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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
There's a lot of discussion ITT about "what will it take to get the people to rise up". Honestly the very fact that we haven't done so already makes me think that there is literally nothing that will motivate the British people to do so. The line hasn't so much been crossed as it has been left in the dust several hundred miles behind us.
To me I think it's a combination of voting acting as a pressure release valve, the continued promise things will get better from whoever's in power (People have been angry about immigrants for decades now, and the Conservatives promise to do something since 2008 has only just stopped working hence their recent loss), the stymied flow of information regarding immigrants (Until twitter stopped suppressing and censoring after the Musk acquisition, you would only get exposed to shit via certain youtubers, smaller social media websites like Gab, or if you went looking for yourself), and the whiplash from how quickly this has all gotten out of control (48k in 1997, 300k in 2007, 782k in 2025).

You're right in that this is the most absurd thing a country has foot the bill for, and it's something happening pretty much all across Europe, but I don't think a lack of people 'rising up' is due to a lack of motivation. I'd argue until the past decade, maybe even less, there hadn't even been a reason yet for most people. I've mentioned elsewhere the regularity of immigration to the UK. It's been a thing since the 60s pretty much. As a concept it's normalised in the minds of most, and how can something be bad if it's 'normal', right? But the explosion of people we're seeing now is a relatively recent phenomena starting in the late 90s, with non-whites only crossing the 2-3 million figure in 2000 after our border restrictions were eased. When hundreds of thousands of people were coming in by 2008, it finally became an issue for most people conceptually, but not enough were feeling or seeing (Mosques, fewer whites, rising crime, higher taxes, higher housing prices, fewer jobs, decreasing quality of healthcare and service, increased strain on our welfare system and services,) the consequences of mass immigration yet. There was only the idea it was bad so something ought to be done about it, approached with the same haphazardness one might approach a chore they decide to put off until later. Meanwhile the grooming gangs, terrorist attacks and other things they wrought were always the consequences of lone wolves, individuals, just a 'few bad apples', which worked for a time because white people do crimes too so it's not a problem inherent to the entire race/people/culture, right? It'd be racist to consider otherwise... (until recently)

And even when immigration moved to the forefront of issues people cared most about, the conservatives were still promising to lower the numbers, which might've been enough to them. "If the politician says they're going to do something, they'll do it, yeah? It's their job," the voters say, naïve in the nature of an elected official. I think Brexit, despite immigration being a big component of why people voted for it, dominated the news cycle for so long it distracted people from the idea of immigration itself. It wasn't until 2019 and Boris when Brexit fell out of the limelight and immigration took the top spot again. Then Covid happened, another distraction, until 2022. I legitimately think that most people believed the number was still a few hundred thousand (or even lower) until about 2022 when the boat crossings were finally highlighted, the Rwanda plan was announced and the figure of 700k (or more) was spoken about candidly by the likes of Braverman to defend the dumbass plan. You really can't underestimate how little information actually gets to people, or how unlikely people are in general to learn about these things unless told directly by the news. A lot of people's idea of how Labour and the Conservatives operate were based on how they were perceived decades ago, with the general inclination towards ignorance so strong that people generally inherited these outdated stereotypes 1:1 from their parents. You would think this impacted only the older generations, but I heard people in my Highschool a decade ago parrot the same exact same things my grandma would say about Labour and Conservatives. It took a decade under latter and the return of the former to parliament for people to recognise how much they actually overlapped. I swear, when Labour considered cutting the winter fuel allowance, it was legitimately like telling a child Santa isn't real to a lot of people, it represented that same level of shattered innocence. Whilst not completely relevant, I do think the disillusionment with the big two parties will contribute positively, but I'll get to that in a moment.

To get back on point: The information and discussion of the impacts surrounding immigration and the immigrants themselves has only really started to proliferate in the past few years. Whilst it has always technically been a burden as people here could point out, and it should have been dealt with before it was ever allowed to become a problem to begin with, people by and large didn't realise how much more damage they were doing beyond taking jobs. That, and the scale and ridiculousness of it all has become too large for the media and government to hide. It's difficult to keep people ignorant, and for someone to remain so, especially as social media stops contributing to the censorship and/or suppression of facts around it.

So whilst you might have been pissed off at immigrants for a decade or longer, likely because you actually were aware of things far earlier, I reckon most people have only started to become pissed off within the past 5 years (possibly 3). I have two main arguments for that, one which indicates people realising that a lot of immigrants, or even their children, hate them and will probably never integrate and thus something needs to be done; the second is people beginning to realise that the austerity measures, cost cutting, increased taxes and decreased quality of our healthcare services are all likely a result of them too:

One: The Southport stabbings, a terrorist attack (or considering such attacks are done to bring about political change at bare minimum, this might've just been a mass murder spurred on by a hatred for whites) that might've got the same level of tutting or impotent complaining like the Lee Rigby murder or 2017 London Bridge attack in prior years and a follow up of singing and vigils, instead sparked nationwide riots. One could cite the victims being children causing such intense backlash, but the Ariana Grande bombing was similar in that it was an attack that would've harmed young girls primarily. There's two causes attributed to what sparked the riots, and I personally believe they can be read positively regardless of which is correct. The first is a Muslim bringing a weapon to their vigil, which sparked a scuffle which escalated to a riot, which then sparked even more. This is the version that makes the initial riot justified, but it also highlights the decreased tolerance people are having for their (Muslims) bullshit, and the other riots that occurred showed a solidarity and similar rage is simmering across the country. And I don't think the rioters were just chavs taking advantage of the heat. The sentiments are why a party like Reform can appear in 2021, come 3rd (in votes) in 2024, and start consistently polling 1st in 2025.

The second is attributed to 'misinfo' regarding the the murderer, saying they were a Muslim, that hating whites was why they did it and so forth. Also good! That means more people are getting their info from outside the government and mainstream news, enough at least to incense multiple cities to have riots based entirely on shit they read on Facebook, which they evidently find more trust worthy than whatever the BBC tells them. This version also indicates that whites are at bare minimum starting to showcase some kind of solidarity and a willingness to defend themselves and get mad with one another, showing that people are no longer willing to just tolerate minorities killing them. No more 'don't look back in anger'. If both are correct, that's fine too. It also shows that the government and media both are now utterly incapable of stopping the spread of things, which is good.

This might've been a fluke, a one off, but the fact people were willing to react in such a way at all shouldn't be discounted and the Reform polls at least indicate the people rioting were doing so earnestly. These riots also saw Muslim counter protesters, with the fact they felt the need to 'defend themselves' and counter the protests which occurred in the daytime when people were incensed at a murderer of little girls really spoke volumes. I also think the government is aware of the populace's shifting attitudes, as they're trying their hardest to disassociate the concept of the murder away from culture and religion half a year after it happened, instead trying to have it be the result of learned behaviour from internet personalities, such as the bogeyman Andrew Tate. Although they fail see that pinning it on misogyny I.E. something that is tied exclusively to men, isn't going engender them much love.

Two: People have seen over the past decade and a half that the quality of life has gone down. More of their money is being taken from them, be it in existing taxes going up or the introduction of new ones (remember the fucking bedroom tax?), the potential income from a high paying job leaving the country or going to a fresh arrival from abroad, or the benefits they were receiving from the government previously being taken away (Child benefit being capped at 2 children, Universal Credit being changed from the past system so they can save pennies). People attributed these things to the Tories being evil cunts, or the economy going to shit, which were both true in some respects, but I think a combination of things have exposed people to the truth of the matter.

First you have Labour winning the last election and showing they're just as austerity-loving as the Conservatives, threatening to cut benefits, winter fuel allowance, abolishing of NHS England (it feels like it's been years since they won but they've only been in power since July of last year); GBNews (yes, unironically) giving telly watchers an actual Right-wing news source; Covid lockdowns encouraging more frequent internet use (Work from home might've forced boomers and Gen X to become familiar with a web browser and software as well) which in turn lead to people discovering alternatives to mainstream news, even if it was just a twitter feed; the migrant boat crossings becoming a news item in 2022 and their subsequent housing in hotels, and the subsequent highlight in 2024 reminding people of the fact; Farage (yes, he did something good) highlighting the cost of immigration on our services and the number of houses we'd need to build just to keep up with the influx of migrants in the televised debate (In particular, he made a good point about Labour's commitment to build a million homes not being much considering double that figure would have arrived into the country by the end of their term); the recent debacle with cousin marriage, inbred babies and their burden on the NHS being talked about at all. I think all these things at least drove people to put two and two together, turning their anti-immigration from something that existed mostly in name, into something of a moral and financial imperative. The numbers need to go down to fix the country's ailing health, there is nothing else on the table. Whilst the point about Covid and GBNews are old, the rest all occurred in the past eight months.



All in all, you've probably been angry for longer than most, as you've likely been aware of the true severity for a while. Most people however have simply not been exposed to much of what fed your resentment; it's all new to them and they're forced to confront facts and ideas which have been hidden from them until recently. The 'line' you're talking about is one they hadn't even realised had been stepped over because they weren't looking at the ground. They've only just now looked over their shoulder, see it far behind them, and realise that, yes, they're supposed to be angry. Reform's popularity right now represents their anger to all the shit Labour and the Conservatives have been enabling for the past decades. I can't predict if things will escalate to being violent, but voting is a release valve, like I said at the start. If Reform win, quell the numbers coming in, it'll soothe people for a while (even if the large numbers already here are the problem but I already went on a Reform tangent in the Lowe thread) and deescalate any potential unrest. It's only when voting is definitively proven to not do anything will there be some sort of major reaction — "But voting did nothing about immigrants people have been voting to stop for 17 years?" you might say, and this is true, but the main crux of my perspective is reliant on people being ignorant to the true scale of harm caused by immigration, the government/media obfuscating and suppressing info, and the potency of the tolerance drilled into us for decades losing its effectiveness under the sheer awfulness of contemporary Britain.

"What will it take then?" No clue. Fanfic time: I imagine at bare minimum it'd require things to continue as they are now, people becoming more aware of the costs, the lack of integration, the numbers. This is contingent on the idea that Reform pulls its shit together and people are hopeful that Farage (lel) and Reform will fix things if they win 2029. Then if he fails to live up to expectation, which will actually be known about in real time unlike with the previous decades thanks to the internet being utilised for broader uses than just recreation. There might be protests appearing as a result of his inaction, which will either force him to act or continue to do nothing. Lip service would placate, but not work too long I feel, as patience wears win. There might be rebels and defections within his own party depending on how many are like Lowe or even Tice. Depending on the severity of things there could be a snap election, which is where I imagine it all going tits up. It could also go all tits up if Reform doesn't win and the victor does something hilariously stupid with regards to spending, taxes, or cuts. I imagine, if you had to give me a year, it'd be 2032 or 2035 at the earliest. Honestly I've said before in this thread it's something you can't really predict with any accuracy. I don't think people could've predicted the Southport riots based on the precedent of prior attacks. The thread being on this site is a testament to the remarkable nature of it happening at all.

I share your frustrations, I really do, and I'm also impatient for things to get better, but not everybody is on the same wavelength. I don't pin the blame for that entirely on people being wilfully ignorant, lazy or just unwilling. So many things are socially discouraged, prohibited or suppressed by the government, or pre-opinionated and fed to you by the news that it makes sense in hindsight why things hadn't kicked off yet. Sometimes, people just don't know things. I had a bizarre conversation with my mum a few years back watching Kong: Skull Island of all movies, where she had no idea what a nuclear bomb was. With regards to political stuff, I don't consider myself special for knowing these things. I was just lucky (or unlucky) enough to stumble onto certain websites, watch certain youtubers, etcetera and that same journey has to occur for the millions who never put themselves in a position to 'stumble' anywhere they might learn beyond what they're told by the TV. I'm not exactly sure how my 'political journey' began, but I think revealing it here would end things on a lighter note. For most here, I assume it was something instilled into them by their parents, or maybe you just decided one day something needed to be looked into and you developed your beliefs and opinions over time. Me? I was 12 or 13, hated 'Baby' by Justin Bieber, and one thing led to another...

]Thank you, TheAmazingAtheist.

TLDR: For 'normies', consider their potential ignorance to most things you're angry at and consider that most of them only became surface-level aware of things in 2024. Most were unlikely to actually search things out and took the news as it was given to them at face value, but now they do. Southport riots showed a willingness to get pissed at these killers instead of keeping quiet, and Reform's polling as of now shows that it wasn't just a bunch of yobs taking advantage of the heat, that many people were genuinely pissed off. Covid Lockdowns years prior forced older people to utilise technology and the internet for remote work, and made a lot of young people use the internet for more than just recreation, expanding people's exposure to info the media and government suppress. Labour's austerity measures showed people they're just like the Tories, and their cuts coupled with the migrant hotel shit shows all this is being done to keep up with the burden of immigration; people only became aware of the true numbers with the Rwanda plan. Immigration is officially too big a problem for the government to handle, too big of a burden on the natives, and too big to be covered up and downplayed by the press. The official countdown on it being too much for people began in 2022-25, even if you considered it too much more than a decade ago.
 
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Immigrants are always resented. It doesn't matter where they're from, or how similar they are to the place they've immigrated to, they will always be resented. They might learn the language and try to adapt to the culture, but until several generations of assimilation have occurred, they don't fit in. They might never fit in.
IIRC it took literal centuries for the Viking settlers in Scotland and Ireland to be considered natives instead of gallowglasses, gallowglass being the term for "foreigner who speaks our language".
 
They shouldn't get extra class help. If they aren't managing in mainstream they should be sent to sped town.
I think it’s really dependent on what the problem is. A smart kid with a physical issue like cerebral palsy isn’t going to be helped by being at ‘special school.’ A bit of mild dyslexia can often be helped to the point it’s no longer an issue.
Anything that causes behavioural issues has to be separate though IMO. We’ve seen far too much time spent on one or two kids at the expense of the rest of the class for frank behaviour issues / quite bad autism etc.
If it’s a matter of needing a helper to just manage the day physically and you’re a good kid who is keeping up, I’m all for mainstream. That’s the minority though, from our experience so far - pretty much every class my kids are in has one or two kids who are real nightmares and take up a lot of time
What will it take then?" No clue.
I think it shows that people are needing numbers. Covid shows people are herd animals and will only do what it’s ‘allowed’ to do. The minute it’s ’ok to talk about it’ because there’s some authority figure doing so will be the inflection point. Right now there’s such a stranglehold on news media and speech. If you get people talking and a bit of momentum, things could get interesting.
Which is why farage has just split reform, the uk state is indeed good at neutering and squelching any nucleus that opposition might form around. The riots were such a threat because they didn’t have any nucleus , it was an expression of widespread rage, and I think that will have shocked them as well. The tactics that followed were much more heavy handed, locking people up for speaking. Emptying the jails. How many cycles of that can we go through?
 
Honestly I don’t know. Some kids struggle with reading, whether that’s because they don’t read enough or there’s some issue I don’t know. I’ve been lucky that all mine are good at it, but I won’t begrudge kids who just need a bit of intensive support whether that’s classroom helpers in small groups or whatever. The key thing for me is:
1. Does the help help the kid
2. Does the kid disrupt the rest of the class?
If it’s a kid a bit behind with reading, and you can fix that with more reading one on one help, that can and should be done in mainstream. If it’s a kid acting out and harming others, or just screeching to the point they take time away from others, they shouldn’t be in that class.
The way they did it when I was at school worked fine: sped kids in special school. The rest of us were streamed into ability groups - the dimmer ones were in the D group and had smaller classes, extra assistants and wranglers as needed. If too much wrangling was needed it was special school. That frees everyone up to learn at the rate and pace they can. That was deemed discriminatory at some point (I bet it’d be even more so now) and everyone was lumped in the same classes and that just doesn’t work at all.
What grinds my gears as well is that well behaved girls are expected to sit with badly behaving boys to ‘calm them down ’ which these days is asking for trouble, and one off the few times I’ve gone down to school and told them in no uncertain terms that this stops immediately or consequences legally.
 
A huge amount of the public disorder and pressure on services and general humptyness over immigrants awaiting processing would be substantially alleviated if they were banged up 24-7 from arrival until refusal and deportation. The rate of immigrants going on the missing list would be substantially lowered. The opportunity to go on the missing list and join existing diaspora communities would be substantially lowered. The pull factors of the UK as a final destination would be lowered.
They could do this at Wethersfield in Essex. Illegals are housed in a former USAF airbase there. Its fully fenced off with one entrance and exit gate.

But no, the shitskins there are allowed to wander around the locality, and hanging around the village, or trying to get into villagers gardens. There is even a fleet of minibuses to take them into the nearest town (Braintree) and even day trips out to Colchester.

Just shut them in. Its a big site with plenty of room to move around. There is (or at least were) facilities there like a few shops. Open one of them, and there is no need for any of them to leave until their (bogus?) asylum claims are heard and they are deported.
 
@Otterly : I've an ex who had cereberal palsy. No communication or cognitive issues, but a gammy walk. Poork bastard was,for first three years of school, stuck in a potato patch with literal retards, both physically incapacitated, and emotionally damaged.

i can't say that's especially fair, and it did cause him a couple of issues, however, he finished his A Levels at 19, went to Uni at 21, after some time working, and graduated with his BsC at 25, then did an MSc which is good gooing all things considered.

Anecdote from my Mum who was a teacher: They had a member of the local social services observing outside a local newsagents near the school in the morning, to catch out parents buying cans off Monster for wee Brayden and Nevaeah so they would act up in school and get the much-coveted statement for ADHD.

Too many of these kids issues come down to serious, underlying societal issues, which at their root cause are enabled by a poverty of aspiration and sheer greed for more Gobs on the part of the parent (I'm not going to use the plural, parents, because, let's be fucking realistic here, eh?).

@Amin Yasister TBH, if I had to flee to another country for my own safety, I would welcome what you describe. Give me a chance to acclimate, learn the language, and know I am safe, warm, housed and looked after while my application is taken care of.

It's almost like they're not actually fleeing anything and are freeloading vermin (spoiler, of course they are).
 
smaller classes, extra assistants and wranglers as needed
This is how mainstreaming is supposed to work, but the rub is that there's no money for the amount of classroom assistants, let alone money for the amount of extra classrooms, needed to deliver it. So the effect is that the potato requires additional help from the class teacher. But the pressure on class sizes is such that the teacher already does not have enough time to help kids who are on target quite enough, they do not have the time to be explaining everything twice or more to the potato. This means all teaching in the class has to stop whilst the potato gets somehow brought up to speed, or more correctly an effort is made to do so. Your kids are comparatively fortunate and in a good school if there's only one or two disruptive spazzies in their classes. (Of course this is not actually lucky, the actual number should be zero so they can learn uninterrupted, this is completely unfair on kids like yours) The average number of ASN kids in a Scottish mainstream class now is one in three. One in fucking three. How the fuck is that mainstream education when a full third of you sitting there are speds. How is a teacher supposed to control ten or eleven speds in a group with 20 normal kids, even in actual ASN education a group of ten or eleven at a time are pushing it. If even only eight of those kids are statemented for one-to-one classroom help, who the fuck is paying for eight classroom assistants per class. An entire primary school in Scotland will be sharing somewhere between one and four, tops. The reality is the cost is ruinous even if you could get people trained up for the jobs. The speds were herded together into the sped schools because the cost of actually controlling them in mainstream is impossible, and the ones with "neurodivergence" are impossibly disruptive in mainstream. You only need one fanny with ADHD, the loud kind of tism, or the magical 'dual diagnosis' to make it impossible for a teacher to actually teach the other thirty kids in the class because they are spazzing out all over the place. Plus the increasing reports of violence in schools aren't a teacher psyop, they are actually happening and it's always some little cunt with ASN responsible. Kids can't possibly be expected to learn when someone is having a fucking electric hedgehog meltdown twice a day next to them. You know all of this of course but I do believe that most people do not understand why education has fallen off a bloody cliff in the last 20 years and the answer is speds fucking everything up for normal people.
 
You’ve even got pikeys on Tik Tok claiming that their kids are autistic and ADHD now. Thats when you know it’s got out of hand. Nothing to do with their absolutely feral upbringing, of course. They probably get more bennys for it aswell. Which is outrageous considering, at least in my area the council spends a fortune cleaning up after all the fly tipping they do. They also commit half the robberies.
 
I remember the ⅓ pint glass bottles of milk at school being frozen solid in winter, and having to be thawed out in front of the open fire in the classrooms (yes, we had them in my primary school). In the summer it was warm and undrinkable.

Wish it was taken away when I was at school
We still had apple and milk time when I was at primary school. It was shit, and put me right off drinking milk
 
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Reeves says the welfare changes will save £4.8bn.

She says there have been “final adjustments” since the announcement last week.

Referring to these changes, she says:

The universal credit standard allowance will increase from £92 per week in 25/26 to £106 pounds a week by 29/30 while the universal credit health elements will be cut to the new claimants by around 50% and then frozen.
Christ. Whatever the rights and wrongs of it, we can all agree these people are going to be fucked. 106 quid a week to live in another five years time. Thank God it's not me.
 
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