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

I didn't get to finish the first stream but damn, both streams have a crash out and just straight up rallying for tips while shit talking other people's content. I don't even need to watch the next Kino to know both streams today just made PPP thousands of dollars. Hope it was worth it, DSP

 

[Benchod]

The clip for posterity and all that.

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Why are we only hearing these noises now after the DMs?

 

[Doomguy]

"They want you to believe that you need to be a toxic jerk to be successful on the internet."

The entire Casino Arc was Phil being repulsive and egomaniacal and picking random fights and smug gloating his perceived enemies. Toxic jerk. It's also the most money he's made in a while and floated attention to his channel when he was drowning. Material success.

Also if you buy his grand spymaster pignosis (I don't) he did this all on purpose and with perfect intent and execution. Toxic jerk AND deliberately stepping on people for personal gain because you feel morally superior to them. Success through sociopathic manipulation.

In both reality and the pigroach fantasy world he only found success by being a toxic douchebag and climbing into the mud pit to wrestle professional trolls. This superiority act is retarded bullshit by any standard. He still insists he isn't here to dance for our amusement despite the clownshow hysterics. Get a fucking grip man, you are repulsive.

 

[Zjierb]

Why are we only hearing these noises now after the DMs?

Great question. I think that it's most likely that he's stopped giving a fuck now that the cat bird is out of the bag, but that's speculation on my part. That or we've just chalked weird noises in the past up to random shit and his old mic's noise gate was set such that it filtered most of the errant animal noises anyway. All this to say his mic sucks.

 

[PieceofShet]

Great question. I think that it's most likely that he's stopped giving a fuck now that the cat bird is out of the bag, but that's speculation on my part. That or we've just chalked weird noises in the past up to random shit and his old mic's noise gate was set such that it filtered most of the errant animal noises anyway. All this to say his mic sucks.

Someone suggested that they only recently replaced the dead bunny with a bird.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

You know it's over when even Boogie is calling you out

Ground control to Major @Null , ground control to Major Null, Phil needs your tech support:

This fag really thinks he is something special in this world, doesn't he? Maybe he doesn't get that when he talks about having morals versus the MOHRANS that do drama 24/7 he is comparing himself to the extreme and not to his actual peers. What about streamers like Jerma985 or Forsen? They are very similar to what Phil is minus the lolcow status and the obvious money above content mentality. Both of them do gameplay as their main content, both get money from their audience and they make it do while playing anything they want. Hell, I catch Jerma casually playing abandonware with 10k viewers. Forsen is the most stream snipped, earrape bombed motherfucker there is and he makes it his content; he just organized a tournament in PUBG for his stream snipers that spam the mic with weeb/racist songs or just general loud noises to compete, it was funny as fuck. I wonder what DSP would say if he actually sat down and disected those two, I would LOVE to hear the copium about how they are not the same, they don't have the hate against them, they got a team of people behimd them, bla bla bla.

You don't even need to compare Phil to these gay Twitch normies. He is below Boogie now. He is as low as it gets.

 

[DerelictOnion]

In the end, he needs to establish that he is better than the rest. And when the money is slow, he'll try to argue that he is more moral, more positive, more meaningful or whatever bullshit he can think of. It's not that deep with him, it's always about money and self-validation.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Days like today is what makes watching DSP fun. Let's hope for more.

Imagine being a fuckin retard to donate to him in the first place, then donate to him specifically for him to eat tacos, then halfway through the goal milestone hes like, nah, I'm gonna want chic-fil-et instead.

He definitely gets off on getting away with lies.

He's like a little kid with his lies. Dude has chocolate all over his face and he would somehow say he doesn't know how it got there because he was just eating shit out of a diaper, and not chocolate.
But with the way he lies is so bad and he thinks everyone buys it. The thing is, they kinda have to. It's not like anything will happen to him, *right now*.

 

[Null]

Ground control to Major @Null , ground control to Major Null, Phil needs your tech support:

Phil's continuous complaining about how difficult every single thing is is the most obvious giveaway that he's genuinely very low intelligence. When I'm writing software and I have to code some very complicated thing, it's really daunting and hard to even get started. I imagine this is how DSP wrestles with everyday adult shit like opening a bank account. Just gathering your vital records and filling out a form must feel like writing something like a multimedia processor in Rust.

 

[Niggernerd]

Phil be like "uh stupid drama creators laughing at a pedophile for having a bad day" yes nigga, when people are kicking tards like ralph while they're on the ground it's A-okay. Most people who get made fun of for content genuinely deserve it and that's just the free market at work.
He won't do it because he knows people can just pull out something embarrassing about him in 3 seconds.

 

[Zjierb]

Phil's continuous complaining about how difficult every single thing is is the most obvious giveaway that he's genuinely very low intelligence. When I'm writing software and I have to code some very complicated thing, it's really daunting and hard to even get started. I imagine this is how DSP wrestles with everyday adult shit like opening a bank account. Just gathering your vital records and filling out a form must feel like writing something like a multimedia processor in Rust.

Shit, less than a bank account. He was struggling plugging things into his new computers. He can hardly handle Lego sets and the concept of "square peg square hole" seems to escape him at every turn. He has complained about virtually every game he's ever touched not teaching him how to play, yet he reads tutorials aloud and retains fuck all. How much of it is because of being gin addled at every moment? I certainly couldn't tell you.

But remember, he was valedictorian of his class.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I imagine this is how DSP wrestles with everyday adult shit like opening a bank account.

Forget opening a bank account. I don't know if you've seen this but Phil said he doesn't like eating chicken wings because they're "too much work".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0RcNhCe_os&t=3532

Timestamped at 58:52

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil's continuous complaining about how difficult every single thing is is the most obvious giveaway that he's genuinely very low intelligence. When I'm writing software and I have to code some very complicated thing, it's really daunting and hard to even get started. I imagine this is how DSP wrestles with everyday adult shit like opening a bank account. Just gathering your vital records and filling out a form must feel like writing something like a multimedia processor in Rust.

I will heavily agree with you here. I always chalked up to him just being extremely lazy with the learned helplessness and being hungover all the time. But when he's tasked to actually do things himself, he has shown to be an actual insane retard.

There's a reason why he got filtered in Factorio. Even with the handholding demo, he never got to the inserters.

 

[Lazycunt]

I wonder if Phil realises him calling ppp a fat fuck is ironic because his big fat fuck of a wife.

"A lot of people could support tonight but enough is enough"
God damn he's such a entitled cunt.

I think one of the worst things about Phil is he puts in zero effort and wants praise for it the zero effort shit he does its peak faggotry

 

[Snortack623]

Completely unhinged rant:

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forces that conspire against me..... what? he willingly joined the casino my head hurts I need gin. I thought he was lying to them cause he knew they were gonna snake him, fuck this polack.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I wonder if Phil realises him calling ppp a fat fuck is ironic because his big fat fuck of a wife.

It's actually worse. It shows he is a massive pussy because he couldn't do it to his face. Big bad King Snake was smiling and nodding when PPP was roasting his fat wife and only got the "balls" to talk back in his safe space when it became clear that Kino Casino abandoned him. Real smooth there, Phil.

 

[GodModule]

This retard really said one of the greatest RPGs ever made (Fallout 1) is only worthy of a "joke playthrough" because it's "old and outdated".