🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 335 92.8%

  • Total voters
    361
No one watches the Killstream to see him do these promos so he just does them on X to have some form of relevance on the internet.
I unironically really enjoy him dropping the promos on X. It’s just the right amount of Ralph to be entertaining and engaging. You get a nice sense of who he’s hollering at and he’s making an effort towards peak form for 5-10 minutes. It’s why I think he actually has a profitable Cameo opportunity if he’d put in the effort.
 
Piggytits is Tweeting up a storm, oiking at Chris Brunet.

>Did you know this guy has a job
>Did you know like my scorned boyfriend Fuent, he was an IVF baby
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Retweeting paedophiles.
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Looks like he's leaving the Sektur everyone. For a total of four, or was it five hours?
 
I caught some gold. Chris Brunet, who made a giant expose on the Groypers, mentioned Ralph in it. He’s currently holding a Space in which Groypers can debate him if they choose. A dude named “guntrespecter” came in and tried to educate Chris on his lore, and then Ralph himself came on, called that dude a faggot, and tried to set the record straight on the details Chris got wrong about Pantsu. Ralph eventually got muted. Unfortunately I didn’t get this but not long after I stopped screen recording Ralph started talking again for like three seconds then Chris kicked him and said something along the lines of, “I kicked Ethan, he was getting annoying.”

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The moment Ralph got kicked.

 
Brunet really touched a nerve here with Rape-it-Ralph
It's like when Jesse asked Ralph if he ever ate shit and then he denied it and then went on an hour long tirade about how much he loves licking assholes, sucking assholes, thumbing assholes, etc. Get ready for it Chris, Ralph has never been one to wash his hands.
 
it looks like Ethan is about to spend the next 2 hours on stream calling me Ashkenazi

for the record, here is my DNA:

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You don’t want this smoke bish!

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Hope you’re prepared for slurred content of Ralph talking about thumbing the asses of any female family members you may have
 
The pantsu account accusing him of rape was co-opted by the trolls.
Even though it's the fake account, I think they're referencing the story where Pantsu told Digibro and Riley that Ralph raped her when she got caught cheating. It was when Ralph dropped his pregnant teenaged fiance to be babysat by a house full of trannies tripping on LSD while he fucked Pantsu in the back of the KillstreamMobile in 27 degree heat. She came back and said "Ralph raped me" and Ralph fled as the house full of tripping trannies and faggots wanted to beat him up. (this is separate to the incident when they actually did beat him up)
 
Even though it's the fake account, I think they're referencing the story where Pantsu told Digibro and Riley that Ralph raped her when she got caught cheating. It was when Ralph dropped his pregnant teenaged fiance to be babysat by a house full of trannies tripping on LSD while he fucked Pantsu in the back of the KillstreamMobile in 27 degree heat. She came back and said "Ralph raped me" and Ralph fled as the house full of tripping trannies and faggots wanted to beat him up.
Fuck I forgot about that. My bad @Karlstack, Rape-It-Ralph gets around more than I can keep track of apparently.
 
I love how for any other person in the world getting shitfaced and going into detail about how much you like getting your asshole tongue punched would be the most humiliating thing that happened to you in years but for Ralph it's literally just another weekday.

PS: if you're a dude and you get off on having your asshole sucked on you're not straight.
 
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